And in my city, I was brutally ridiculed by the Airborne... stupidly turned off all the fountains in the city :)

The cinema. The female toilet. Long line to the cabin. The dialogue of brunette and blonde:
Q: Did you take the turn?
He was busy.
BR: For whom did you work?
B: Behind the girl.
Fuck, we are all girls here.

The news:
The University Dining Council announced that from 1st of January 2008 it is moving to a new process for the manufacture of boilers. The thickness will now be only 32 nm. In the near future, the chefs promised to show the first samples of boilers made by 22 nm technology on the same equipment, the release of which is scheduled for the 3rd quarter of 2009.

He> fucking, you get to wear a 403 (Forbidden) inscription
She> and then you have to wear trousers with the inscription 404 Not Found.

A beautiful girl, like a prestigious car, is very expensive in operation.

Following the story of "blistering belly due to pregnancy". was also in

My life is honey. A report that has left impressions on colleagues and

A shame in my biography.

One day I was bitten by a dog. Big, bad and uneducated

Caucasian friends, however, the fault was myself - in a decent condition

The signature served to shake him. He was so stressed that he got out.

Vollier, tied in the far corner of the garden, around full of strangers (christs)

We washed!The beast was shook by laughter and hatred, and here I am with my arms.

The jump was clearly aimed at the throat, but the trick saved the grandmother - the dog

I have only reached the bust (and I am not offended by the size of God). Three

The clusters met the jeans fabric on the way and left healthy bleaches.

The fourth clock hit the underarm and left a large hole there.

The fireplace with the peroxide went into the hole entirely. Further

We will cut down the disturbing details, and it will last even longer.

The next day I was working, I just got into a big and

A decent company and about walking could not be spoken, but to the doctor still.

I didn’t want the mosquito to bite. Therefore, a justification document is needed.

I have been in the clinic since morning. There is a ticket to

The Surgeon? And please! We need to be careful how long we have been here.

Free and without row? Nothing happened to the injured.

The Breast...

There are two hospital surgeons in the hallway. to one –

standard line in the plaster, on the bands, in the bandages, etc. Evil and

suspicious sights of subtility - and not whether this simulant is going to

Running without a line? A calming and normal situation.

of our clinic. There’s a horror near the door – there’s no one. A is

My talent is here. Naively decided that after a bite in my chest

I am scared, I knock and go in.

She sits at the table. He is. The surgeon. An old grandmother, such

You won’t see them on the streets, they’re not going. Sitting like the moon, slightly alive,

Nirvana does not respond to external stimuli. In the white coat and

The Cabinet. Neither on the sound nor on the screams “Khe-khe! The Doctor!” does not respond.

But a nurse came out of the bandage, 10 years younger, that is, a year old.

70-75, and asked what I needed. Apparently, K

The patients were not ready here and hardly remembered why they were at all.

It is here.

I already understood why I got the ticket to this doctor so easily, but

It makes no sense to leave, even if the certificate needs to be taken to work. After ten

minutes of loud repetitions of the same thing in the ear of a deaf sister

I explained the situation and asked to examine the bite, give me recommendations

Treatment and certificate. As for the recommendations, it was ridiculous, but

Something from the told grandmother heard (on my head), a certificate

She was stunned and even managed to get a signature from the ghost of the surgeon.

Oh, why was I so naive and confident, and I even

The head did not come to unfold it and read it before handing it over to him.

The chief, the lady of the riding and the throat... In general, in the certificate was literally

She was at the doctor’s reception about a bite.

The Caucasian Left Milk Gland. The signature. The Print. the date.

You yourself understand that the passionate Caucasian who bitten a new employee

Left milk gland, became a hit of the company for not one year. and career.

Something hasn’t happened...Statements are not provided...

The project of a new non-woven weapon was rejected by officials of the Ministry

The name itself did not like the defense.

That is why in all civilized European countries, when a person has a birthday, all friends and relatives arrange a holiday for him, and a surprise, with all sorts of guys and other mistakes. But, fucking, in Russia, everything is through the ass, and when a Russian man has a snail, it is he who has to go through the snail at home, at work, in nature and in cabbage, while spending a bunch of bugs and receiving in exchange all the unnecessary junky...
I’m not complaining, but it’s very stressful.

The League(c)

In the spring of 2002, the Duma faction "People's Deputy" submitted to the Duma a bill on the restoration of criminal punishment for malice. However, the bill was rejected by 294 votes against 58.

A jump of 3.14dollars in the doom is sitting. It would be funny if it wasn’t in our words.

E.R: Are you a bucharest or a smoker today?
Wolf82: Sedna Trezvenko

XXX is
Fuck me, I am bored.
YYYY
Fuck...
XXX is
forgiveness (

Dialogue in Electricity:
What do you play on the drums?? to
I am a guitarist.
What instrument are you playing?? to

Only with our roads on the car Niva the inscription "City car 4x4" looks quite adequate...

Beika (09:43:23 31/07/200)
The boss is long gone!
CatRaider (09:43:32 31/07/200
So I am worried.
CatRaider (09:43:38 31/07/200
I scream him.
Beika (09:43:40 31/07/200
Happy to call.
Beika (09:43:44 31/07/200
Fuck to me!
CatRaider (09:44:06 31/07/200
I know Nathan.)

We have tomatoes in the vegetable store:
"Sweet tomatoes 49 rub." and "Sweet tomatoes 42 rub."
What to take O_O

You should either throw the computer out of the window or the window out of the computer.
YYY : :D
XXX: This is not a quote!
XXX: This is the guide to action!
YYY: ROFL

May (13:07:33 31/07/2008)
Yippidy yi yippity yay.

Mikky_Lady (13:07:40 31/07/2008)
M is?

May (13:07:55 31/07/2008)
The boss arrived and I got contact.

May (13:08:03 31/07/2008)

% of
Mikky_Lady (13:08:05 31/07/2008)
and?

May (13:08:22 31/07/2008)
As if it was not work.

Mikky_Lady (13:08:36 31/07/2008)
I have a suitable boss and I have the entire page open "I am looking for jobs.jobs.20 thousand"

Hi, what are you doing?
I’m playing with mosquitoes.
They are always winning :(

...I don’t know how in Pascal, but I studied in the universe of C++ by the mouth.

ShuREG (22:22:28 31/07/2008)
I’m sitting "Soldiers" I see, there the major got the old networking card from the television!!!!!! And he called it a trio-pentode microchip, without which the telescope does not work. I was crying...