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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103099
 21.09.2014
>>But England and Britain are generally on different continents.
They are still neighboring with two other states, the Netherlands and the Netherlands.

and UGU. I was told here by seven-class students that Ireland is on the island of Iceland, Edinburgh is the capital of London, and in general English is different from the Sesshan language.

All in one lesson. How I was taken by ambulance, I don’t know.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103098
 21.09.2014
A bit of biology:
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Milk like the Chinese do not eat at all (I may be mistaken).
They drink milk little and rarely, but not because they don’t love or fear. As a Chinese man once told me, there are only three dairy producers in China, and this is due to the fact that there is no place for pastures. He himself, by the way, has been traveling through the CIS countries for many years, and he really likes the clean (compared to northern China) air and milk, which he drinks in large quantities.
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Milk is biologically a baby product, not intended for consumption by adult individuals of the species (because the toddlers will then not be able to compete with them and die). In humans, this "unintendedness" is expressed in the intolerance of milk sugar - lactose. With age, the level of lactase normally drops, lactose begins to reach the large intestine, where it is incorrectly and hardly absorbed by bacteria, which leads to dysbiosis and diarrhea. However, in some predecessors of mankind, this function was broken and lactose-tolerant individuals appeared. Among the Russians such mutants are 80-85%, among the Finns - up to 99% (Scandinavia is called the milk center of the world), and among the Chinese and Africans their number sometimes does not exceed 2-5%.

So, to simplify, milk in China is not drunk because of the lack of pastures, but because for more than 90% of the Chinese it is poison. Your companion is lucky :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103097
 21.09.2014
I add :

Was Turing not tried or subjected to hormonal castration? In what do you see more freedom, smart man, in the choice given to him between prison and castration?
The desire of homosexuals to associate a high level of intelligence with the desire to get in the ass is not very new. As a result, every nearby pedestrian immediately concludes that his sexual aspirations automatically raise his level of intelligence. You seem to have avoided that too, and I congratulate you.

= the =
I add :
A good half of the great people were subjected to some sins (drug addiction, alcoholism, paranoia... homosexuality). Some were also schizophrenic. But this only means that we are all human and nobody is perfect. And it is not that being a drug addict / alcache / psychic / peder is normal / good. When you say that Turing was gay, you can still tolerate him – he was a great man. But the peder who covers his name is just a peder.
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The crowd greedfully reads confessions, notes, etc., because in its wickedness they rejoice in the humiliation of the high, in the weaknesses of the mighty. When she discovers every ugliness, she is in admiration. He’s small like us, he’s ugly like us! Lie, fools: he is small and ugly — not like you — otherwise..."
A.S. Pushkin P.A. Vyazemsky November 1825

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №103096
 21.09.2014
to this:

In the West, there are "carousels" and no throws, right? And CNN is a deeply true handshake television company.
It became known from the press, at this referendum itself:
1st The vote was not secret, and for each of its participants you can find out exactly how he voted.
2nd To get a ballot, it is enough for a person to simply name his name - he did not register anywhere.
Three Any resident of Scotland, including a foreigner from the EU and the Commonwealth, could vote.
4 is You can vote by mail, as well as transferring the right to vote to loved ones. A huge number of people voted - almost 800 thousand. of 4.2 million participants.
5 is All photos and videos on the site are prohibited.
6 is No exit polls were held, because the publication of their results on the day of the vote was also prohibited.
7 is The age limit was reduced to 16 years.
Yes to! I forgot! Even immigrants could vote!! to

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Vasily Ivanovich and Petka went on a trip abroad. Separated
on different sides. They meet in three months. Vasily Ivanovich
hungry, encouraged, and the Petka is all in gold.
Where I took it.
P - I go to the club, and there the cards are played in a point. At first, the map did not work.
And then one says, “I have a point,” and I show him a point, and he
"Gentlemen believe in the word"
And here I have a map like a pearl...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103095
 21.09.2014
It is a T-shirt! Mom gave) from Sweden, I came back, she remembered that she has a son and in attempts on the move, at the airport bought a T-shirt. Give with such joy and the story that they have this wealth, all the business. When I asked why they were fucking, she turned red and tried to pick up, but she didn’t notice.
Alexey: And half a year before that, she brought me a cottage where in English it was written “I want a member like my pet.” Naturally, she didn’t know about it until she stumbled.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №103094
 21.09.2014
I will add:

Flying summer
Autumn has arrived
The Euro 49
The $38
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Flying Autumn
It was snow, look.
Dollars of 48
The Euro 63

All the snow passed.
Summer in the garden
Dollars banned
Euro is nowhere.

c) the borst

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №103093
 21.09.2014
xxx: I bought myself an avito for 600 rubles broken monitor 20 inches. Repaired in 20 minutes. I am happy!
yyy: I bought a new monitor last month for 7k, was happy until I saw this post.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103092
 21.09.2014
There was no combinence in the childhood, there was an old Zaporozhye in the backyard, at whom the door was opened with a single coin. When it rained, it was nice to sit there with a book and eat a piece of sugar. Even in Bulgaria, as a child, I was, we go somewhere, my adults, Bulgarian adults, all not very familiar and therefore very polite, and I look - the Zaporozhets stand. I think I will show everyone the magic. He took it and opened the door, like in the old Zaporozhye. But nobody was delighted, and everybody was silent about it.

[ + 24 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103091
 21.09.2014
In the fight, and even under the degree, most lump with what is. And they do not think about the safety of those who are robbed. This is not a fight, but a duel.
There will be guns, they will shoot. And don’t reassure yourself that not everyone will have guns, that they will be afraid to shoot... I’m not saying that every fight will end in dead bodies. Maybe not every tenth. Just a hundred court battles will be a couple of bodies and five wounds. And one injured resident of the neighboring house, not looking out the window in time.
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Because "draca, and even under degree" is not normal. All such dracuns will die - normal people will live more calmly. And the harmless, their mother, only love to fight.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103090
 21.09.2014
This is:

You can think, everyone has already forgotten how Soviet citizens behaved, who were lucky enough to get on a trip abroad. And the sausage of hard smoking was carried with them, and the wiring in foreign hotels was burned with boilers. It would be wide - wide would be eaten :D And China now, in general, the same essayer, only with an amendment to the demography

Congratulations to you, Shrek, you are Balbes.
It seems that a little time has passed, and in your weak heads everything has already mixed up, or you just can’t read.
Soviet citizens did not travel to five-star hotels in Vienna. Basically, few travel abroad available were business trips and very few, economy class, tourist trips. At the same time, it was possible to exchange a very small amount of money for foreign currency, and people wanted to bring gifts to their relatives, imported clothes, shoes. From here and raw copper (you mean it, hard copper? sausages, canned foods and boilers.
The Chinese have their own reasons to eat. Don’t think everyone is stupid.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103089
 21.09.2014
XXX: How do you feel about non-normative vocabulary?
You know... I’m so crazy.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №103088
 21.09.2014
News of Metro SPB
A drunk suicide jumped into Neva, but failed, and broke his leg.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103087
 21.09.2014
Attempts to prove to a fool that he is stupid, cruel, useless and always make a close look at the proofing: and why he actually does it.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103086
 21.09.2014
Collega: Yesterday at the corporate I stood in a line to the toilet for a stranger. And today Facebook offered me to add it to my friends."

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №103085
 21.09.2014
This is the cultural capital! There, the copper is considered to be the one who has not read the original Henri de Renee.
YYYYYYYYYYYY I think everybody looks at me so hard...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103084
 21.09.2014
I don’t like to put the car there.
xxxh: there near the washing and all kinds of scary orcs roll, ha hae
The bombs?
What a bomb
hhh: fucking, cork, oak, dirty dirty all kinds
See also: HD

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103083
 21.09.2014
If the actress cannot show her skill, she shows her body.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №103082
 21.09.2014
Somewhere today I read another story about children in the plane and remembered.
Three years ago, my son and I went to Egypt. He was 9 years old then. The aircraft is large, 3-4-3 seats in a row. We went there where we were 4. We had two extreme seats at the passage, and next to it was a 30-year-old mom with a daughter. Nothing, as they say, predicted. Only they sat down, my mom started calling somebody so that her interlocutor urgently wandered from the other end of Moscow to the airport from which we were flying and canceled the credit card that this lady had just issued, herself not understanding why. She just talked to a bank employee from the hustle, waiting for the plane, and suddenly it itself settled. And in the plane, the lady began to suffer vague doubts. That was enough to attract my attention.
While the lady was talking on the phone, her daughter for about 5-6 years painted her mom’s jeans with a flommaster. My mom noticed it when it was too late. And the only thing she said was, “Daughter, well, you can’t do that!” Then the girl started burning. She alternately struggled in hysteria lying on the floor, grabbed her mother for her hair in anger because her mother didn’t give her something, walked on her back. Sitting and licking the men’s legs on the back seat, that is, creating a celebration for others. Finally, this monster turned attention to the most accessible target – my son sitting next to her.
I must say that my son has been reading since the age of five. I was mocked at school and then mocked that I went to the library every day, although I still write with mistakes, and this spit over me. He sat down all day and read quietly. The monster grabbed his hands and began to sneak out of his seat. I turned to my mother, already knowing what I would hear in response. She looked at us with contempt and said to her daughter, "You see, daughter, men at this age are all goats, you can't expect anything from them," and to me, "And your child could give up!" What to give up? Another free place? There is some boundary beyond which you are no longer angry, it causes amazement and laughter.
Then the girl, apparently, put a motorcycle in her ass, and she began to wear through the passages, wiping out glasses, food and other passenger things.
It was already on the flight to Hurghada.
For what, in fact, I write. For the one phrase that this mother-in-law said when we landed. She, once again looking around us with contempt, said: "All children are like children, they play, they run, only you raised a fool, he was sitting and reading like a fool all the time."

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №103081
 21.09.2014
Sorry for calling so late.
You are not too late, you are not too late.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103080
 21.09.2014
In the bowl:
"And the worst thing is that the payer has no altar note".
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Really scary.

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