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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №69589
 05.09.2012
The xxx:
It looks a bit like a fake. But the fact that many will easily believe this is true is indicative.
YYYY :
Sorry, but this is a wonderful review of the Bible.
and ZZZ:
The best, in my opinion.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №69588
 05.09.2012
Export of construction waste:

In our courtyard, these clowns put such a large green container, everyone was delighted and began to grab construction garbage there. A month later, the container disappeared. Everyone is already accustomed and, by inertia, for another month, stepped construction garbage to the same place, and the smartest and the usual. A fairy stinking bunch was formed, which was taken out under the mattress of the grandmother. On the question: "Where is your favorite container?" followed by a deadly answer: "This was a demo version, drop off on 8th and you will be stuck."

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69587
 05.09.2012
Xxx:...
If you want to get revenge, fuck his sister. If there is no sister, there is a brother.
zzz: if there is no brother, then a dog, cat, fish, vacuum cleaner! Revenge in any way.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №69586
 05.09.2012
I take my daughter to kindergarten, she reports local gossip on the way to me- "Mother Diana wants to get fat". I, breathing hard, I answer: "This is such a life, somebody gets fat, and I'm going to lose weight...." Then I think, will discuss me in the garden and I say to her, "You just don't tell anyone about me." What a good child obediently sneezes and gives out: "Well, mom, I will not tell anyone that you want to lose weight, let everyone think that you want to stay fat."

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №69585
 05.09.2012
Trickster (01:41:41 5/09/2012)
I have flown.

Ramder (01:41:49 5/09/2012)
Magnetic has come?

Trickster (01:42:02 5/09/2012)
NOA

Ramder (01:42:07 5/09/2012)
Fly back

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69584
 05.09.2012
My biological mind involuntarily distributes dialogues: XXX is a girl, ууу is a boy!

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69583
 05.09.2012
And also I would have in the place of the management of LLC "RPC" acquired a license for the provision of mobile telephone communications services. He would have acquired 4G equipment and would have called all of it “The Voice of God” or “The Lord of the Telecom.”

Breakdown of the network? God is angry.
Traffic is restricted? Live in humility.
Is the money on the account over? A gift to the works of God.

The slogan was invented. " The Lord of Telecom. More than just communication"

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №69582
 05.09.2012
xxh: Mark jumped out of the car yesterday on the go)) and when he returned from his dr too))
ууу:he is used to it, we still in school the phrase was "through the tunnel gazka add - Mark goes out"

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №69581
 05.09.2012
Lavaman: As statuses wrote in the 19th century: “Collision, right to find me, extremely difficult, really unwise to lose, and it is absolutely unimaginable to remember!

Lerochka Romanenochka: In the 19th century almost didn’t know what the Internet is!!!!! to

Anna is AHA. and practically.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №69580
 05.09.2012
From Khabr, discuss the release date of the iPhone 5:
Stalkerxxl: On this day, millions of happy iPhone 4S owners will become miserable in an instant =))

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №69579
 05.09.2012
I am studying at one of the universities of MSC.
In our training fire department each year among the students of the second course are held competitions - which change will perform the task faster (extinguish the fire, bring the victims, etc.). D is) is
One of our read "the legend":
There was a fire in the house. A driver passing by the house looked at the fire and collided with an ammonia tank (pause), fucking, "Destination" some.

[ + 23 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69578
 05.09.2012
Do you not know that the Orthodox Church does not encourage independent reading of the Bible, because, in the opinion of the Fathers, this may lead to a misunderstanding of it? The main thing for the Orthodox is to go to church, observe fasting, prayer and so on.

Nothing like that, if you don’t understand the subject, then don’t write. In fact, the main thing for the Orthodox person is not fasting and prayer, but regular sacrifices for the needs of the church money, buying candles, ordering prayers and similar things. It is also important for a truly believing person to vote in the elections for the candidate approved by the patriarch and not to roar on the existing authority (for all authority is from God). This is what is really important for the salvation of the soul, not prayer and fasting at all.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №69577
 05.09.2012
Strongly braking off in front of the girl crossing the road in the wrong place, and not looking at the cars:
How can you live like that! Until so many years...

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69576
 05.09.2012
Explain me stupidly.
How can a “Daddy’s Daughter” series be 12+ if it features an actress who is not yet 12?

[ + 59 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69575
 05.09.2012
But the cartoon about Prostokvashino is not so innocent either.
Why does Pechkin so embarrassedly visit Uncle Fedor’s house? What does this old man want from the naive boy? And why is this, forgive me for the expression, a postman walking in a coat in the summer? Maybe he has nothing under that coat. Well, though, Shalik and Matroskin were vigilant, never left this man alone with the boy.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №69574
 05.09.2012
XXX: The danger of grenades does not abolish the value of grenades as such :)
YYY: A failed metaphor, imho. The grenade is initially destructive. The way will be monkeys with electric lobbies :-D
XXX is sadistic.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №69573
 05.09.2012
What is your face?
- Yesterday with Rita went, two or goops, or alkashi met. There was no time to fight - they were late - I gave them twenty. He said, “I will take your lives in return.” They arrived normally. And in the morning... at seven and forty-five... One of these bodies stands on the threshold, shakes, sweeps a pack of money and asks not to kill.
- O_O
- They after meeting with us knocked, and one fell under the car. As I entered, I was silent with a tough face. Then he said, “Late” and closed the door.
Has he guarded you?
Fuck the two! I turn around - and there RITA, I am a soulless scapegoat, it happened to my face, and she left.
and Mwahaha. Justice has won ?
This is what I came to you. You are a satanist, right? I will soon have two souls in stock - how to call suckubs?

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69572
 05.09.2012
A church separated from the state. Why do local officials meet the head of the RPC as a state figure? Why Mr. are the institutions obliged to allocate vehicles of the representative class for this meeting? The budget of these institutions does not provide for funding for such purposes. "Not kissing" does work, gentlemen good. Eddy what is going on? Did the imam of all Russia, or the chief rabbi of Russia, want to come to Krasnoyarsk and meet them as well? Let the truly believing people, on their cruisers, in personal time, ride these great men. They sacrifice their personal savings. But not state at all. I have nothing against Kirill.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №69571
 05.09.2012
Arshavin was expelled from the team.
Wow, and what then? This is his problem.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №69570
 05.09.2012
Webinar on Trading. The teacher (grandfather over 60) with the material is all right, but it is not possible to correctly configure the broadcast. There is no sound, but no video. We help all chats to find out. To the question which browser he uses followed the masterpiece answer:
"I’ve been using Mazepa lately. I used to use an Internet Explorer before, but I don’t like it. Same with some"

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