Boys and girls, a couple of memes!
So why do you behave against many children’s fathers, and then against repentant rapists? After all, the next entry will be:"I killed my mother because..."
Avoid such quotes. Give humor back to the resource.
They meet like admin and cat. They sit and think:"Where is the shredder?"
All are good!

In a year, at least, I see myself as the head of the HR department to dismiss the young chickens who are trying to build themselves smart with the data questionnaires, and as a maximum I will still think about who I want to be in your office, fucking. 20 minutes later, she returns without a questionnaire, looks at the floor, apologizes and says that I’ve passed the test period and I can go to work tomorrow.

You were immediately taken to the post of a senior hammer, bypassing the intermediate stage of hammer?

They admire the stories of the chickens that are allegedly put in the place of other chickens. Tomorrow there will be an even more opposite chicken that will put you in place.

From the Mail website. The Questions:

"Welcome to this site!

I bought a new iPhone 5B in the subway tent today so you can congratulate me - I'm like everyone now! I heard a new operating system came out to him, and I work as a programmer and I want to show the type I am cool and come to work with the new IOS 8) So now I have the Android operating system installed on my iPhone. How do I reinstall on IOS 8? The store said that the iPhone with Android is so fashionable now and all the young people use it, but I want to put the native operating system IOS. I downloaded the firmware from torrents and copied it to the iPhone flash drive, what should I do next?"

How to get a slim figure, eating bread and doing nothing? Read about this and much more in my new book "Nothing".

I wake my wife to work early in the morning and ask her what she will have for breakfast. Listing what is, I get answers with a kick of my head. After 20 minutes of taking a shower and looking at the table, she says, “Taaak, what did I order today?”

Never count on the "Speed" who never worked with "Speed" who never called.

In Murmansk, for instance, there are doctors with higher education who understand that it is impossible to make a diagnosis by phone. High temperature can mean common colds and cough, measles, diphtheria, as well as the recent West Nile fever that visited Russia; the head can get sick with the spleen, and maybe from a stroke; the stomach can reduce from yesterday’s salad and from appendicitis and ectopic pregnancy. They always come for a challenge. Of course, sometimes they are wrong, sometimes we are wrong, because this is life. But we know that our "white coats" are always flying to help us! Thanks to our doctors!

“I never drank before, and today I drank a liter of beer for the first time, and you know, I liked it.
Congratulations, you have so many discoveries and adventures ahead of you. Welcome to the magical world of female alcoholism.

I am studying literature for a screenwriter.
In my free time, I write stories and write them out.
Hello to everyone ;-)

I see.

Don’t go fucking, right? If you are so poor,

It’s amazing how a second pair of socks changes a person.

XXX: Everything needs to be in your hands
yyy: and the corny))
xxx is?
XXX: What a shredder
Yyy: well to eat it if you’re hungry))

Referendum in Scotland:
FreeEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOO!!!! to

XX: So there is a restaurant on the corner "Chinese Kitchen" is called. And apparently the restaurant is not very popular, considering that they can not change the sign, from which three years ago the first two letters of the word Kitchen fell.

Talk to the owner of the evil and stupid dog:

We don’t like kids, idiots and idiots.
And the kids for what?
Probably because they grow up into fools and idiots.
... to fucking.
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You will not argue.

The price of apartments in Moscow is harsh.
They are worth a penny, I assure you.
What a couple of billions of copies, fi

When in 1962. In the USSR, the death penalty for rape was restored, rapists began to seek a victim very often, because it is the highest measure, and the body does not identify anyone.
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From this instructive historical experience it follows that the adequate measure of punishment for the rapist is not execution, but castration.

xxx: I was with a dermatologist today, an old grandfather with Parkinson’s disease or something like that. You know, the shaking hands.
When he touched me to check out something there, I thought that if he was a gynecologist, he would not have a break from patients.

Milk rivers, oak beaches - the dish of Russian cuisine is like this.
Previously, the acid was cooked thick, well, as cold or jelly was obtained when cooled. and tk. sugar was in deficit, then excess acid was softened with milk, i.e. They poured milk into the jelly and ate a spoon. My grandmother fed me that way. In the plate was applied jelly, milk on top, and a spoonful of it to eat. Milk flows into the depths and rivers from milk and lakes are obtained. It tastes. You can’t get this package out.
and your cap.

Ladies and gentlemen commentators, especially those who write about the author’s daughter, don’t you really understand what exactly you are talking about. After all, you are the beasts ready to hit anyone, especially when there is an objective pretext, such as a crime. It is you who cover up your evil deeds with a mask of false morality, and then, when you step in the other finger, you shout, “He is worse!” Unfortunately, such behavior does not make you better.
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Those who caught up with this rapist didn’t think they were morally better. Everyone was simply stunned by the ease and cynicism with which he described his terrible crime. It is terrible, one of the most terrible. To come up with three girls and still remember it with poorly concealed nostalgia for the '90s' - if you don't understand why it makes us angry, then you clearly have something wrong with compassion and humanity.
And with his daughter no one wants to go and from the position of teacher asked, because it is scary. Parents are afraid for their children, especially for young girls. I would myself be afraid of a person about whom I would learn something like this, and I would try not to communicate with him. No matter how interesting he was. Right someone wrote that having a wife is an unprecedented grace of fate.

Listen carefully, I will not repeat.
What is?
I say I will not repeat.

Do you know why women have cockroaches in their heads? Do men not have?
Because the cockroaches are eaten by other, more terrifying animals, the Khomyak and the Frog.