and naive. The same Elsevier and Fairy in Spain, France and Italy is the same as in Russia. The quality of everything gets worse with time (((

Domestic soap is not on this list :)

One day Khalifa Omar was visited by his friend Abdrahman. Visited at the time when the supreme ruler was engaged in state affairs. Seeing his friend, caliph Omar extinguished a burning candle and lit another candle.
The caliph’s behavior surprised Abdrahman and he cried out, “O head of the Muslims, why did you light one candle and light another?” Khalifa Omar replied to a friend, “When you came, I was engaged in public affairs. He burned a candle. I will discuss personal matters with you. The state should not pay for our conversation, so I lighted my own candle.

How do I tell a boy that I love him?
Yyy: Break up with him, and then tell him that you are sleeping with guys only for love. He will understand it himself.

here here :
Today I watched a saleswoman at the crossroads kissing a child in a wheelchair:
How are they called? by Mark? How do you baptize? Mark is a good apostolic name.
The browned dad was polite. If the seller recognized the healthy Millner on his hat, her question would not be heard :)"

Such things are pleasant - one might think that every simple mortal like a merchant is directly obliged to recognize the attributes of all the gods of all world religions. They will write and rejoice for themselves, they will whisper - here we are some advanced and aware, and the story is forbidden for those who are aware of it, and who has not understood it - the same shit as that seller who asked a pointless question from their point of view. Be easier guys.
My father was so fascinated with classical painting all his life, yes, I agree, an expert, but when he absolutely in any company began to reason, for example, about the artistic and sensual differences of Rembrandt and Titian Dana, and the people around him looked at him either with careful attention or with boredom - it looked just like pure water.
People may not share your hobbies or understand the meanings that lie on the surface for you. There is nothing funny about it, it’s just life.

I read about how a guy and a girl want to diversify the relationship. g+m+g, m+g+m... and only here comes to me the sacred meaning of the name AO"MMM" - p#No@sy, sir.
c) Ash

The IT department joked about accounting.
I am a buch of s/p, management and TMC. Recently there was an inventory. When I went and checked whether the compops and notes were properly attached to the employees, the people reacted calmly, but the company's rules are such that we had to attach also mice and even calculators. Then everyone began to roar. Like, in fact, me too.
And today the phpshnik brings me a type of wireless mouse, in a package, new. I said, cleaned up in the boxes, found, fixed on the sisadmin, bla bla bla... I watched — a mouse like a mouse. I say OK, he is leaving. The second comes, stands in the door and shakes like a cat under the bathroom.
It was a chocolate mouse. and souvenir. I was in a state of hysteria.
I need to find a monopoly at home today, I will give them, ah =)

Dr.Provocateur: Being classy for half an hour every day can be almost any moral wicked.

I am looking for work. Description of the vacancy:

"The features of our work - we work in a very tight schedule - in the mode of constant deadlines, it's interesting and exciting"

It’s such a mess, you want to go there right away, right?

Which Egyptians were dissolved in?
Maybe the Russians dissolved under the Mongolian yoke?
Specifically, the Russian civilization, in my person, does not want and will not dissolve.
You can dissolve among anyone. But I think you have already dissolved. Among the chickens :D
— — —
The Egyptians who built the pyramids dissolved among the Arabs who came there much later.
The Russians and the Mongols were very confused. What is noticeable in appearance, and in common surnames, and in borrowings in the language (in Russian Turkic words are much more than in Ukrainian, Belarusian or Czech). There was no complete dissolution - there were not so many of those Mongols. The Mongols, by the way, in their time conquered China. And after several generations dissolved in it clearly, there remained some high-ranking Chinese, proud of their origins from Genghis Khan.
The Russian civilization in your face can only dissolve itself in sulfuric acid. But will your grandchildren be able to read this text without the Russian-Arab dictionary - the question.

We are looking for a landslide for donuts. According to rumors, one suitable in our area was in some private. We try to get out of him.
After another phone call, the boss said through tears of laughter:
There was, therefore, this earthquake behind one office. A lawyer worked in that office. And she entered into a conspiracy with a private person, made documents, as in the office, with an unnoticeable to the careless look difference. I didn’t fake it, I just got the same stuff. A private person became the director of a newborn duo and grabbed the unit to himself. These two geniuses had time to sit down and get out.
Where is the earthquake now?
And the fuck now knows him.

After a painful stroke.
XXX: So good when you don't want to be fooled
XXX: We should appreciate it.

The name?

by Van Helsing.

The profession?

Operator of call center. I have an osteoarthritis, I am operating it.

Peter, we go for a walk with the dog. The dog is removed on the lawn away from the light of the lamp and carefully leaves the pile. Following her, her mom goes with the newspaper to remove this bunch, squeezes a little, and then shares the thought: "The most difficult thing in this business is to find its own."

Churchill drank a bottle of cognac every day

yyy: and only his wife understood what the "blue Winston" was.

"Control of pig pig pigs in "Ashana" showed the permissible content of horse meat".

A new blasphemy is born:

You are a pig! With permissible content of horse.

A 80-year-old woman in a dress "under the zebra", with large earrings in her ears and a bright red manicure, speaks on the phone at the entrance to "Bulanjeri":

Seriously, I don’t understand you. What are you breaking? The grandchildren will take you to the train, take you into the wagon, unload you to the shelf, you will be shaken a little, and in the morning we and the girls will overload you in a comfortable taxi and bring you to the place. What are you saying? What years? I did not understand. Not those years? Why not those years? You don’t even have to get up, Vera. You were taken, moved, laid, taken again, moved, laid. From hand to hand, from hand to hand, and you are no longer there, but here. Your task, Vera, is very simple – lying down, drinking champagne and occasionally sending signals to others that you are still alive and want supplements.

serehio: It turns out to be a forum of porcelain doll collectors. And dolls, it turns out, have standards of size. 12, 19 and 25. And there some lady asks where to buy a puppet man with a height of 19 cm.
Serehio: Now it is somehow uncomfortable to look a wife in the eyes.
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It happens :) We in class in the ninth or tenth with a classmate somehow discussed one therapeutic shampoo, good, but quite expensive and in small bottles. The largest was milliliters by two hundred with something, the others were even smaller. Here we are actively outraged by the smallness of these bottles, gesturing: "If this (showing the approximate size of the bottle on the fingers) they call "big", then what then "little"?and "
And then we notice that the guy who entered the class unnoticed stuck in the door and watched our conversation with horror.

On the wedding day, the brides worry in vain whether the dress will like the bridegroom. Because the bridegroom does not think about the dress. When he goes for the bride, he thinks if he should turn around to go home. Then, in the process of ransom - "blin, maybe you should have turned around?" and after the first glass of champagne he already likes everything.

Funny troll, think about how Americans will pay for themselves (and in fact, they will be left without medicine, pensions and investments for 20 years, and there will be the remains of infrastructure (the average age of which is now more than 45 years old) will collapse)
and...
I am 40 years old. Of those, 30 I hear that the West is rotten.
I would also like to crack. It is no longer possible to bite.

xxx: "Ikea" (Sweden) - interdomain, meaning " what is it? I was just going for bamboo glasses, where are the 8 cuts???and "