seberya: I will communicate on social media only when they create such a social network. a network in which registration will be a mandatory point IQ test, not passing those with IQ less than 130.

YouTube video on Bratislava, Moscow. View of the burning car from the 21st floor. The car burns and explodes after a while.
The comments of the people who filmed this (after the explosion)...I was struck by a wave, on my hair... and you can imagine the people who stood there?
The next video. The same event, but the shooting is from the ground, from a distance of 10-15 meters (!!!) of a burning car.
Comments of the people who filmed the explosion (immediately after the explosion) AHUENNAAAAAA!!Go to ahahahah!! to
Russia and Fiji.

Artem: What are you doing?
Tania: I drink chocolate milk and I take an iPad address))
You are a dangerous woman ?
Tania :D

Harry Harrison has left our world. Let us honour the memory, each in his own way, of another left titan of fantasy!

FishHook: I once came to Krapivino for fishing. What, I ask, do you put pigs in banks, right? We have had such a town.

xxx: We live in an amazing time where a guy can hit a girl if he just writes a message without mistakes.
Yyy: Unfortunately, not every girl can distinguish a literate from an analphabetically written message.
xxx to))
zzz (girl): not true, most will distinguish, just not all give meaning to grammar! It is sorry!!! to
vvv: Yes, sorry))) especially because "untruth" and "grammar" if what)

Madonna, you are a shit today!! to
Masha: I would still be offended by your statement if I had not read the words of the song so clearly in your eyes "I look at you like a mirror".

Hendry burned, just entered and asked:
Are we ready for 10,000 Huevin for the fools?
The worst thing is that everyone understood it.

Hello to you! Are you playing tanks? If you don’t go into the room, we’ll play. Let’s see who is who.
I’m going to play... okay, I’m going to play... I’m going to play... I’m going to play... what about the tanks? Who are you at all?? to

5 years ago at the computer science lessons, our teacher (he was over 60) all the time convinced us,that ''OK' in winde the abbreviation from the Russian word ''end'.

I bought an LSD TV. of 52 inches.
Did you mean El-Chi_Di? The LCD monitor is a carpet.

JJ: When I have a son, I know that sooner or later he will ask me something like:
jjj: Dad, why is the saving icon in programs like this? (Image of the disc)
JJ: And what will I answer him? I will have nothing to show!
zzz: * left to store discs

Telal>...The young man's invented alarm had the shape of a guillotine hanging over the bed. A man offered a friend a photo session on the background of his alarm, and at the same time, to check the invention. Suddenly, however, the mechanism worked and cut off the girl’s head.
<alexgv> Just tell the girl - a hideous photo session, so they immediately lose their heads.

Newlyweds on social networks:

yyy: Wife, add me to the husband in the "family position"?

I have already added you to my passport!

Asked the secretary to prepare an appendix to the contract for the provision of services from one of the firms (standard contract and appendix for that firm).
- Elena, fill out, edit, and send me the ready version to the mail.
After half an hour:
- I sent you... only we don’t have an OGRN, I wrote an OGRN to another company... but that’s okay?? to
20 minutes to get up from the floor.

Our company has its own gym, located in the basement of the office building. Leads the hall, prepares the schedule of classes and regulates the time of classes for employees, former superintendent, champion of the field of power lifting in student years, head of the IT department, in conjunction with the chief administrator

Only Russians can break any laws except one: not put an empty bottle on the table.

A review of Curiosity:
We built a bridge on the Russian island.
And why?
How to find out if there is life on the Russian.

I wonder if I will survive in this room... The neighbor has two images on the window, a cross and a church candle.

- put a wooda doll and a black candle there and say that everyone has the right to choose religion)))

from ZH:

Well, let’s say we have a cat and a hammer. The cat is a red lazy cane, playing the role of an additional couch pillow all day long. He plays well, from the heart. The hamak was a little bad, he got a skull injury and went crazy. At night, he runs out of the cage and scares my wife, pretending to be a cockroach. We were afraid (and some hoped) that someday the cat would catch him and eat him. Oh how is it!
I caught it, why not...
An hour after the escape, the children found and took away a confused and humiliated hamster from the cat. Totally entirely licked.