I checked today. There were tests. I take one leaflet and immediately the first answer "hz" I O_o think Figase outraged the youth. Then it touched. This is the number 1 sealed and next to 3 written.

It happened that the wife started calling an unknown number and silent on the phone. Well, once, well, two, but when it started to repeat once every two weeks, or even more often it was time to take action. When I went to the service center I took the printing of the conversations for the last 3 months (and paid for it 90r.) I went to my wife. Further events take an unexpected turn: no requested calls are found in the list of calls! The first thought: whoever undermined the operator’s database (yes, it’s absurd, but it’s:-). In the process of clarifying the circumstances, it was found that the calls were mostly in out-of-work hours, most often after or BEFORE the calls of the wife, i.e. She is monitored, constantly, everywhere: at home, at work, in the transport! After such turns, I began to suspect that either my wife is cheating on me, or my wife is schizophrenic, or there are no aliens.
The puzzle turned out to be uncommonly simple and interesting: in the new sensors Samsung has a fun feature - a false call. When the screen is turned on after pressing the volume reduction key for 3 seconds over the specified time interval, an emulation of the call occurs (well, like a pretext to drop). In some models, you can even put a calling melody, a photo of the caller, its description, number and record a voice emulation. It was such a call involuntarily and came out of the spouse. I was not aware of this 
P.S Read the manuals 

Why did you think that when the war started, you would need the technology?
If it starts, I think it will only take a slope, and speed, so that the explosion on the road at the cemetery would not get caught.
To serve the Cossacks is good, at least because of the fact that near the house, and with horses, if you are lucky and they will be there, it is still more interesting than to wipe the pop on the technique. It is better to beat her born on the back of the crown, and to show the young, or in the city full of horses, and nobody knows how to ride them. You will learn in the army. Although I repeat, I personally doubt that they now have horses.
Yyy: I imagine the war of the future
Americans control tanks and planes while sitting in their offices
China controls billions of tanks precisely copied with the T-90
And only the Russian Cossacks on good racing, in a caliph, will jump in space, boldly swinging with a shack and licking with a nagai, getting rid of all this technique.

The city bus. Announcement of loud communication:
- Stop "The Circus" Next stop is "5 December".
Voice from the salon:
Will there be no more stops today?

On the anniversary, he decided to prepare a surprise for his wife, waking up early. I started cooking, I woke it up: "Darling, wake up, now there is breakfast in bed, I have washed the eggs."

Gridoplasma: In the Thirty-Ninth Kingdom
A beautiful, independent and intelligent princess.
Once she was sitting on the shore of a picturesque pond, thinking about the meaning of life, and suddenly saw a frog.The frog jumped to her knees and said, "Sweet, good girl.Once I was a beautiful prince, but the evil witch enchanted me.If you kiss me, I will become a prince again, and then, I will settle in your castle, and you will prepare me food, clean my horse, wash my clothes, raise my children and rejoice that I took you for wife.

Master:... and continued to fuck herself with a cucumbers, thinking about where to get to eat and how to take a bunch of wood.

There will be only one child in my family. That child will be me.

From the forum:

Buying a beer printer and scanner
Model of the printer?
Model of scanner?
Model of beer?

As usual, I smoked at night on the balcony. There was a dog lying next to me and biting a small bone the size of my foot floor and apparently playing with it accidentally dropped it down. To my great regret, a neighbor smoked two floors below and she warmed him well on the head. I looked down and met the neighbor’s eyes and began to look up and pretend that the bone from the upper floors had fallen.

A call from a comrade.

T: I had viruses in my computer, I cleaned them, but
Now the computer is crazy.
I: (knowing the lazeriness of the comrade) and how did you determine what the
Are you viruses?
T: Well, I went to the Windows folder, and there’s a lot there.
files, so here are those with unknown name I and
removed it.

by ZANAVES

X: And then these two dibilloids went on an attraction to ride, like mining chariots, coupled with a steam truck, and when there automatically a photo is taken, they decided to get out and grabbed their hands. They were in different chariots. Lenya stretched his hands, and Kolyan, in the front car, threw his hands back. And there is a kind of big cat, well, bitter. As a result, this imbitil has the elbow ligaments broken, sits in a plaster and can not even print! The picture has worked!

Just invented a new series for Dr. House... >_<
Patient with blood-red all types of stools. The analysis shows nothing. The patient almost dies during treatment.
They suspect everything. Everyone is in shock. Symptoms are not suitable.
And then Dr. House accidentally notices that a caring wife feeds her husband with a salad "cake under the shirt"!!! The mystery is solved!!! to

Our gender gave out:
Leadership is easy to lose. I usually get up at 8-30, but today for various reasons I got up at 9-30. As usual, he first went to kindergarten, his daughter lies and reads lectures by Richard Feynman. All would be nothing, but she is 8 years old."

A: Are you complaining?
B: I am ashamed and I want to be red.
A: Take care, you will be ashamed again. People around.

He: It is not worth it. Better kiss me sweet on Saturday
I won’t live until Saturday!The Wild *
He: I will live only for that.
She says, “Hold your wings!”! to
He: I thought you were flying on a methole.
She: o_o what?!!!! to

Key13: Only our man on the comp has the folders ''All' and 'All 2''...

News read "Drivers who hit a military helicopter on the road, sentenced to a fine"
“The commander of a submarine that landed at the airport without the dispatcher’s permission is removed from office.”

kisa95: is it normal when a guy is younger than a girl by 4?and he looks 15-17.
La Ink: ah, if you have 14 and a guy 10, read better the literature asked for the summer :)

111: what, have you already adopted the bill "on the police"?
222: Not yet, but will soon
222: and they will ride fashionable, on fords with beads, with the inscription "protects and serves" and weep in the roof "press on the side, masafaka! hands on the wheel and no foolishness, we are with weapons! Do not joke with VCPD (Police Department of Voronezh City)"

Paranormal (18:51:36 23/09/2010)
We put a shorter record who for 30 seconds more times will say in the microphone "crack-crack-crack-crack-crack, etc" then listened to the recorded file and counted, and then tried to break the record received (to say this it had to be faster and faster with each new attempt). I don’t know where the boss came from and how long she watched us before we noticed her. This month we have no prize.