Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I have a chop with an eye. A little bit. What to do?
Go to my mom and let her see.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh She spit in my eye! I am offended (

She is a big woman, strong, for the execution of the ambulance.
One day at the passage to the bridge the bridges broke and one board failed, Aunt with her eternal "course from you, men, you will rain" took a rem and went to the new board to knock.
My aunt naturally wore it.
by appropriate means.
sorry aunt

dEEp_FlaSH: Parents say I’m paying money.
dEEp_FlaSH: It’s a pity that my mom won’t understand how much I’m contributing to the family budget, rushing out of torrents and spending only on a bucket, while saving about 9 thousand. Ruby = (

I thought four years ago that in our hole an eight-bit fair unlimited ruble for 400 rubles a month is a fantasy. I dreamed that if I ever had this one, I would pump out the entire internet :)
HH: And what then? Now I have 550 Re 9 MB/s during the day and 30 MB/s at night. And shake, shake, nothing of it!! to

Q: What will we eat for dinner? Brushing the potatoes?
I want meat! Ordinary human meat.

xxxx> I'm talking about girls, and you're all about comps
xxxx> this is me in such cases a story from college.)
xxxx> 16 years old, 2 college courses... before that I worked as a lab assistant in the summer, my partner was a 20-year-old long-legged photo model.
xxxx> we go after a couple with a crowd of lenin, and suddenly this long-legged Olya appears in front of us. I boast of Vova, the hellish hacker who goes by and tells a long story about the comp - "look better, you see, I worked with her this summer!" he looks, says "comprehensible, and you have a java compiler?"
xxxx> this phrase we then viral was "therefore I have a java compiler"

Playing the Desire:
I want an anal probe like the cartman in the first series of South Park
Even the desire does not want to ruin you. =) is

XXX: I will be collecting another collection in the autumn
Aggressive
xxx: the main condition to after the track want to go and fuck whom thread
But it will be in autumn.

yyy: godsmack and RATM automatic there)

zzz: Ozzy and Robbie Zombies, and Corn
Zzzz: Though your creator is vague.
zzz: you can go there and Katy Lell, because after Katy Lell you want to go, and fuck Katy Lell. formally fit.

In Peter went the rain.Some even started to take pictures on the backdrop of bad weather :-)

xxx: here the mosquito 2141 for copies sold until it was
YYY: I already have a mosquito 2141 - do I have another? and :)
zzz: for hot replacement. Or to catapult.

In the chat:
<Mut> where did everyone I know go? What did you do with them? Why didn’t they call me when I did something with them?

Oh my God! Jury of the Premier League!

This is the funniest KVN joke I’ve ever seen!!! to

What happened to Vovovoyin?
They say he got drunk, grabbed the girls for the breasts, slid on the floor, slipped and fell his head into the fireplace. As usual, it is shorter.

The more unlimited the Internet, the more limited the sleep.

An American, a German and a Russian found a magical well. The American fell in
A coca-cola bowl went out of the well, and two banks flew out of the well. The German
He threw a bottle of beer, and two went out. The Russians dropped a bottle of vodka.
Then two bullets flew back.
German to American:
The Russians have problems with coding.

Stranz: Hi, what are you doing?
sLy_fOx: Eat onions and garlic.
Stranz: Did you get sick?
sLy_fOx: No, I’m just going to Natasha, I don’t want to kiss her...
Stranz: So why do you meet her?
sLy_fOx: She has an anime at home and a new computer...

KeyZero: Sleeping again?
AzTeK: Oh... Cellulite sowed somewhere and could not in the dark.
What about the alarm?
This is my alarm clock.
KeyZero: Yes Looking for a lamp.
This is my lamp. by {

from torrent to game GTA for PC:

YYY: on the SPS big!!!! There will be something to play at school.
You’d rather play Russian at school instead of GTA.

© art

He and she in the car.
He is in a naive tone: I wonder, but how do they have sex in the car? I never tried...
It is: approximately so. (He moves from the passenger seat directly to Him, kisses gently, begins to make back and forth movements...)
He: from such a turn of events, tries to start taking off her clothes.
She: suddenly returns to the passenger seat and, knocking the eyelids, in a calm tone gives: it was a demo version, to continue, enter the license key.

Part of Saturday and Sunday the family of U.S. President Barack Obama is spending in Florida. During his rest, the head of state bathed in the Gulf of Mexico with his daughter Sasha. The president’s move should emphasize that being on the beaches of Florida and Louisiana is safe for health. ..."
Right, in such a president oil is unnoticeable =)))