Imagine that everyone, except you, can read the thoughts of others. They don’t talk tactically.

Summer, it is hot, there is no water, the windows are open, the workers under the windows lay the cable. Yesterday they dug a hole, a mat, a pavement, the flooring of the structures could not be calculated. I hear today:
Sorrento, we are there.

Buying a car, my flegmatic, figure and behavior similar to a panda, my husband at the same time bought a traumatic gun. This is all you need to know about the culture of behavior on the roads in our city.
Let the flies just spit. This is really all you need to know.

Another question is what muscles a woman should have. You can not lift the weight with a slope, loading the back - and here we would have to explain to the school how to get up with the weight correctly, that weights should be carried on the back, that this very back should be pushed even to fairy tales.

The most funny thing is that men also often don’t know how to lift weights because they haven’t been taught in school. And they do scratches and good if they get joint pain in a couple of months, rather than break everything immediately and reliably. Think first, then do it. And look more at the ability of the person, rather than his/her letter.

Benefits of living in which you never rush:

1st Measured and in strict compliance with the PDD you drive a heavy and strong car.
2nd When trying another driver "study" you for inattentiveness do not avoid dtp and crash.
Three Waiting for the DPS. On the agreements "I hurry" and "I agree" you do not act. Upon arrival of the dress you prove the fault of the teacher with the help of registrars, the damage is calculated from the dealer.
4 is With the received money you repair in a known 100
5 is ? to
6 is The Profit!

and Cotangens

The cat with the banal name Matros loves to swim in the river. His daughter even carries him to the river every morning.

In some cases, I’d rather wash the floors across the office than have sex with crypto-pro and 7 bank clients.
Hm is. Crypto-pro and 7 bank clients – even sounds like the name of some old-school German porn...

I drink coffee at the store, a suitable alcoholic, judging by appearance - with a lot of experience. The most interesting thing is that her backpack is good, a jacket, a women’s bag and something like a clutch. I asked for 5 rubles. I say no. is leaving. A few minutes later, he returns:
Do you have a passport with you?
I am surprised, I ask:
Why Why?
- Loan to get - kicks on the nearby credit pavilion.
I fell into a stupor here:
and no.
He turns and leaves. Was she really hoping that I would take a loan for her?

I had a cat named Muscat. And all because I took a cat on the Bird Market with my daughter (free, just don't throw it away!It was wrong to identify the sex of the animal. He called her a gentle mouse. But a drunk fighting friend came and defended me – with eggs like that – and the Musecca! It must be clear! Muscat lived for ten years. Cute was the cat.

You asked to wash your dishes, but you asked without respect. You don’t even call us crusaders.

XXX: briefly about my diet: I’m standing out to pour sugar straight from an exploded kilogram pack of sugar into a glass of hot cocoa, boiled from steamed milk and boiled without even trying "Lord, how delicious, how delicious!".

I went to the barber yesterday. The master was a very nice woman of 50. She laughed a lot, shared advice on hair care, boasted of her own. And how is it accepted among women of this age (who are pleased with themselves) asks:

You think I am how old?

I don’t like lying at all, but why did she want to lie, I say:

No more than 40!

No more than 32...

As you can see, the haircut didn’t work well.

In the event of Trump's victory - for the first time in America a billionaire will move to live in public housing, which before him occupied a black family.

Once a very long time ago, in a country that no longer exists, in a city twice renamed, I taught one verse (and even told it on a tablet). I don’t remember it, but it ended like this:

You know or not,
I am five years old,
I am on the tram today.
I bought a ticket.

At some stop.
Stripe entered the tram.
He has a card in his hand.
Snow on the beard.
He stumbled on the sides.
No free places anywhere.

I said to him then:
You sit here.
I am exactly five today.
I can stand!

Do not thank)

So, the process of obtaining a new drink by Zwirblis was as follows. At first, an old piano was found on the landfill near the house. In the mid-sixties it was easy to do - moving to new small-sized apartments, many dropped old tools. The piano foot, released from the lacquer, was transformed into pins, which were sprayed with salic acid and placed in a dryer to release the bound polyphenols. Then the pebbles were extracted with alcohol in the apparatus of Soxlet. The resulting extract was diluted with water to the desired degree, filtered and irradiated in a quartz cube with a high-pressure mercury lamp. Through rigorous experiments, they found that one hour of radiation is equivalent to a year of exposure. I tried this drink myself. Both the taste and smell of it was like a well-preserved cognac.
With the departure from our laboratory in Gvirblis to the editorial office of the journal “Chemistry and Life” all these experiments ceased. And sorry...

The real, evil AI will not be like the Skynet in the Terminator, which kills humanity in a world war, but as Microsoftnet, which eternally torments people with foolish marketing and curved updates!

The Fresh News:

Bronze prize winner of the Judo Olympics was robbed and beaten on a beach in Rio
The user Avito decided to sell the Olympic bronze from Rio for 150 thousand rubles

I am plagued by blurred doubts.

In the preliminary estimate on the next transaction, I make a note in the column for notes: "The final customer Popkin Petrovich, tel. 8 913 555....” and send the estimate to him for reconciliation.

And it has to happen - allowed a boring imprint. Instead of the word “finite” it was “finite”. Great, MIA is an ended employer.

Calls, reports the mistake, as if not offended, even struck.



As a result, it turned out that it was still not a mistake - thrown, shit, with payment. We are still paying off the debt.

A rich man just doesn’t get divorced from his grandmother – you have to get married.

The story told by K.

...and here at some beautiful moment the company Disney decides to bring to Russia the series "Winny-Puch" and begins the selection of actors for the voice with its local representation. They are there with this strictly, each vote is approved at the headquarters, and then there is a recording in the presence of the American chief. Well, they picked up everyone, they confirmed, everything is going well. They come to the soundtrack, serious ones, in black jackets with a golden mickey mouse on the lace... And here it turns out that the actor, who is supposed to sound the Rabbit, has sung. Seriously so, without a return to reality soon. What to do? They stumbled, called another, said nothing to anyone. The sound is fine, everyone is happy. At the end of the process, Disney calls the casting director, thanks and ask, "Tell me, we didn't have that actor at the Rabbit, right?" The director laughed, but had to admit, “Yes, not that.” “What about the one who was originally chosen?” I am interested in Disney. “Well, you understand, he feels something bad,” the director begins to yell. “Does it blow?” Guests are asking. “Well, in the drink,” the director breathes. “Awesome affair!” “Disneylanders are delighted, we launched this series in 65 countries around the world, and there was no case that the Rabbit didn’t forget!”