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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №87506
 26.09.2013
Postulate 1: Knowledge = Power
Postulate 2: Time = Money

Every student knows that:
Work / Time = Strength * Speed (1)

Replacing the ratio of two postulates
In (1) we obtain:
Work / Money = Knowledge * Speed (2)

After the conversion we receive:
Work / (Knowledge * Speed) = Money (3)

The equation (3) shows that if we pursue Knowledge or Speed to zero, we will receive endless money for any Work.

The more stupid and lazy a person is, the more money he can earn.

Quod erat demonstrandum

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №87505
 26.09.2013
News on Soap:
The Defense Ministry allowed theft to disappear

Even the robberies and those about***li)))

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №87504
 26.09.2013
Drblack
Stop to! It is inappropriate! He says shame.
Two years conditionally, at best. He says reason.
Fuck you fuck, fuck you fuck! The instinct of self-preservation.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №87503
 26.09.2013
About the cat...
This thick sable-toothed white fell to my knees, sat on them on the pope column, the left leg lay on the table, the right on the mouse. Does she want to be me?? to
I’m going to replace you :)
At night, he presses from bed to the floor.
The computer is now seated to master.
If tomorrow I’m here to demand a boiled condensate and turn on the heater, that’s not me!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №87502
 26.09.2013
(from the movie about zombies)

Proff: I went out after the session, the sunshine, the birds sing. Walking lights with time count. Only a few seconds remained until the end of the green signal. And then I saw that a group of people, obviously not having time to finish the crossing of the street, ran all the way toward me. This is where it covered me. That was the sapphire.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №87501
 26.09.2013
On the television in the morning they said: "As soon as a woman put on her heels - it's all, the brain is already busyining balance." That is what!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №87500
 26.09.2013
Where is Anton-Gondon?
YYY: Am I an ebu-grebu?

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №87499
 26.09.2013
xxx: My chair is equipped with the "hren relax" system.
XHH: If you lay on your back, it will fall off.
Tagged: pff
ууу: My chair is equipped with the system "try to relax".
There is no single wheel. If you turn on your back, you will with a probability of 1 to 5 overwhelm your head and shake your head over the battery.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №87498
 26.09.2013
Stanislav: Let’s leave our wives and go here to study
Alexander: Fuck you don’t have a wife, you don’t have a niche at all.
I think it’s easier for me :)

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №87497
 26.09.2013
Here he meets a man with an iPhone. He cuts off his finger, takes the iPhone and rolls. There is a code block. by Opanki.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №87496
 26.09.2013
Reading about the coffin for the fight against the mat, my friend, the sailor, said that on their ship they would in a week for a new Titanic.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №87495
 26.09.2013
Name an unusual female name.
Mary Magdalene
Maria: I will not call Dadrperma
Is it more melodic?
I am looking for a child's name.
Mary at midnight
Mary by Gaika
by Maria: ROCKFOR

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №87494
 26.09.2013
"A very good job"
The best "programming" mistake of all I’ve seen.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №87493
 26.09.2013
I think I made a fatal mistake...
He walked out of the office, in which someone struck, the first...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №87492
 26.09.2013
A new type of programming: the north. This is when the elephants code.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №87491
 26.09.2013
I sit behind the PC... "PIC" - but hz.... 5 minutes have passed - "PIC", but this is no longer normal! The sound is not known, the pattern is 4 minutes. Opened system sounds, there is no such thing, used forums, opened a package of monitors and other shit... "PIC" - and not a fig, not one proga did not depend on error there is no and everything is here, and the sound is not known! Overloaded under Ubuntu (was on the windows), four minutes "PIC" - yes it's a horse, what fucking?! Added the sound in the columns - "Pixuka" didn't get louder, I think maybe the speaker on my mom. In the bios, crawling, I found nothing suspicious. Naoral on his wife, said that I will not let more for the PC... "PIC" - yeah! Again in the innet - somewhere I read that it is possible that there is some "Patience" condenser at bla-bla-bla. In the bios, turned off the speaker on mother - "PIC". The interval does not change (4 minutes), called a package of all kinds of gurus, said nothing - "PIK"...
It’s been hours two – "PIC" pause a couple of seconds "PIC-PIC-PIC" – and next to the phone from China is dying – SUKA!!! to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №87490
 26.09.2013
Q: How are you, my brother? and :)
See also: Norma Just a strange one...
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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №87489
 26.09.2013
Crypto: If on the front of the T-shirt is written "Fuck Google, ask me", then on the back is simply required to be the inscription "or vice versa" ("or vice versa").

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №87488
 26.09.2013
When we ask what is new, we hope to hear that everything is old.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №87487
 26.09.2013
I work as a storage worker in a store.
A guard is sitting, guessing the scanword and asking me, “Are you playing in math?”
I say, “What is the question?”
“The simplest, multiplying by division.”
The curtain.

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