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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №132431
 21.08.2016
Q: Interestingly, these sucking couples on the streets don’t understand what they’re disgusting about? And they climb each other’s knees, and they go, and they catch their ass...fi, monkeys.
WOW: Don’t look at it. In general, you are jealous. She is fat and terrible, heaven.
...
Wow, I can’t tolerate homosexuals. He is sick. How can two men suck? That is ugliness!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №132430
 21.08.2016
"Post offices equipped with Braille fonts"
The blind man in the mail touches, touches a sign.
What is "%y"?? to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №132429
 21.08.2016
Today my husband transferred to my SB card from his five thousand rubles. And in the comment, wrote "Thank you for the night"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №132428
 21.08.2016
My wife and I have lived together for more than 8 years, the daughter has only been kissed, while:
“I’m not a beautiful person, but I’m not ugly, I lived with my parents, I worked for myself. Going to a meeting-dating clean to eat (student);
When I met, I didn’t like her (because I liked her and I acted like an idiot).
A second date only for the cinema and to eat on the hole! (And I understood it, but I began to think about what to catch.)
All her friends said "Is he you?and "
- 3 months of murryzhila - proved innocent, confessed to love first!
There was everything, I was sitting without work for 2 years, and I gave flowers every day (unfortunately, 1 rose, but it was enough), she was true and close, here I realized that she really loves).
We worked together, bought an apartment, a car. And friends are all without permanent couples.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №132427
 21.08.2016
For the truth:

Love those you live with if you can’t live with those you love.
This was stated by D. Nagiev in one of the programs “Windows” in 2002. A worthy phrase, a dish.

This phrase does not belong to Nagiev, it is from the song of Steven Stills "love the one you're with", 1970 issue, which has since become winged.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №132426
 21.08.2016
Cut your head to the cockroaches. She doesn’t matter to you.
What does it matter to you, who, when, with whom and in what quantity? Or does this maid give you all, you don’t give you all?
÷÷ and
A large-scale mother with a dozen children enters the service. Half boys and half girls. They begin to joke. Momma shouts "Wanna, quiet!" There is silence. Then the girls began to make noise. "Masha, don’t make noise!" Order and tranquility Momash is asked, how is it so - with one team you calm down all "fighters"? The answer is "Yes very simple. All my boys are named Vania and all my girls are named Masha. And she asks, “Well, and if you need to call a particular child, how do you do it?”
"It is very simple. It is by name!"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №132425
 21.08.2016
By voting, in elections against fraudsters and thieves, you insult the feelings of the thieves.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №132424
 21.08.2016
by Bracosrach

This is from the much-written feeling that all the men are oligarchs, and the aunts are nurses. In fact, everything is not as usual and the contribution is roughly equal in the family.
example of a colleague: he is 37, she is 30, they have been living together for years 5. she gently hints on children and marriage, he is sluggish. He took one in the mortgage, naturally arranged for himself. Yes, he’s paid more than her, but not critically. His money goes to pay for a mortgage and an eternally broken car. They eat for their money and everything else. Also, she fully provides the daily life - washing, cleaning, cooking. Is this not an equal contribution? Is she a survivor? But it will be boring to him - he will go out, and she, according to the law, must make a bunch of movements to prove that she also has the right to this apartment, because of the fact. His money was also included in the family budget.
And if at first a man/woman has a sum for something - buy, organize, and then marry. No one will claim.
Although he loves her, and even for all 5 years says that someday he will have to get married and have a child. But when it is, it is not clear.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №132423
 20.08.2016
and Oga:

If the third husband beats the mouth, it is not the husband, but the mouth of the RNA.

For example, she grew up with a beating father, and therefore took this situation as the norm. An educated victim, you know. Well, all kinds of scabies with itchy fists know very well how to calculate such victims, but this does not mean that the latter are to blame. Have you tried not to beat people? Enough to mention this idiotic phrase, who said it initially - a stupid sociopath and a moral fool.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №132422
 20.08.2016
After the IOC allowed the Americans to cross the squad, the Russian football team should demand to play the European Championship again. There are also people on the field.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №132421
 20.08.2016
It depends on the person, you know.
Usually yes, the baby will be offered not to work - she will run the application for dismissal to write, riding the tapes
And for me, for example, all these traditional values to one place, I adore my work, and no excuses of my husband will make me resign and do borsches.
so yes, not only those who initially didn’t want to work, and not whom the husband (oh fool!) "forced" to sit at home

What was the white coat? Not a trick? You are all fools, you are the queen.
And my former colleague, for example, has a different story. She was a good specialist. Worked on conscience. But then I got married - and at first glance it seemed like a man. Anne is not. A child was born, and a year and a half later she went to work. And everybody cries that at home there is thirst, but the husband is angry - "because he is angry," insists that he should sit at home. No day is a scandal. I broke, I couldn’t stand it. I went to the housewives. Well, six years later, of course, the bridegroom swinged to the younger baby, leaving her with the child, without money and with a giant break in the internship, with the need to restore qualification. From Dorothy, right? You would be in her place, right?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №132420
 20.08.2016
xx
You are so conscientious, right?

xy
I did not find my har on the laundry to put where it got.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №132419
 20.08.2016
Recently, in a commentary to the movie on one of the distant trackers:
My friend Anton highly recommended. Let us see.
2: O_o... well if Anton himself polemized then I download without any doubts
Everyone knows that Antha has a great taste. I need to push, for sure.
4 is fucking. I know Antoine too. I go.
5 The Comrades! Anton insisted not to mention his name. :)
6 of O! I am not the only one who knows Anton.
I liked the movie, someone find out from Anton what else is good to see.
I also have Anton.
9: I don’t know Anton, but I’m happy to jump and watch for the third time!!! to
I don’t know Anton!! But... I also jump because it intrigued the resume of the film....
11: Bl..y, why doesn't anyone say that Anton recommended the film? and? That changes everything!See all of them!!! to
12: I don't know how to push or not, someone give an anton number I want to clarify what
13: Maybe Antonha will also get up for the distribution, or there is no speed (
14: I read all the comments and in the process I only download the film from Antonhi. Don’t fool Anton.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №132418
 20.08.2016
I am well. He feeds well, he scratches. Yes, the ticks fled, although the worms still remain. One problem: it doesn’t make you cry at night. In other words, the norm.
by Martin.

Hold on, Martin - show the worms who is the principal here! Yes, by the way: this is a good remedy for night trouble. As your sleep, look for her navel, they say, somewhere in the middle.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №132417
 20.08.2016
Love those you live with if you can’t live with those you love.
This was stated by D. Nagiev in one of the programs “Windows” in 2002. A worthy phrase, a dish.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №132416
 20.08.2016
On the GT about the new bionic prosthesis:
XXX: Holy Jay, it’s just as cool to shrink!
Looking at such things, you start to believe at least a little more that the world is moving in the right direction.
YYY: Yes it is. Properly placed bionic prostheses can help the mass of people whose hands are not growing from that place since birth. and :)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №132415
 20.08.2016
Anyone who has not yet found the pup in the cat - put the cat with the surface examined (pudge) up.

Cat protested using four legs equipped with fishing hooks and teeth

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №132414
 20.08.2016
All wives work on their own, ready to help in case of illness, injury and depression. Yes Yes Yes.
Most will try to get rid of such a husband as soon as possible, as he "washes her best years".

Just husbands run away from the illness of their wives, referring to the saying that a husband loves a healthy wife.
And many examples when a woman wears pot
husband, and he goes to find a young man.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №132413
 20.08.2016
Description of vacancy:
"The official hard device."

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №132412
 20.08.2016
#Kakonotudapopalo

Fans of Ren-TV and other things who believe that the Egyptian pyramids were built by aliens, simply do not realize the human strength and determination that arises from obtaining the nutritious %#$duels or simply in the presence of “third-party” energy in the body.
Once at the end of the 90-x in the lower part of the mountain on the path found a battery. Ordinary Soviet iron part of central heating, sections edak 10. The path is already in the mountain, narrow, to the nearest home is 6 kilometers. The path is such that even if you used some car or sailing in the winter, it would have to be very difficult.
But my intuition suggested that it was done manually.
And I still hope that the inscription “Asya and Olya 1996” scratched on the battery paint was made either before or after other people picked up this object.

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