<Sam>: Authorship
<LENIN>: Where to go?
<Sam>: Look in the mirror
<LENIN>: O god...
<LENIN>: What a gorilla is not a British
<Sam>: What am I doing in the mirror?! to
<LENIN>: A, that’s you... stop... O_O
<Sam>: O_o

I was on PC today.

On the shelf (about 1.7 m high) two installers do ventilation, and I drive near the shelf on the floor with wires.

From the top "Bliaaaaaa!!!" and a half-meter from me a perforator falls! I thought about it, but in a second, the installor falls nearby! He was older, but did not kill himself. He stood up and said to the young man "Did you not catch the bullet?". He replied, “And if you catch me from where I’m going, you haven’t even told me where you’re going!”and "

The curtain.

From the agent:
How did you burn?
WOW: How... I stumbled on the entire office from an anecdote.
Are you alone in the office?
We are both with the accountant.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!! to
Wow: No.. she is dumb at the expense of humor.. and more thirsty.. well, if you want to.. she sometimes sits sitting.. then puts the mouse to the ear and starts picking a number on the calculator.. then burknet something like "Again shift by phase.." and as nothing happened continues to work)))))))))
I was in shock)))))))) rubbed half a day when I remembered her serious.. burdened by the problem to call the face)))
WOW: Sometimes she tickens the print.. and the page will not indicate.. and the computer spares her all in a row... she runs through the cabinet and thinks that she has viruses, that the computer is broken.. the pot is not cooked... sorry, the golden antelope!... I have a bit of fun here.)
I have burned up! ? ? ?

Pindos are clowns!
Yesterday I watched the news how from Pindos military ships Pindos soldiers are unloading "humanitarian cargo" for Georgia: c (!) The boats are pulling water in bottles!!! Fuck, borjomi is on the go, right? In Toulouse with their samovar... they would have more wreckage attracted to them in poltarashka)))

c) Lucky

Uncurrently
She has lived in Switzerland for a year, freely speaks English, understands me in Italian and French, knows how to handle a mirror, rides on board, has a Macintosh camp! She is super. But I’m two and a half years younger than her... So you don’t give her less than 17...

YANA
Ppc list I thought you would say she's beautiful smart good

YANA
She has Macintosh.

•°•@l`tErnaTiVk@•°• (21:18:12 31/08/2008)
Why is my sister stupid?
Stask0.o (21:18:26 31/08/2008)
Because you are relatives?

Father is burning...
The border of knowledge, of course, is not delicious, but, shit, useful.

They brought us a postcard to make it, because they did it elsewhere, and there they printed it with a stamp)))

The mistake is superb, and most importantly very right, according to Freud nach))

I quote the very beginning - "Dear first-class student! Congratulations on the start of your first year!"
and ROLF

How subtle it is!!! to

I am preparing for the installation of a new window. From the Treaty:
"If someone dies during the installation process, we are not responsible for it".
Fuck, did I do it right?

Is it so bad with your wife?
Do you remember the sinusoid from the course of geometry?
Probably yes
What about cosinus?
She is moving.
Here is my wife... with a move...

XXX: I think if I drink 1.5 liters of orange juice for 0.5 vodka then this type is almost useful

I am sitting in a line today in the police, receiving a passport and watching this picture:
A cat, three months old from the family, sits sad near an empty bowl and a bowl with water, looks at everyone with sad eyes, his heart is shed with blood, looking at the child.
But here a dusty opera is introduced, with conserve Hills and the same drying (a pack of kilograms for three), brakes around the small, opens the pack of food, fills the child to eat and says: "Eat Mukhtar, eat, we need you big and strong."and"
(c) emo_dikaya
/ru_cats /

Fiancee: I read a notebook of one of my predecessors, she worked in 2004) "text reduction: file - page parameters - percentage of the natural size - 60%" we have 98 word, I have it all, but I did not find it there)

Fiancee: "we count in Excel the sum: click on the barrel, +, click on the barrel, +, click, etc. Until we remove all the necessary eggs"
Fiancee: the seed is not a mistake)))

The fiancee:
Application to take Galli,
Call to Rudy
Three Ruby calls back.
Getting to Rudy
5 is Wipes in the closet
Fiancee: This is the order of paper towels

Fiancee: "booking air tickets": "bla-bla-bla... and at the end of the half-page: If more than five tickets, ask for a discount - they are obliged to give it!!!! andquot;
Fiancee: It looks like this boss was especially strict.)

Fiancee: something about history prepared or may geography: "Norway - enemies (enemies outlined,) varyagi"

XXX: What is political consolidation?
YYY: Well, for example: Americans say the Iranians are bad, and the Iranians say the Americans are bad. Consolidation is an acknowledgment of both, right?

The universe has arrived 1 course, it's time to swing))
So all the newcomers in the audience are sitting, our classmate(s) comes to them and says:
Hi students, I am your teacher on the matana and bla bla bla.
Suddenly our classmate comes in and goes out.
WOW: Well, Peter Ivanovich today as usual, and then into the sauna...
You can see the eyes of the newcomers :)

There are four things you don’t want to hear about your wife:
1st I would fuck her.
2nd I’t fuck her.
Three I fucked her.
4 is It touches you, be sure.

I think the phrase "ex-boyfriend" or "ex-girlfriend" is about transgender people.

We celebrated a party with a group... Late in the evening, you can even say an early night, I stand in the kitchen, my dishes. A group enters.
"Katyucha, and that you wash the dishes, tomorrow we will get up, we will wash."
What I answer to him: "Better I wash now, as long as the good mood, well-being and there is a desire to do something, or tomorrow, throw, with a hammer, with a headache, this dish is not something to wash, it will not even look at." Here this miracle says:"I marry you, you have all that a real woman needs - the ability to wash dishes and third-size breasts in time."

(10:14:21)<Mad_Man>:Hello all
(10:15:03)<Mad_Man>:what is all not at work?
(10:15:07)<sn!peR>: FUCK!
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(10:15:11)<nuMb>:BLA
(10:15:14)<LoH>
(10:15:16)<just_man>
(10:15:20)<hero>:BLA
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(10:15:04)<Mad_Man>:Shouldn’t be a bad guy
(10:15:57)<Mad_Man>:Because I am late to work!
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XHH: I reached the top of the game on guitar.
Did you learn what to do with Children? ?
No more than Super Mario :DDDDDD