Talk about navigators. The Employee:
Well, I go to Sykt... Sykt... to Alma-Ata, for example.

Still, the notorious Russian Post has worthy followers:

Transnistria Railway apologized to passengers of train No. 120 Lviv – Zaporozhye, which on August 7 was mistakenly sent instead of Zaporozhye to Dnipropetrovsk.

Grnngn: I watched the news for centuries.
Grnngn: Russia is just created for the MSU.

Zizmo> Unfathomable dialogue of husband and wife from a colleague
G&G and Night. The married bed. Going to sleep.
B&G and Sleeping. They sleep. Through the dream, a Christian wife hears the voice of a pagan husband:
Zizmo> M - Eyehkhh... Still you need to put a candle...
Zizmo> What kind of candle?
Zizmo> M – Well this... Hello.
Zizmo> – To whom do you, nonchrist, intend to put a candle?
Zizmo> M is Dick, to yourself.
Zizmo> What is it? What a candle you are! Gathered together?? to
Zizmo> M – What kind of... Clothes...
Zizmo> And without waiting for the following question, achieved:
Q&A – in the ass!

Oleg Tinkov is outraged by a client who has behaved like a bank.

and XXX:
There are three flowers at work. Everything is flowering. And since they are on my window, I always water them.
They are very beautiful, and as I thought, they were almost not worn. At least I forgot to swallow them.
OOOU :
Good job baby!
Photograph them.
I want to see what the flowers are.
XXX is:
And now imagine my disappointment when Sasha said to me:
"Why do you water them? They are artificial!"
OOOU :
ahahahahahah

The child tried to eat a hamster. poor child, hamsters are lacking in the body

My 3.5 year old daughter loves Luntik very much (who knows, that will understand). My favorite heroes are butterflies. I asked her to buy wings like butterflies. After the kindergarten went to the children's store, bought wings (dressed like a vest), pink color from some incomprehensible capron, wrapped around a frame of wire, in general - happiness-filled pants.
We go out of the store, the daughter is dressing them right there in the shopping center, well to paint. Two minutes of silence, something is waiting. And then begins such a wild rift! I am in panic, the people around too. Only slightly overlooked, already through tears, the daughter explained that she thought that by wearing wings, she would take off like a butterfly.
I thought a lot that night.

A few years ago was
The 5-year-old brother was invaded by mathematical terminology from the parents of math tutors who worked at home. And my mom with a sense of humor trolled the students when they stopped:
The derivative sinus?
"Cosinus," replied her 5-year-old spank with a stunned voice.
And the derivative cosinus?
and minus sinus.
Unfortunately, the faces of the poor students could not be photographed at the time.

Alexis: Hello to you.
Remember the word: complete defeat.
The collapse of all hope. Six letters
The second I. You guess, you get something.
that.

Olya: I’m a lady, of course, but it’s a shit?

and fiasco!

by Peterson:
XXX: My mom has a living room, naturally on the first floor. Some there security service says: what hell there are no bars on the windows, to install (for the fact that there was no fine, mother gives them a bribe). Then set up bars.
Then firefighters come: what kind of grid, it is not by fire safety technique, remove! (Whatever the penalty - bribery) and removes the bars.
And so from year to year!
This is Russia, shit!

by Fire. If the windows are opened, the bars should also be open, the key to the lock should be located next to the lock. On the guard - pocher, what windows grid. The main thing is to pay the grandmother during and put the glass battle sensors and envelope. And you don’t have to "joke" about Russia. Not funny anymore.

In the UK invented a device that predicts the date of death
From the comments: Press the button, so why are you unhappy?

About the confidence:
I decided to buy dried pineapples in Ashan. So why not. I went to the bowl, put it in a bag, tied it and put it on the weights. A paper with the inscription "dried ginger" came out, well, I think again, the employees confused everything. I went back to the pot, where, to my surprise, it was also confused, and my pineapples were called dried ginger. I didn’t know, I went to the box. The cashier naturally did not notice that I was taking an ananas under the form of ginger. He came home, made tea, opened a bag and tried ginger for the first time, roasted and thought for a long time.

In the Primorsky district, the rptshniki, led by the charm of Milonov want to build another church.And the inhabitants, ungrateful, want a park, which is there, actually has a place to be.Yesterday on one of the local channels showed a fragment of public hearings. A man from the initiative group of residents tried to tell Deputy Milonov that the bold bell "blam-blam" at 9 a.m. on Sunday in front of the windows is not good. But! Not for that we fought! "You are what? You are who? You are a citizen of which country? I am not asking what religion do you have?"- cried the deputy Milonov, equated by law to the state. elected and elected in democratic elections.
M-da, it seems that in our Assembly for the mention of the Constitution of the Russian Federation impose fines, and soon in general will be excluded from the single, mother of it, Russia.

Poster on the wall: "Sanitary from A to Z".
Go to them, what slogan to offer, "From Antuz to Yanitaz".

X: I think there should be a movie about Jobs, but I don’t remember when.
Will Pattinson play it?
What kind of Pattison? O_O
Do you know Robert Pattinson?
This is the main sumer.
I thought about vegetables :D
YYY (RofL)

My wife told. She works in the company. The night shift is carried by a factory bus. She left the bus stop (where the bus constantly picked up her) and waited. The place is dark and further along the road are often night butterflies. Away from her face.
A jeep enters, a window is opened, there are several bodies in it.
Are they working?
I (thinking that it is colleagues at the factory who decided to dismiss it) - I work.
So they sat down!
I’d rather wait for the bus.
You would see their eyes.

She: Fuck, even when we’re just talking about these topics, I start wanting you right away.
He: I didn’t even think I was so sexy :-[ thank you
It is: well
She: Maybe I’m just so lustful.

From the hubra, discussion of the pseudoscope:
x: There is a hypothesis that the first days after birth the child most of the time sees the ceiling of white, which shows the balance of white.
That is, guess it! If the ceiling was not white, the balance of white would be broken for life. How to calibrate the child again?

XXX: I would better emulator of the network infrastructure HP
YYY: and the world, the pink dress and the bulldog puppy
No, no, the cat
YYY: a puppy cat is strong
YYY: Like the bulldog cat