I love the forest, where you can hide your bodies.

In the office with a small group worked a girl. The girl was nice, fun, colleagues fed, in general, friends. Once the boss calls the girl on the carpet for some providence, and reports long, qualitatively. The guys under the door listened a little - the matter is already going to tears, you need to save a girlfriend. They go to the kitchen, take the refrigerator and take it to the office to the boss, connect it to the socket. The further dialogue:

What is this?
The refrigerator.
Why Why?
What, is it not needed? Then we take.

And they take. The excuse ended on its own.

From the comments to one app that "effectively improves brain function":

I began to see dead people, but the numbers started to be good.

Here are the rings.
And let’s take the Indian example of women will paint a spot on their foreheads when married? Expand the system. If divorced, repaint it in a strap. If you get married a second time, another point. If you’re married, but don’t mind walking :) If it doesn’t matter, but the husband can get a mouth - :(
And next to it is a set of icons: not reaching 18 years - #, waiting for a potential puppy of expensive gifts - $, in the case of pregnancy and divorce will wage alimony -%, has a sloping-aggressive character - @, considers himself coolest of all - *, other dangers -!

If it’s serious: it’s a man’s job to wear a ring or not. It is not a suitcase from which the mark is torn and the owner is unknown. He may, in the presence of his wife, stumble, which is criminally unpunishable. Maybe in the absence of the wife does not want romance at all or with this lady in particular. You may not be married, but you may be friends. Most men can express this by voice or gestures if necessary. Those who can’t, the sanitary is attached to them, and he will expose for them.

Sergei Lavrov, Minister of Foreign Affairs, did he argue at a press conference?
I watched the video, I saw clearly "Debile, shit".
But! This is about whom? About the questioner or about the one whose SMS the minister read a minute earlier?
Question to Knowledge:
From whom did Lavrov get the SMS?

Everyone in this caveat!
Please slow down the gathering power of quarrels about crooked and uncrooked men.
Or agree with the fact that the men are stupid and unworded creatures, which can be "reported", and they will not even tell you that they are already busy. Then yes, the ring should be made indistinguishable, and, as the KVN proposed, with engraving "this rare deck was enclosed in the Volgograd region in 2005".

On the other topics, gentlemen, open up for yourself Fido. It is, and not as an example, more convenient for such disputes than a quote. Or in general echoes, such as xsu.useless.faq, traffic is scarce, it was quite possible to transfer local disputes there, and in political - the strength of the same speakers, it could be diluted by new ones.

I, having married another woman, owe something only to her, but not like you, a single hunter. If my wife is pleased that I walk without a ring, then I will definitely not fit under you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
I think if the lady wants to invite you to a tea/coffee/dance, will you tell her that you are married? If you had a ring, she’t invite you. Actually, she cried about it: and the ring is not worn, and they respond with mutuality, and then - ups, married.

I am an accountant. My boyfriend jokes that VAT is worse than PMS

That’s why we sit in that ass. Employer is not a good uncle
1) Why offer 3-4-5 times more money, if the same muddle comes, who wants to stress less and get more?
Life in America is much more expensive.
3) The question is: where will the boss throw the money for Western salaries?
— — —
Are you a fool or a boss? They are often synonyms.
1st Our employer spends 1 UAH per employee and receives a return of 5 UAH from him. In America, there are only 3 U.S. The question is, who works more efficiently?
2nd We have a worker with a spade, in America on an excavator. And then our boss is surprised, but can our worker not earn more than the American? Yes, shit, money to pay. Of course because he doesn’t want to be stressed.
Three "To pay a lot of money, the boss must get a lot of money." Yes, right. There will be a lot of bosses. In the West, salaries of ordinary employees and management differ in times. We are in order, or not for one.
4 is "if his only way to get an order is to be cheaper for the customer than the specialists in his country?"- but this is the apogee of the great brain of the boss. It turns out, the only way to compete is to hire cheaper personnel! and congenital!
That’s why we’re sitting in such a shit that we have such bosses around us.
And the cost of western life should not be overwhelmed. Maybe somewhere more expensive, but not four times.

successfully and with pleasure.
He lives in our Zhopinski, to say 500 km away.
In Moscow, they have a lot of income.
More than average in the area. What she does
Not so?
— — —
It is also obvious that she, like many in this situation, does not pay taxes on this income.

Skype of two former colleagues. X resigned six months ago, Y continues to work.
X: How are you doing there?
Like on Titanic after meeting the iceberg
Music plays, the kitchen works, and third-class passengers are no longer given food.

From the comments from the hubra (sugar article)

Xxx: How did I understand that tea with polonium should be snacked with apples?

Yyy: Tea with polonium is better to snack with cyanide potassium - this is a 100% guarantee that death from polonium will not occur.

Krasno-Kun: our mountain collaborator managed to put antivir on pure Chinese
Red-Kun: We are trying to remove
Red-Kun: how and where she caught him - unknown
Red-Kun: I was called as the chief expert on the whole hieroglyphic
Red-Kun: I had to tell you that I am only competent in tentai porn
Red-Kun: I stay behind, I sit down, I eat popcorn

The author of all our favorite comics, Lynn, is getting married! Congratulations to Lynn!

Why does the State Duma not propose to penalize the adoption of laws limiting the human rights guaranteed by the Constitution?
by KONDEXIII

A man with a long-haired German shepherd named Weiss came to our clinic. A dog of extraordinary beauty, exceptional intelligence. The dog was raised as a military machine, an unwavering, excellent defender of the owner and a very gentle and affectionate dog. To say that we all loved you is to say nothing. We adored him. The owner carefully monitored his health and generally we saw him quite often. The ear hurts, then the eyes, nails cut, the vaccine put. Or just come for a snack.

And here he had an interesting habit: when he was given an injection or did unpleasant procedures - he carefully took the doctor's or the master's pants with his teeth and stuck - he endured. But at the age of 14, Weiss was diagnosed with cancer. For almost 2 years, all of our staff and the owner of Vasiy every day struggled with the illness, and every day he took in his teeth, then his pants, then his sleeves, then the lower part of his shirt, and all the same clamped. But cancer is cancer... sooner or later it takes over and wins.

6:00 calling
- Vasya no longer stands up and voices, shutting her eyes.
I hear his sound in the phone. I send my colleague home. Droplets, painkillers, blood test.
She returns pale and in tears. We give tests in the lab.by cito. After 2 hours we get the result... Vase is not long left.

18:00 again call and a long conversation with the owner.
I will no longer be able to watch him suffer from pain. The injections were enough for an hour, and he slept, but now he continues to wipe. I will bring him to you to sleep.

I tell the owner that I'm waiting for them, I put on the phone and I start to cry, the partner also roars. The owner comes with his wife, wearing Weiss on his arms, I can't stand the sight of once a huge, powerful beauty who has turned into a skeleton. The owners ask for permission not to attend the euthanasia and go out, waiting for our invitation. All of Vasis organs refused, only a strong dog heart continued to persistently pump blood through the body. We put intravenous anesthesia and he falls asleep, ceasing to wipe, leaves and convulsions. Another dose of anesthesia and the heart submissively surrender. Weiss breathes hard and this breath becomes the last.

I say to my partner. We both cry, we wipe the sludge and we cry again. I go to call the owner and see him as a strict man who has gone through a long life of 15 years side by side with a friend who fought for his life every minute sitting at the doorstep and crying in a voice. I say that Vase was not hurt, that he just fell asleep and other condolences and all through tears and soaps. The owner thanked us for being with Vasie in this difficult time. He swore to himself that he could not be with him until the end and watch his death. He takes Weiss, wrapped in a pledge, and leaves.

A few weeks pass. A young couple comes with a 2-month-old dog of a German Shepherd for vaccination. The boy is very scared. I approach to hold him and calm him while a colleague will cuddle and here, the puppy grabs me with the teeth behind the sleeve and tightly clamps, not even whispering on the injection. I begin to cry...
“Hello, Vaska... I missed it.

I went to work after vacation, I feel like children in the kindergarten - I want to cry and go home!

In Kaliningrad, 4.5 tons of sanctioned meat will be processed with chlorine, so that the Russians do not pull them out of the boiler.

Just a little "Mashenka", and that’s all.

In Moscow will be held a prayer ceremony on the health of patients with hemophilia. This will be the second such prayer, the number of patients has not decreased since last time"
But the dam has increased.

Smart girls will have a pofig, with the ring you are or not, and the wife is not a wall, as is known, and a tumultuous romance will not be able to prevent, if it has fallen asleep.
It is ===
Smart girls don’t make romances with married men, someone cheated on you.