I don't know how in other areas, but in our expedition, the baby summer was in August, immediately after the fall of July.

If your wife is stupid, it is your fault. Because it’s only your fault that this fool is your wife.
Not all men are goats. And if you only meet such - it means that a girl just doesn't deserve more.

Sudden rain set a point.
The candles ended the ball.
I write in the county in front of summer.
Lostly

Two of our employees got married in one day. The staff department hung the congratulations: " We congratulate Peter and Vladimir with the legal marriage!" )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Meeting in comments on one glorious resource

Alisa: %name%, is it you?
XXX: Who are you?
Will you guess nick?
XX: Is it really Konstantin Kinchev? I have long dreamed of meeting!

The headline of the news "Temperature "Rodnaya Rus" sat down due to the failure of the steering wheel" can be considered a political joke. and ;-)

“Today I saw Mikey handmade with the inscription ‘Gorshok, thank you for our happy childhood.’ Somehow I did not immediately reach the true meaning that the author put in these lines...

When in the last few days on TV, in each advertising pause with the paphos broadcast: "Ice Age on the first channel," in the brain appears a stable image of the sable tooth protein with the eyes opened and on the hips.

to this:
I just went out to smoke. A small schoolgirl passes by with a backpack and clothes. At every step he makes a whispering sound, with a umbrella in his hands. He holds him with a shotgun and targets passing cars. The Terminator 5 ?

It is Chris. Alice is somewhere nearby.

From Habr:
Dbelka: I have Windows 8. When the laptop is inactive for a while, some window services start and start loading the processor decently.
Are they watching me?and :)
Disasm: Disable the Security Service in the settings
MTP: The Federal

To this: I wonder what now about us will be bikes going... (about repair of the car in Warsaw)

The case was in communion abroad. A foreign girl cries, an ordinary one, without special pounds and money, in the firm bag, on which she spent six months with a scholarship, the pad was broken, and the check was lost, everything, now you will have to throw it out... u-u.
I take a needle with a thread, a dozen trails - and everything is fine. "How is it? How did you do it?It was as if, in her eyes, at least a space satellite had been launched. I still don’t understand how the brains of foreigners are organized.

I’ve been in Korea for about two years...I don’t have much vision...and for some reason, when I sneeze, the Koreans think I’m scattering them.

The store. The fishing department. The grandmother, climbing the line, climbs to the shelf and asks:
Girl, what about the fish?
What specific fish?
What is 200 rubles per kilogram?! to
The whole turn:
The blue!

In the morning when I go to work, I kiss my wife and say:
Men who kiss their wives before they go to work live five years longer.
The Wife:
More than his wife?

az: and also in the MS there is a unit, where they only do that touch the breasts, to then make the controllers pleasant to the touch
They are the ones who make the mice. There is another unit responsible for the joysticks.

I couldn’t stand listening to your songs. You know, no hurt, but it would be better if you were really dead.

When I was 7 years old my mom's girlfriend's granddaughter was born, I was asked who she looks like, I honestly answered that a monster.

Hello girlfriend, what’s new?
Hi Katy, Hi... Do you want to fuck?
I’m always "for" you know))
and shorter. Vanka now lives with his mother, and I live with my own, well, repair with us.today we left him earlier from work to fulfill the marital duty, decided to fulfill it with his mommy, came, so, such, the process went, and only he ran off, the cell phone calls - mommy. The guy says, Wang, I won't come for lunch, you don't wait for me, he answers her - said, and I won't go, there's a lot of work. Tom said he was buried for dinner.
What was our surprise, when after 5 minutes the door opened and the mother-in-law went in with his caregiver, saying at the same time - Andrew, Vanka will not come for lunch, so we go to the bedroom... and Andrew went into the bedroom...
The main thing is that everyone understands each other.
The main thing, Katy, is that I have a beautiful mother-in-law)))

Conversation in the kitchen of the office between the designer and the aithishnik:
D) I was in love.
(A) And how, how seriously?
(D) Yes Trident - compatibility horoscopes for the first time in three years viewed! and (

Komsomolsk-on-Amur is no longer Komsomolsk-on-Amur, but Komsomolsk-on-Amur, and the end of this is not visible.