At the stop, I saw an advertisement written with the mark: "Korma. It is cheap. Eighty and eighty"
I show a friend, who is enthusiastic: "Nunichos, in our collage you can even buy a piece of the ship!"
They both rattled: first I, when it came to what he was about, and then together, when I explained :]

This is:

Natalia: here is the phrase "decided to correct with their own forces" is scary =)

Wolchitz@: At first, the wire was cleaned, but it was short, little helped.. We decided to solve the problem by blowing the pipe with air from the compressor))) The picture turned out to be awful and scary)))

by Natalia (rofl)

Wolfitz@: From the pipe with a frightening whirlwind crashed onto the surface black jizz with some scissors.. poured the whole bathroom and walls to a bunch)) To the ceiling did not get))) On this our hop brigade did not calm)) I note that everything was happening under the sensitive guidance of the chief accountant))) Further, the process continued under the wild whirlwind... type what it would be))) That it was as to say for sure... The hole in the pipe was sealed with a clot, so that the air only went inside) But the clot was knocked out with pressure. And then... a bubble crack!!! to
Irina called to keep her personally))) Kaaak it fucked!!! Spray in all directions))) Capec!!))) Men in the crumbling, Irka oret, I was almost half rolled! I tell her: I won't go home with you))) She's all in this ugliness))) Well not all... But the trousers are gone))) Shas must pull some thermonuclear powder from the mill) Let's continue the experiments))) If we don't take off I'll write you)))
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Write now, we are worried.

I will answer:
Is there a sanitary?
Why the "blue" crane flows hot, and
from "red" cold
Because the submissions from the bottom to the mixer are confused in places, or you have a Chinese cheap mixer that has a cross-water supply system inside. My advice to you, pull the blue and red buttons with a scarf, change their places and you will be happy.
Anna, 27 years old, an accountant.

A fake iPhone is easily distinguished from a real one. Fake iPhones are not fake.

AmberSP: Well, I was going to kill someone with a tail — bought a printer for a few thousand backs, a SAP system, made a model of a tail, bought the right plastic, printed a tail, went to kill.

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“Your honor, do you think that if I were going to kill someone with a tail, I would buy a printer for a few thousand dollars, a SAP system, a model of a tail, bought the right plastic, printed a tail, went to kill?
The accusation version is completely unlikely. are justified.
Just as planned, muahahaha!

The incident of the day... I went home with a friend in the evening and got three copters, the dialogue that happened later cut me and the copters into a stupor for a long time))
Do you give me two rubles?
We do not have
I didn’t ask you to eat or not.
We have nothing to give you, you have to look for it.
You are small houses!? to
You want my problems! Well, let’s say that you are now killing us, taking away mobile phones, three hundred rubles of money, tomorrow we will be given a hospital fee for a month, they will be given a hospital fee, in court with each of you we will cut off thirty-five-five, well, and you fools for group hooliganism will be closed to the zone from three to five, and you as an organizer and all eight! And in the area you will be tortured and mocked if you do not pass the check, which I doubt very much... So go to sleep until you have found problems.
And with these words, in complete silence we moved on.)

In German, cat is Katze and cat is Kater. Usually in the conversation, as I noticed, everyone uses Katze, with anything about cats of both sexes. But when I talk to the Germans, of course, I did not want to call our begemot some kind of catcher there. That’s why I always spoke of Kater, thus indicating his courage and solidity. And almost never the interlocutors understood me from the first time. They showered a little, questioned and then began to smile and discuss their own animals. I wrote everything down to the rarity of using this word. Until recently you can say accidentally did not find the second meaning of the word "Kater" in the dictionary. Especially the Mushroom. And the stable phrase "Ich habe einen Kater", which means not at all "I have a cat", as I always thought, and not at all the refined "I’m from the beard"... And after all, no dog has said! :D

Article on GSM modem commands (instead of x specific numbers):

> For sending SMS the AT+CMGS command, for example AT+CMGS=+79XXXXXXXXX
...
> For a regular call, the ATD command, for example, ATD+79XXXXXXXXX

and etc.

First comment under the article:
Remove my number +79XXXXXXXXX from your article!! to

It was not about a bad attitude toward children in principle, but about the reluctance to support those who do not have other merits than mass childbirth, and want benefits for this.
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I agree with 146%. A colleague gave birth to a third child (for her husband this is already the fourth, by the way). Not the oligarchs. They live in the one-room apartment of his mother all four. No one asks for anything, even her parents did not go, did not demand the exchange of the parent's three-bedroom, although there is a quarter of her share. They just got a plot in a suburban village, like a large family, drawing up documents and going to build a house. With maternity capital and their own pennies. At the same time, all children are clean, full, sufficiently developed for their years. Thank God you are healthy. Yes, the mother in the decree has to work remotely while the baby is sleeping. She treats this calmly, because she knew what she was going to when she wanted a boy.))) It is one child you can have unconsciously and then grasp difficulties. If you follow the same setup...

Mom and I:
It is time to teach your daughter to cook. At least something elementary.
I know basic, I know basic. Soup to cook, snack, chicken, cereals - at least somehow I can.
- It's not all so simple, you're so used to cooking soup, and suddenly your husband used to eating like my mom is cooking, with a burn of something.
Pfff, his mother is also a cook. So I do not think that this will cause problems.
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I don’t know, but who is my husband? OOO

No scene

The internet publishes "Shizgar". A "she's godess" appears only in discussions.

— — —

Because the text is actually -- "She's got it"

Infectious department.The child up to six months, almost lost.The pediatrician from the clinic that he was regularly drunk with uncooked holy water from a source in the oak (!) Next to the car station (!). And the holy fountain is just a fountain, which the cunning churchmen declared saints 5-6 years ago, enclosed with a beautiful grid, which, of course, improved the quality of the water... And they believe... The children were almost poisoned... It is true - before allowing them to reproduce, you need to take a certificate from a psychiatrist...

The agricultural land around the megacities is the most coveted piece, and for it is a long war with human casualties. In the 50-kilometer zone around Moscow, agricultural production was practically eliminated, although there were the most productive herds, fields and gardens. And milk to Moscow is now transported 200-300 kilometers, which affects prices for consumers. If you go beyond, for example, Paris or another European capital, you will immediately see the tractor of the farmer. And this farmer knows that his land is inviolable. I have asked many times whether it is possible to build a cottage village on a pasture in Europe. I was answered: you can, but your life is not enough to form the papers and go through all the procedures. Therefore, no one is concerned with farmers.

Andorro: A too big knife or a good sword can instantly turn you into a criminal even if you haven’t struck anyone yet – just for the fact of storage and manufacture. Given the popularity in Russia of the so-called "homeware", the distribution of 3D-printers, on which you can print some shovel, which is then compared to the shovel shovel.

AmberSP: Well, I was going to kill someone with a tail — bought a printer for a few thousand backs, a SAP system, made a model of a tail, bought the right plastic, printed a tail, went to kill.

Funny Theory at Durt: *strongly shortened*
There is such a thing as the Schwarzschild radius, it is the gravitational radius. It depends on the mass of the object. A body whose radius is less than its gravitational radius is called a black hole. We take any object, we compare the gravitational radius with the size of the object. If the gravity is greater, the object is a black hole. If the size of an object is larger, then there is no black hole in front of us.
The gravitational radius can be calculated for any object, for example, for the Earth it is the order without a small centimeter This means that if you bored the Earth to the size of a chestnut, it will turn into a black hole!
Let us now take our visible universe as an example. This is a small (according to universal standards) area of space, the center of which falls exactly on your carrier. For definitions and reasons why the size of the visible universe is considered to be exactly that, I send you to Wikipedia. So here. From Wikipedia we take an estimate of the radius of the observed universe: 46-47 billion light years. This is about 4.4 × 10^26 meters. From Wolfram Alpha we take an estimate of its mass: 3.4 × 10^54 kg. It turns out that the gravitational radius of the visible universe is estimated to be 5.032×10^27 meters. That is, the gravitational radius of the visible universe precisely covers its geometric radius.
We live in a black hole!
In the female hell, all men are gay. In man, by the way, too.

Looking for the positive. And my husband at night so loudly cries: "Elenny, where are you going!" - that even the neighbors are waking up.

The most controversial episode is the daughter of Lot. Sitting such in the cave, they thought, I-my, it is necessary to multiply, swelled the father and Orthodox fucking him, all is normal.

That is, Jewish women who fuck their father become Orthodox? The fool.
and...

Who distinguishes you from God?

Wi-Fi points in a friend's apartment:

*sosed_pidor_hvatit_verlit
*sam_ti_pidor_mudak

With this kind of music, I want to turn off that kind of music.

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Did he take it and go? Because of a fool? Oh well...

Recalling my childhood, I sometimes wonder how light-minded and careless these most foolish educators can be: "Well, like, I lapped something, it's a child, I won't remember. You think it’s nonsense!" And maybe that’s not nonsense. Per I am an uncle, but such phrases always hit me, made me think: and why did my aunt say this, and a friend is true? I don't remember what we discussed there in the children's group, but one such aunt, listening to our conversation, so unknowingly told me that you will be an alcoholic person. Until now, her mother, I have a bunch of brains on this ground, although twenty years have passed, and I understand intelligently that the aunt is just a foolish irresponsible, and in general... And the consequences are, and there is nowhere to go, and nothing to do... So the mortal battle must be beaten by such educators who allow themselves to speak in this way. "My mother is unborn" It should have been such a thought to throw the child, the mate is missing, fucking! And suddenly because of this, the child will have a psychological trauma for the rest of his life, like I do?! to