My sixth birth occurred on January 19, this year, at 4:30 a.m., just after the church holiday, we were all tired.
I have to say that I have not slept all night before. After giving birth, I couldn’t sleep until eight o’clock, I was awakened at ten o’clock. Once I woke up, I went to the toilet. And then, on the threshold, there is a nursing nurse with a pistol, and this pistol, silently without words, blows straight into my forehead! The dream disappeared immediately, the whole life dimmed in front of my eyes, the thoughts ran away: where did I so blame that it was time for me to spend? Shock: when the first shock passed, it turned out that in the maternity house purchased some infrared thermometers, which measure the temperature, when directed to the forehead!
We need to warn...

The Parental Forum.
Discuss "what our children taught us":
In some phones, it is not possible to remove games.
I can now sleep standing in the bus, the subway and the electric car.
When people take pictures with a suitcase, it’s a tablet. I was able to explain this to my mother, and she is 70!
- A piano can have 2 or 3 pedals, and it is not "mechanics" and "automatic"!
I know the main jumps in figure skating and from 10 steps I learn and determine the basic construction technique, I monitor the movement of cranes on all nearby buildings, and also study the Law of God in Sunday school.
- Cannibals for soldering and for violin are two different cannibals. The degree of cleansing is different. For the violin, it is ideal. At the price - 10 times different, and this is without pots, the price of SP.
- Beccar, beemol, diez, stackato, octava, lower and upper register - on what it is to me?! to
- Waltrap, pulpit, trenzel, mouthpiece, knife, stitch - wow, I am a hussar!
I can care for patients with burns and fractures... I have excellent connections at the nearest injury point!

XX: Tell me, in the Pure ponds youth drinks beer and all kinds of talk is about overpopulation and lack of natural selection in Russia – why is it? Why are they doing so? Why does the police not intervene? Why are teenagers singing? No one knows?
YY: And there are only teenagers singing?

When you look at questions in an interview, geniuses are recruited.
When you look at the code – and where they share all these geniuses...

Grammar Positive will soon appear and will defend the rights of analphabets in this cruel, oppressive world.

The relative is hindered by anonymity, but constantly rolls in a well-known social network, posting photos and sights about herself, while changing only the questionnaire data to fictional and sincerely believing that she was wrapped up... Apparently, in the comments and on the video to her addressed by her real name, she is not embarrassed.

I would never invite home a man who does not respect my rats.

Everyone knows about the time travel party that Hawking organized.
But almost no one knows about his second party, to which he invited all foreign intelligence agents in the UK, and thus experimentally confirmed that they are not in the UK. Unfortunately, MI6 kept this information secret in order not to lose funding.

My doctor was a world man, the father of three children. We discussed the date with the doctor.
When do you want to give birth?
The Third.
Monday is not an operational day.
And the fourth?
I was going to go fishing.
Let’s get the fifth.
In the back is the first child:
Oh you are! Is it possible to choose the date of birth?

I am a doctor who wrote several tweets about dangerous import substitution in hospitals. I was added to the lists of "Ukrhomoseki" and "Ubludki". What kind of

There was a girl who wrote that as soon as she washed the windows, it started to rain. Girl, sweet, wash our windows, we will soon die of the strawberries! Krasnodar Territory

Change your towel, it’s dirty.
How dirty is it when I am always clean?

Yesterday I sat at home, no one touched, here I got a message from an unknown number:
Dmitry: Good morning, do I have a question for you?
Good morning, do we know each other?
NN: I was with you a year ago at an interview.
I: Interesting, but on what issue?
NN: About web development: you understand, I was given a test task before an interview with one company, and I can’t solve it. Can you help me?
* adds a photo *

MoZg: Yes, there is always something burning in Moscow, then you burn the turf, then the French!

An interesting fact: The chances of dying on the way to buying lottery tickets are higher than the chances of winning a lottery.

Dalar: Today the courier will arrive - at home turn on the home phone when you come
What kind of courier?
Dalar: Probably a drug buyer. I called, specified the address and told me that I would bring a package.

Everyone in this life achieves something, but the smart man achieves the best, and the fool - his own.

I have lived with my young man for three years, and we regularly visit my grandmother. My match doesn’t really like this event and you’ll understand why. We sit with our grandmother, drink tea with cloves, then monologue:
Grandma: Alien, are you not married yet? You are 28? Don’t worry, you’ll meet someone else.

Explain to me. Why is the road marking made by professionals, in a couple of months, almost fading, and the inscription on the same road, made by some idiot that he loves his cow, lasts a second year?

Sex without commitment? No insults

Injury without sex! Definitely!