I needed a job and I learned from a friend about a job in a company. My friend says, go out, talk. I gave my phone number, I called and I was told when to come. They talked and said they would call back. I went out of the territory (15 meters left) as the guard runs out with a scream: "Stop, I am!" He runs after me. I assessed the situation (I was caught up to be under 2 meters tall and weighing about 90 kg, and I was low) and let’s run around him. He caught me up and took me back. As it turned out, this new guy on the second day of the internship and when I went outside the territory, he called the mayor. The director asked if I went out, and he said, “Yes.” And then the director shouted to him, “Why did you let him go? Who allowed it?” I didn’t have time to say it was a joke as he rushed to me. by Sam Zam. I thought he would go to me and ask me to stay, and then say that I was taken to work, but he didn’t expect him to just throw me on my shoulder and bring me back.

Everyone has been running, and I’ve been working there for 2 months) Every day something new) Fun collective

A friend of my father, and myself for years, for a long time, alone, in the village, cared for his elderly mother. She was sick for a long time and did not get out of bed. Experiencing that she "has already grown old, but God does not take her away," she constantly lamented the inconveniences brought to her son.

One day, after a long mourning, she demanded, “I will save you from your worries, give me poison!”



The son poured into a glass of vodka (mother did not see it), submissively, without explanations offered, "Look, as you asked, poison. “Drink!”



The mother gathered for a moment, said goodbye to the son with a sad look, and then decidedly drank.



Then there was the look of the deeply deceived man: "If so, then let me eat!"

Wild heat below 40 and high humidity. I come to the office after the vacation, I see colleagues in sweaters standing in front of the entrance, smoking.



Oh guys, what are you? ! to

We are warm.

Oh Oh Oh Oh... Okay... be warm.



I go into the office. And I get frozen, I can say, by mouth. My fingers began to fade in 10 minutes, I can’t even print. The new central cooling system is persistently trying to turn the office into a tundra and nobody can figure out how to understand it. As a result, everyone brings sweaters to work, goes out to warm up and awaits the arrival of repairers.

XX: What do you do in your free time?

Tagged: spy

XXX is serious? I like to walk in the park or go to the cinema with my friends.

YYY: I know

and so:

just dive into the women's forums, almost in every one you will find instructions on how to wrap a man, including to wrap a moustache in the ZAGS, and how to read this men tie condoms and take them with them. There is no nonsense there.

In ' women's forums, adequate bab give god, so that 1% is found. Normal women get around them.

by Stamp

Here is a couple, they sleep together, spend time and so everything is fine. Why a lady stamp, why because of him to ruin the relationship? Forgive me, she doesn’t treat him as a mess. Here you live, go to work, do a hobby, but you have plans for the future. Moving, buying a house or something else. Distant and not very. And for women stamp = you are part of my far-reaching plans. Not just a girl for a while, but a man I want to be with in a few years. You can get divorced at any time. But you at least tried, not in advance set up for failure and decided that you will still divorce. And of course, the same can be said in words, but your woman already has her own personal experience and may have been fooled over and over again. To sell not the bags to roll, but the stamp to put it is already an action and an act. Others also said and promised, and you took and did. And if there is no other person in your plans, and only I will get a promotion, I will move, don't waste someone else's time, find the same partner and live peacefully.
Z is. Of course, there may be other reasons why the stamp, yet people are different.

This is how you get to the cat to scare, and he is such a jump and throws his head back almost 180. You scare him...

It is wrong to laugh.
I have a daughter-in-law at the hotel. And somewhere on the antresols found the book of Zacher-Mazoch.
I have no idea what she reads so fascinatingly. Until my sister arrived.

And I licked me. "Where do you get such books?"And I fucking come from where?

The child crashed a helicopter on the control panel. I brought him a big straw and let him go. She started fighting the ceiling. I pretended to control her.

He cried like an unusual! He asked me for this stuff!

My husband and I were introduced by a friend. She said there was a nice guy. I agreed to meet. But an hour before the goodbye blindly attacked the mantra: his legs tremble, no connected thoughts in his head. And here I sit, watching for everyone who enters the coffee shop. Five minutes before the appointed time, a full-length guy, a meter sixty, in glasses and a foolish shirt entered the cafe.



But with just one phrase he changed his mind: “Hello, are you Masha? Sorry, I’m usually a pumped two-foot blonde with blue eyes. Something is not in shape today.

It is:
The South Bridge leads to the South Park.

XXX: It’s really a foolish idea to give a name to your unnamed finger! I will call it Borean.
Yyy: Well, in general, the finger should be called an adjective, or the same large, medium, indicative, prospective...
zzz: fucking, the prospective finger is cool =)
yyy: the type is not up to the average, but it can also be something)
ZZZ: the small broke the system
Yyy: in the family not without shit

The most touching thing I’ve ever seen in my life: a village sort, toilet paper, and the inscription: “The Only Washable Claw.”

I confirm:

I’m going to go to Zack for two reasons:
1) He was jealous

Don’t take a man who got involved before the wedding. It will not be better.

My first husband and I just divorced because of this, although before the wedding he held the horses. Imagine that you will start afterwards.

She did not work alone, Watson and Crick deserved their prize. The whole department worked, and only the boss received the prize - is it also deserved or how?

In the scientific environment, not the announcement of a fact is valued, but the scientific justification of this fact. Franklin was not involved in the development of the scientific apparatus under this discovery, which took almost 10 years. It is the establishment of the fact in this case that is important. The explanation is secondary. Today one theory, tomorrow another.
The Nobel Prize is not awarded posthumously, such are the rules, by the time she was 4 years dead, but neither Watson nor Crick mentioned her contribution to the common cause. I did not see any mention of Franklin in a single book on DNA during my universe studies. These two comrades are everywhere. By the way, the work of the group of Linus Poling, who came to similar conclusions a little later than Watson-Crik in textbooks were written, but not about Franklin. Why this?
Acceptance of honorary members, the installation of busts and memorial boards began in 1982.Ok, not in the 21st century, but only 30 years after his death. But do you admit that for those 30 years she was forgotten and her contribution ignored?

What experiments did you do as a child?

They burned a cellophane bag on a rod and burning, smelling of fire and slippery drops dropped on a piece of clay, in which the form was pre-pressed with a badge or brochure. There was a plastic copy of the badge. The process was called the "drop".

Discussing Chinese rosettes and extenders

temnimenee: How can I squeeze a fork while holding onto contacts? and :)
SLS: First time hard, I agree
But then you get used to it and everything goes by itself.

It’s a white drunkard, right? This is the same nonsense of the drunk white you are carrying about these most "adjusted" holes.

just dive into the women's forums, almost in every one you will find instructions on how to wrap a man, including to wrap a moustache in the ZAGS, and how to read this men tie condoms and take them with them. There is no nonsense there.
I was a girl and my hair was dusty. Then these same ladies begin to weep on the same forums for the goats who dropped them with a child, or even if they were trapped in a barrel, after a few years they still leave, honestly pay for the maintenance of the child, some are attached to the child and give him a lot of time, but do not like the woman.
Do not want a man in the ZAGS, does not love, you will not be fortunate.

The logic of the users can often be incomprehensible. For a long time I worked in one enterprise, where the secretary was far beyond 50, and she survived on this job more than a dozen directors and owners. The aunt worked in her own way: all the orders on the enterprise, services and other documents she kept in one word file. There were five hundred pages. If something had to be printed out, it deleted everything except the desired pages, and then closed the file without saving the changes. In such a crazy mode, she worked for years until the computer stalled. While Admin was walking, the aunt went somewhere. It comes - on the screen a word file for one sheet. Admin, as a cultural man, saved everything and closed it before repairing the glue with the mail.

The press service of the city council said that the rains and floods were ripped out of the context of the complex improvement of the city and misinterpreted by the inhabitants of the city and journalists.