Died the phone, changed the SIMC to a new, many contacts lost.
SMS from an unknown number:
NN: Hello to you! What are you?
I am: Hi! My phone is dead. This is who?
Your angel is your guardian.
Q: Do you have a name?
NN: The name will tell you nothing (Let me be a bear)

Since I am at work, and I want to find out - who of the acquaintances steps - I tap the number - drops, and again comes the SMS:
NN: Why did you call?
I am: "CalledA"??? Someone is waiting for a surprise...What gender are you, bear?
Q: Which sex do you prefer? (It continues to play)
I am: Exclusively female.
and oh! The angel is in shock!
I: Judging by your "calledA" - you will generally protect when you learn about my member.
NN : Ha ha ha! I will go to the call of the one who gave me this number!

You know, I understood here that it was a shit to be a proger, I got into the hospital and on the idea of normal people should be in the games of rubitsho and movies to stumble.
And I have everything on the notepad essentially only for progers (MVS, SDK, etc.) and porn...and here’s what I’m fucking coding and shaking?

From the discussion of the topic "A magnetic storm on Earth on September 22, 2012 will lead to the end of the world"
The first comment:
XHH: And I told the boss at the beginning of the year that there is no need to carry out a bad plan, no matter what the results of the year will report to anyone.

We hanged an advertisement at our house. Say, do not feed cats and dogs, do not let them in the basements, from them the rats are breeding.
I was naive and thought that rats just disappeared from cats.
And I cried a pen on their announcement: "The main enemy of man is the cockroaches in his head, not the cats at the entrance."
There was no announcement this morning.

Kuznetsov: When I was a child, I was always the first to jump down from the garage, go into the protons of bombs, etc. But now I understand that this is not a leader’s asset, but the asset of the dude :)))

From the discussion of treatment with urine therapy and prayers:

I once accidentally ate an unfresh cake, so I barely gave the end, naturally. A month of treatment, a month of rehabilitation and a strict diet. How they survive, I don’t mind.
Because God helps. Not what you are, heretic blade.

I played yesterday in "The Funny Farm". Children are constantly hurting and disturbing.
The husband:
Don’t go to my mom. If this sheep dies again, we will not have dinner.

I work with foreign students at the university, comes a boy from Ghana, asks to make a Xerox passport, I do, he takes a copy looking at it and so offended: And what am I so black?
I was so surprised, surprised: well, if you were like that...
I am not black! I am a chocolate!! to
And he leaves.

You have a lot of mistakes in the text.
XXX: Philosophical Fools
XXX: The Follower
XXX is B&T!

Comments to the article on the hubre about turniket with facial recognition:

GeckoPelt18: For example, a villain will wear a black mask on his face and bear a cut head in front of him, right?
ANemirovskaya18: I have already answered above: on the dead face the muscles are immediately wrapped, the differences with the living are too many.
GeckoPelt18: I look at you testing was very careful :)

From a discussion on the "Popular Mechanics" news about the tests by Huindai Corporation of one of its cars by a flock of babouins.
Vitalik: Is this a test? We had to sit down four students and tell them not to touch anything.

A: If you tell a girl that your hobby is computer games, you can hear her vagina clogging.

I don’t get bored...I watch the movie...the Duchess...all impressed. I love 18th century movies.

Sergey: and the films of the 18th century are cool -) generally antique cinema rolls =)

I’m more interesting to watch them than they’re shooting now...sex is completely meaningless all...) and the 18th century...history.

Sergey: It’s all right...

xxx: We need you to fold two catalogues. 80 pages and 200 titles.
YYY: Not a question. Rubles and two weeks.
XXX: The catalogues should go out of print after tomorrow.
YYY: Then ##### rubles and 20 grams of coke.

The playlist!! At first I did not notice!) is :
Aria - "The Colosseum"
The Colosseum - "The Pilgrim"
Pilgrim - "Revelation of engines"
Motorhead – "Love Me Forever"

For Catholics, contraception is considered a sin.
But they have churches with benches.

In the car, in addition to the driver, there are 3 other girls 30+.
One (1) of them speaks to a friend (2) by phone:

1) Where are you? We have one boy and three girls here.

2) All three girls?! to

(1) - Unfortunately no longer whole... but only three... ups...

Today was a witness to the work of our brave police:
On the platform of the subway runs a guy with a cage in his hands. After him is a decent man in a suit (evidently the owner of this case). On the platform, law enforcement guards walk in the face of four police officers and a dog.
The guy running past them with the case, apparently assessing the confusion on the faces of the police and trying to help the latter understand the situation, screams on the run, hold the thief, pointing his hand to the side of the pursuit.
What would you think? They arrested him! Man in costume!

But most of all in this situation, for some reason, I regret not the man who lost the case.
Sadly the service dog, the only one who correctly assessed the situation and was already rushed into the pursuit, but stopped by the elder at the rank with a cry of "stay, you are a stupid animal."

Go to the bathroom, please be careful. The cat is sleeping in the bathroom.
Do I need to wash so that I don’t get wet?

The task: make a mark on the map in the form of a cross
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> let it blink again
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> something is blinking somehow
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> it is still worn. I need to wow!
< cross_blink_faster.gif

> no, it is still sleepy. Really need to be faster.
< cross_blink_really_faster.gif

> Pasha, you will hear me. Fuck it fast. Let the eyes break. As a fire alarm. The word ‘amphetamines’ comes to mind. The Apocalypse, Pasha
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c) aphhss