You don’t read Facebook, right?

Nail: I do not have an account there.

Natalya is up! Let us be friends there!

Natalya: Are you there for a long time?

Nail: Well, I’m 28 years old, until you find out on your internet!

Natalya: I am still in the shower.

Nail: Well... don’t need to be prepared for our friendship on Facebook...or necessarily? O_O

Showing my wife Trello... on her head. ? Poor phone breaks off from notifications. Install the program on the computer! to Draw! to shrink! to hang. :D As a response, I put her there borst and massages. ^ ^ ^

Update: She was ahead of me here! ? I make burrito for dinner. and :)

>> So why does a woman in the "accidental" flight not run for abortion to do?

What do you get that doesn’t run? Look at the abortion statistics. Well, the comparison of standard treatment for syphilis with abortions is also wrong: different degrees of intervention, consequences, risks and complications.

You can develop his thought - it is necessary to cut everything and the men, and all conceptions through the test tube. After all, in women, sexual arousal on the same organ is not bound, and the whole skin is not cut, in men, on the contrary, in pants, the main arousal is concentrated.

Studies of female organisms, including circumcised, showed that a woman without a clitoris and small lips is not able to experience pleasure in principle. That is never. Nothing at all. There is concentrated most (in 50% of women - even all) of the nerve endings, allowing to experience excitement.
Only the cutting of the clitoral cap is safe (an analogue of the male extremity), but this is limited to extremely rarely. The most often completely cut off the clitoris and lips - and this is actually castration. And sometimes they go further and just knock it all down. The man then goes into the bedroom with a knife. Putting the road...
There is nothing to say about the lack of hygiene in the process and infections afterwards.

It is scary actually. Even worse, there are still blurries who consider this to be the norm, and even require that all others submit to this norm. In a normal country, this fool would be jailed for inciting, inciting and organizing mass crimes. But our intestines are thin. Sounds day and that’s all.

I asked at the forum what is missing a child if she eats sand. Options were proposed: stars, brains, sand, freedom.

In chauvinism, the weaker always pulls everything, because the stronger can force him to pull instead.
In feminism, if the duty is not prescribed as someone’s specific, it is pulled by the one who can pull – regardless of gender, political, racial or any other affiliation.
And when they are forced to drag a man under the motto of "motherhood - not a pity" - it is not feminism, but babysitting.

And men can tell a lot, fantasy, or rather love, it does not depend on gender.
It is fashionable now to be a victim, to be the most/most oppressed – hence the femate, MoDya, wait for your privileges and other things. Rape by sight, rape by refusal... The oppression by privileges has just recently been removed.
And in real life where all this, and nowhere. Everything in Twitter and Tumlers remained.

And many girls forcibly crushed your eggs in the transport?
Or did you try to press in the school dressing room?

I can’t keep up with women and the burden. The village, on the left of Baba Masha, on the right of Baba Pasha, both died for 90 most of their lives alone, the farm is entirely on them. However, my mother "and in the cellar on a burning horse" to 50 disabled in the heart, about joints and so on, I remain silent, while I, being a son, tried to raise anything heavy to her not to give, while she did not ask me. And this is what I am for? And to the fact that everything is very individual, to the fact that being an adult already a man, it is natural for me to look at how a woman weighs weights - I will help myself, I will offer help at least, I will refuse - I will not insist, I will ask - I will not refuse help, because we are created somewhat different, for me 20 kg - it is not a weight, but for 40-50 kg of a woman - it is half of her weight, and often do we "men" raise half of their weight? Take care of women, men, they humanity to give birth to or wish our country to fill :)

Arthem drank Inesa with vodka.
He went to the cinema, gave a collar.
There was no rape,
I paid 100 bucks per hour.

>>> and here is a nice female voice from the speakers:
“Dear passengers,” said ship captain Natalia Gagarin.

In 2011 he flew from Aktiubinsk to Alma-Ata by the company "Air Astana"
Before the dynamic disappeared.
"Venerable Pschry, the commander of the ship Baldirbek Kuzugambetov" or something like that
The first reaction was the desire to shout "Let me go, I will walk".
P.S They flighted.

Nail: A friend just told me that my speech has changed, it has become Peter’s.

Darya is serious? Is it like Peter’s speech?

I don’t know that, Suarez.

XXX: My daughter, we’ll cut off your head.
WOW : Why?
For the illiteracy. We wanted to break off the mat, but found that your SMS "go out sooner or quite late without p..." ends with the words "unfiveteen already". And for illiteracy.

Maslow pyramid for cats. My two got fat, the veterinarian advised to put on a diet. So they after a couple of days began to fight, although before that they lived peacefully. For a week my heart endured to see the beams of wool across the apartment when I came from work, then spit and decided that it would be better to be fat. The fight stopped.

That’s what happens... when I breathed over potatoes as a child – was I a viper?? to

The post of Russia, such as the Post of Russia, does not cease to surprise.
I got a notification, I go to the department to receive the "small package". Not only is it in principle unclear where to stand (20 minutes in the wrong window), so they did not find it. Asked to write the phone number, removed the notification. The morning call:
- Hi, tra-la-la address name, on your name package.
Hi yes, it is right.
Why didn’t you get it from the mailbox?
So I got a notification, I came to the department.
We put these packages in the mailbox.
I received a notification, I came to the department to receive.
Why didn’t you get it out of the mailbox? I’ll let him go there now.
A click of my brain...
I don’t understand, you’re leaving him there now and asking why I didn’t take him?! to
Yes, it is all right.
Can you leave the package in the office? I will take it myself.
Not to drop? I am in front of your mailbox.
Don’t go down, I’ll come and take it from the office.
by ZANAVES...

If you are tortured by very fashionable, English-language posts, all these top managers, sales managers, cleaning managers and so on, you can go to German analogues - it sounds more impressive. As the sales manager says...

The Führer, Director General
HESCHEFTFUERER FINDIRECTOR
Betribsleiter Technical Director
Folziendführer Executive Director
Zweigsteilenliater Director of the Branch
Head Accountant
Do you know the accountant?
Folksführer, Human Resource Manager
Ferkoiferfuhrer, Sales Manager
Abdelungslayter Head of Department
Chiffenkofer, Head of Supply
Großeynerführer, Chief Designer
Seinerfuhrer Designer
Absatzforcher marketer
Panzerfarer Driver
fercaufer salesman, manager
Grandmaster Chief Admin
Rauhermaster admin
Headquarters of Exit Admin
Programming programming
Bertribskribent Technical Writer
Non-Programming Web Developer
Nestlé Web Designer
Toilettenlaiterin, Puttsfrau cleaner

by Konstantin

The Mufti calls for female circumcision, the pops offer the bab to beat with a stick.
Which religion do you like more?

I am fucking.
What's the point that I drag my backpacks on the mountains and don't freeze at -30, if the unstopped door at some metro stations can easily expand me.
On average, girls are much weaker. Thank you very much to all of you who help in the transportation with a wheelchair and are patient with nervous moms.

xxx> fuck, so needed customers now...
XXX> Today I thought exactly who will appear
xxx> I think it’s all right.
I put the car in an uncomfortable place, eaten the garlic, dismantled the working computer to clean, released the second master, a cell phone with a 15% charge, a home charger... What is wrong?? to

One of my friends works in a law firm class "paid advice". They had a corporation. And you have to say two things about a friend: 1) He is scheduled to get married, and so far they and the loved one live together. 2) He does not hold alcohol, and he is drawn to the adventures of grandmothers, although to the adventures he does not live - falls asleep in the process.
The first action before the drunk: the bride joked and drafted article 209 over his member (this is about private property, but I can confuse - I am not a lawyer) to warn the competitor that the man is busy.
Action 2: The next morning. Around his eyes, the guy discovered that the bride was evil, like a manule. It turns out, after shaving, she found that his penis was sealed along with the eggs, fortunately not stretched. And around her inscriptions were written six of his fellow servants, confirming the inviolability of "property"