-The cheapest apartments, when the house is still in the stage of cotton or flooded 1-2 floors. The risk, you know.
I talked to various builders when I bought the apartment. The cheapest is when the house is on stage "Mommy I swear, on Monday we start"

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I ordered a pizza on the website.
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Only I have words such as "pizza" or "morocco" causing a persistent vomiting reflex?

XXX is
So here
Thank you, Mother Nature, that at least sometimes I shine of happiness.
03:03:08

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The Chernobyl accident in 1986.

The Film's Beginning

Assa 3 fell asleep on this movie, no longer watched boring - Gogi #

The question is, how many times have you woke up? — Ranger5789#

Maelinhon: Today I overwhelmed the system.
I bought a phone with two cards. But I have both micro cards, and in the phone - mini (oh these formats!). Going to the store, I ask the seller - Do you have switches from small cards to large ones?
Yes, he says, there are 70 hryvnia is worth (!!!!) This is the price of a kilogram of good meat cut, for 1 square. One centimeter of plastic.
He smiles, says, bear bear, there is no choice.
How much does the initial package cost?
– 10 grams
Let it go.
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I take, let me.

I take the starter, take out the simka from there, press it out of the frame, throw the bag and the simka into the trash. I put my SIM in the frame, and all this in the phone.
It works.
I place 10 hryvnia, I go under the eyes of the seller.

Using the opportunity, I want to pass on all those fools who are running a Chinese illusion like a ball of paper on a candle, yes, it can be beautiful and romantic, but how hard it was to extinguish a wooden sage, do not do so more, please, I very much ask you. In the woods a couple of times met these wire frames with burned paper faceoff.gif

Thanks for understanding

to that))

A colleague took a Korean to the dacha. and pers. In the winter, the house was loved by mice. With the mice decided to fight in the most humane way - to smash the special glue of the cardboard, the mice for the night will stick, in the morning the mice to take off and release. Overall, the plan succeeded. At night, the mice clinged and began to feed and shrink. The cat went to see. What does a city cat do when it sees a live mouse for the first time? is correct. Surprised, he sat his ass on the cardboard. He was able to cut off the legs from the cardboard, but here is everything else... In an hour of catching the mad animal, all the inhabitants of the house were caught in glue. The cat was returned to the city with exhausted baldness in the most spicy places.

This is the case when mistakes or, rather, car replacement only decorate the story. Korean and beaten baldness is just a masterpiece!

Advertising in SMS messages is absurd.
"You are credited 112 rubles. For your eyes!"
Immediately dependent, it turned out a song on the hook is offered.

A colleague took a Korean to the dacha. and pers. In the winter, the house was loved by mice. With the mice decided to fight in the most humane way - to smash the special glue of the cardboard, the mice for the night will stick, in the morning the mice to take off and release. Overall, the plan succeeded. At night, the mice clinged and began to feed and shrink. The cat went to see. What does a city cat do when it sees a live mouse for the first time? is correct. Surprised, he sat his ass on the cardboard. He was able to cut off the legs from the cardboard, but here is everything else... In an hour of catching the mad animal, all the inhabitants of the house were caught in glue. The cat was returned to the city with exhausted baldness in the most spicy places.

A bad question, but still.
How do larvae of dead flies get into a closed grave?

The first powder in history. All rules are observed: 9-8-9-2, the first and third rows do not rhyme, unexpected ending.

The day you dreamed.
I invented everything myself.
Quietly descended to the ground.
The Winter

I'm telling the girls: "My dad and I have 19 years of marriage this year, crypton wedding."
Arina: “Cryptonite is the only thing that can kill Superman.”
Alice: “19 years of marriage is the only thing that can kill Superman?”

I have more cat than humour here. The cat is not big.

About my kids, my 5 copies:

"Tommy and Annika - these cute and careful children - stood frightened and didn't take their eyes off the gentleman.

Do you live here? He asked.

“No,” said Tommy, “we live in a neighboring house.

“But we come here every day to play,” overcoming embarrassment, Annika added.

“Well, I will quickly put an end to this,” said the gentleman. I won’t let my kids run through my garden. There is nothing more disgusting in the world than children.

“I totally agree with you,” Peppi said, and even stopped jumping for a moment. All children should be shot.

How can you say so? Tommy was scared.

Yes yes yes! All the children should be shot, Peppi insisted. - But unfortunately, it can’t be done, because where will all the important uncles come from then? Without them, we can’t do it ".

(c) "Peppy Long Sleeve"

to this:

QWERTAS: in the neighboring area. We can do without anything. We can do everything right away. We can do without anything and without everything at once not only for a long time, but for a lifetime.

Yes we can. But it reminds me of a situation where the dear government says: don’t use a washing machine, use a laundry board. It is patriotic. I have a question: which is X? They are not going to deny themselves anything. In general, the way of prohibition is stupid. Other people such figures would have long been exposed to the frost.

[2:59:44] Alexey A.B.I just asked in the lobby of the devil "sleep what?" guess what happened in 2 minutes? Okay, in the hook ?

I need your help. As I said, the lives of innocent children are in danger.

Where is the border?

I apologize to you, Gren?

You say that young life is more valuable. So where is that limit, my dear child, after which life loses its value? Where does she fly?
But the child...
He warningly raised his finger.
“And don’t hope to play my feelings, claiming that a child’s life is valued higher because of the delicate age. When does life become less valuable? Where is the border? At what age? Who determines it?
He was silent.
Every human life is invaluable. Death is death, regardless of age. Do not attempt to influence me with tearful slogans, like a whisper, in front of a brainless crowd.

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To all fans of the slogan "All the best - children" I want to remind you of a parable that was previously read in primary school:
This boy has a greedy mother. She will never let him eat a candy without sharing it with her!
Then the boy grew up, his mother grew old, and the same people began to say:
“This guy has a happy mother, he will never eat a piece without sharing it with her.
This is what we are talking about, and you with your screams will take away from yourself - I will give the child only to corrupt your children, growing out of them selfish and egocentric.

Once listened to a conversation with a child psychologist, and there she told me that she had a difficult period in her life when there was no money at all. And if she miraculously turned around, she could suddenly buy her son an apple or a banana. She must cut it in half, hid one half in the refrigerator, and gave the other to the child, saying I had already eaten my half, and the next day gave him the second with the same words.

Alexin has a story of "In the rear as in the rear", a mother with an eleven-year-old son was during the war for the Urals, worked as a horse, and all the additional payments gave the son entirely. Then she fell ill with pneumonia and died. The doctor said that it could be cured, but the body is excessively exhausted, weakly resistant to disease. The boy was left without his mother, but he felt guilty for his whole life.

I: Tell me where the pedals are in the car!
My wife is down! :)

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Tell me about the Russian language.

Vasya89: And that you sold the car as you moved to Moscow?
Kruha: Because in Moscow, a car is needed for a person who goes to his class A office in the heat in a trio suit and does not want to sweat. And ordinary boys sweat, but get to it quickly.