I have a question: Are aliens astronauts?
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If they came to us, yes.
If we are with them, then not.
If we met them in space, so too.

*Fight for the rights of pedestrians:
Andrei M.: The other day I was also driving, the dog went to pass. by foot. The transition! And I had a decent speed and I hit her, like - I can't have time to stop. The dog snubbed and I think, well, I touched the mind at all. And the dog heard, and, attention, stopped! People would be smarter than this dog!"

This is good for drivers, pedestrians have a chance to meet a smart dog remembering that it is necessary to slow before the PP in advance, generally zero. Some lambs believe that instead of complying with the PDD, you can simply get rid of it.

I went to the store for bread. I say I am roasted. Kidder behind the shelf goes somewhere in the shelf returns and puts the water bubble on the shelf "rid". I am in Aachen. Everyone understood that I needed a black bucket to roast.

to this:
to this:

She sat and pulled tea. I pulled half a glass. I laid the table and the norm fell on me. Without much emotion, he took his towels and started wiping out. I went after the towels. I sit, wipe out without any emotions, I think: "Here is the power of green tea with mint - spilled and calm. Shed coffee - would be excited and angry".)

Green tea has more caffeine than coffee, so it’s not about drinking, it’s about a good nervous system.

And I think this is a matter of humor and sarcasm, concepts that you, unfortunately, are unavailable)))

X: Do you have a loving dream?
A: Of course there is!
X: What is it?
Conquer the whole world!
X: Does the harry not crack?
A: Not even the eye.

My mom is eighty years in a couple of months. Has mastered a little wind - skype, yandex-googl-panorama, news, weather...
He asks – there are some “tables”, what to do?
I answer - the "table" is closed with a cross, usually in the upper right corner.
Mother, a teacher of a very humanitarian discipline, asked: - the cross as a "plus" or how to "multiply"?
Here is she!! The eternal problem of the struggle of programmers with accountants!!!! The Christians are different!! to

The other day, the dog also walked. by Walk. The transition! And I had a decent speed and I hit her, like - I can't have time to stop. The dog snubbed and I think, well, I touched the mind at all. And the dog heard, and, attention, stopped! People would be smarter than this dog!
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To give way to a fool who does not stop before a pedestrian?

You are all mentally ill and are not treated! One I am healthy, in a white coat I sit, beautiful!"(psychiatrist from задолbaek)

Find on the Internet a person who is mistaken, gather all your will in your fist - and do not answer him anything.

The Americans surrounded the heights in the jungles where Vietnamese partisans hid. They scream:
Vietnamese people, give up!
In response to the scream:
The Vietnamese do not give up. Kowaljenko, the projectile!"

A little later:
The "Afghanistan There are two Afghans sitting in a barracks, one spilling wine, the other cutting saliva. Suddenly an insurgent runs out of the bushes. Salorez grabs the machine and cuts it. The wine:
Why kill a man, a good man?
and salary:
Don’t let our mountains of Afghanistan toppled!"

The Swimsuit 14966

"thin blades,... crazyly cut and rubbed. How do you resist this torture?"

I bought my own size clothes. ;)

In general, go to a sports store (although the same sports master if there is in the city) and don’t kick people’s brains.

What thing did you never buy when you were a child?
YYY is a gun.

Do you have Midi?
There is.
God, but where, oh, there is nowhere.
The Belarusians.
In Belarus...
The Belarusians.
15 Belarusian media.

There is such a group on Facebook: "March for Federalization of Siberia" on 03.08.2014 number of participants: 413. Composition by regions:
Siberian Federal District – 25 people
Central Russia – 4
Kiev – 148,
Western Ukraine – 74,
Eastern Ukraine – 34
Europe and America 19.

Disturbances in Siberia:
Novosibirsk – 14 people
Omsk – 4
Tomsk – 4
Cameroon – 1
Barnaby – 1
Petroleum – 1

In the country of sincere Sibirians, аднаca!

Martha read: Call: "I want to print an A4 sheet from you. Maybe a little bit better" Ele resisted not to answer that nothing more beautiful than A4 could be, but Dimka was outraged: "A4 is more beautiful than A3!" It’s twice as good!"

"And what, rap suddenly became music?"

No, but we haven’t had the rap yet :)

In a speechlessness. A commentary by a 40-year-old uncle under the photo, where the carapuz sits on the table and bites a baton. What he wanted to say, he only understood the next day:
"If the child was brought, can it not be fed"

Give to. Give to. Dare to go.

In the Korean cuisine, it is not accepted to chew.

Day of the VVD, evening. On the shore, the individual bunches are celebrated quite loudly, and one such group celebrates quite annoyingly and obviously seeks a reason to "stand up" for the Motherland and invade the opponent. At first they tried to understand each other, but here a guy with a frigid appearance was very successful at hand: bright youth clothes, an independent look. The crowd quickly surrounds him, the usual questions - "and what is it with you, and how, what, why?" Finally, the main question is, “Do you know what day is today?” That was their biggest mistake! The boy without thinking loudly whispers like a machine gun: "Today is the 84th anniversary of the Airborne Army, counting back from the first landing of 12 landers at the exercises under Voronezh. The first commander of the Air Force is Vasily Filipovich Margelov, the distinctive form of the landers is the beret and the teal, the motto of the Air Force - "Nobody but us!“Glory to the VVD!” The crowd - in the cloud about (split) - how, the prey collapses and how it collapses. The young man repeated: “Glory to the VDV! With a celebration!” Appropriate more convicted calves, "Glory to the VDV!For VDV, brotherhood, peace in the world, friendship. A guy gets a bottle with someone; gets a bottle, spills, chokes. They all differ in their ways. As Suvorov said, “To surprise is to win.”

The female toast.
The traveler goes through the desert, the heat, the sun in the zenith. He sees a man lying on the sand, dying and complaining:
Water is...
The passenger was sorry for the last drops of water left in his bottle, did not give, went on.
How long he walked, how short, but his conscience woke up. He returned, and the man was already dead.
So let’s drink for giving when you ask, not when you want to give, but to no one.