You have burned. Here is the list:

Tagged ‘Shoes’ and ‘Shoes’.
A reactive projectile to destroy the living force "quarantine".
Aircraft satellite communication station "Vorchun".
Tagged with "Sweetness"
Tagged with "Argument", "Surprise"
Aircraft gun "Ballerina"
Intercontinental ballistic missiles "Molodec", "Courier".
Tank "Bananas", "Pets"
Flower names of the SAU: "Gossip", "Pion", "Tulpan" and others.
The BCMP "Framework"
Tagged with "Buratino"
Tagged with: "Vasilech", "Relationship"
Tagged with: "Granate "Granate "
The building of the "Zoo"
Tagged with: "Spring"
The subcaliber projectile "Mummy"
Tagged with "Baby"
Tagged with: "Abbats", "Abricos"
Radio station "Bayyan"
The helicopter (! ) Tagged with "boomerang"

Many of them. It is enough to write in the wiki "Slovak names of Russian weapons".

Lord of the Pelmenes: In fact, I even have some theory about the life of the pelmenes
Killer is
Most of them do not understand their purpose in life.
The Lord of the Pelmenes: Most of their lives they are in anabolic
When you throw them into boiling water, they consider it their second birth.
Master of Pelmenay: and ready to follow your spoon.
The Lord of Pelmenay: Perceiving It as the Only True Orientation
The Lord of Pelmen: and all this for the sake of being eaten
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God... that is, after anabiotic, in boiling water, they seem to be born, start to get acquainted, start families and here they are caught and placed in a plate... they cling to hold each other, they are afraid... and you one of them tear it off and pull it into the mouth, and the other holds it for a pen and unfolds a little, as if screaming: it doesn’t eat!!!! Please do not eat!! to

I don’t eat pellets anymore.

If you are lost, go down the river to the southern shore of the Arctic Ocean. On the left is Murmansk, on the right is Anatyr.
YYY: What if it was Volga?
XXX: So not the fate )))

I urgently need a website!!! Then the girlfriend will come and get out of the house.
Will Anita be able to?
XH: O_o
A... I understand it...)))
Tag: the refuge

A familiar ambulance officer told me:
I come to call my grandfather, who has cancer, for severe pain. I am injecting a narcotic drug. I am going to leave, the grandmother-wife approaches and says, say, a dear man, that a hundred times to chase the car, he would leave me a couple of magic ampoules, and I would inject him myself, when he gets worse again. To this I reasonably replied to her, that in any case I have a criminal article for such things.The old lady, not thinking for a second, said: "Nothing, son, there are also people, they also need a doctor."

If every one of those who speak of a lost generation had given birth to a child and had raised him not as a man, but as a man, you would see, and the generation would not be overwhelmed.

XHH: Nothing to do at work
How much nothing?
xxx: found a beaten pixel on a full HD monitor, in the corner

To grasp the pads and steer the nails so that they don’t work?
It was easier for us in the army: if a soldier goes with empty hands, he is unworking, and he needs to be squeezed urgently.
And if the soldier goes with a spade or grabble, he works. In addition, you can disturb the shape of clothes, work!

to this:
"Granate to subwoofer "Granate to subwoofer""

And what about you - Five-piece bracelets, convoy for 5 people "Bouquet"?

This is:
The name of weapons. I’ve always liked the grenade to the submersible grenade "Drop"

The worst, in my opinion, is the intercontinental ballistic missile "Kurier" and the intercontinental ballistic missile "RT-23 UTTH" "Molodec" with ten nuclear weapons.

One of my colleagues, who once worked as a police investigator for 20 years, told me how one day mice broke into the chamber and bit the seized samples of drugs. Imagine then the picture: the corridor of the UVD - and a mouse goes through it with a zig-zag. She’s popped on people, popped on screams – she’s under the pit!
And one day we, then practitioners in the district prosecutor’s office, were sent to destroy by act the witnesses in the already closed case. Well, they took the boxes, opened up the desert behind the building, set fire... Then the act was made: said, such things in the criminal case number such things were destroyed by burning. All would be nothing - and only among the scientists there was a hammer and foam, formally also burned. The assistant prosecutor who gave us the assignment: "Well, the practitioners went! They desire to burn from the fire.

xxx: When on Friday I voluntarily wrote a letter to the customs authorities that the remote control for the toilet(!!) It does not contain the means of encryption and cryptography, I understood: here it is - my professional life has reached its fairy apogee.

The telecast took
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
What kind of nipples?
Q: Are you a fool?
HHH: The telecast took off!! to

-I sit on the internet I look at the pictures, on one screen of the sms "I Katya.22.170.50.3 Keen 100r. I'll send a photo, we'll see you"... 5 minutes thought why the girl sends her email address. admin is a diagnosis.

"Hello" - wrote a friend in aske and a call came out. "Hi, how are you doing?" - I raised the phone and jokingly said to the customer.

Recently, my girl and I had a hork, well, and periodically let him walk around the apartment, we sit, so we hear a mess! Immediately came the thought of the balcony..., but everything is not so scary, there is a gap in the floor of the balcony, well, we think, there and crossed, I run to the neighbors from below, the grandfather opens
I: Yeah... you’ve got here... Horec must have fallen.
D (not upset): aaah, it was a horec, he ate an apple in the room... I was in shock, what did my grandfather think when a large rat-like creature fell from the ceiling!?! I have to give him an apple!

On the line to the surgeon. Sorry, sorry for the pop. Someone on the bandage, someone with pain. The nurse is collecting cards. The doctor makes a quick examination to develop a plan of action. I decided to cut. We sit in a row, drizzle. The nurse comes out. He says, “Head!" We look back, no one has turned back. She again: "Head!" Well, a little Ukrainian, the name is characteristic. and silence. The nurse is annoyed "No head? Then JOPA!" From the turn immediately "And so with my head! I sit, I wait for the turn, and when I get up, I go to the office, everyone will understand - that JOPA is me.

I remember the case from childhood we came to visit my uncle's mother to the hospital (he was still a recruiter) we go to the chamber, and my grandmother already reads the nations, we went in with the words:
Why didn’t you tell the doctor that you had a bad memory?! to
D has forgotten.

No No No No No No No No No No No No No I’m not in the workout!! Better a big ass than a deadline or a damaged mental health!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? to
XXX: Imagine that though. You are standing so quietly you are pulling. Here behind you on the gymnase sits a knight and begins to passionately blow you in the back, and still in front of you the man will get up with his back and start to sit with the rod! And he has his ass, like two flourishing watermelons, and the muscles are so twisted, strained! I have not had sex for 2.5 years!!! to

Film club report on FB:
Now we are not only watching movies, but also creating new families. Yesterday in our movie club, immediately after “Four hundred beats,” a guy made an offer to the girl, and she agreed to marry him. So, if you want to make an offer to your girlfriend or boyfriend, don’t be ashamed..."
Commentary :
xxxh: "400 beats... I would probably also agree :-)"