Sam: If you’re such a crazy admin, you know everything.
In all areas. Tell me what temperature is.
the saturated steam in the nuclear reactor RBMK-1000???? to
Family: 284
Sam: I understand that the search runs, but you are a maniac!

XXX is
I want to have sex here.

YYYY
To be...true? This is the first time I hear ?

XXX is
They are funny, and if I were to fly for the last time, I would have already given birth and grown up.

From the browser game Heroes of M&M:

You saw the tracks leading to the camp of the Peasants (25 pieces).It’s hard to guess, they have 67 gold.

Of course, only a fool will not guess that 25 peasants hold exactly 67 gold...

In the gastronomy:
Give a bottle of vodka and a bottle.
What kind of baton do you have? The cut?
No foolishness, smoothness

I rented a room in an apartment with an Azerbaijani family. People are very decent, behave quietly, but the joke is not that. They, in order to disassemble the hole on the balcony decided, I quote "to hire any hole"....

<^koketka^> and what is the name of the 2 part of the man by education?
<^koketka^> and who has one?
<{Goblin}> Do you need a man?and :)
<{Goblin}> I will go
<{Goblin}> :)
<^koketka^> need a movie
<{Goblin}> well and movie

Vladlena (14:59:03 12/09/2008)
We are playing a game!! Describe me in one word (but only one), send it to me, and send this letter to others and you will see how many strange things people will say about you (only be sure to answer).! to

>Sadisto< (15:00:24 12/09/2008)
Toughened Laminated Safety Glass

Vladlena (15:01:19 12/09/2008)
You were Ohuel?

>Sadisto< (15:02:38 12/09/2008)
You send this message to 10 of your friends and in a minute you will lose 10 of your friends. If you don’t send this message within 10 minutes, you’ll have your legs rotten. And then the hands. I can’t go back, I can’t because I don’t want my legs to break down. This is the purest truth. One girl did not believe and died, and her whole family died, and the cat died and the dog too. And I burned her house.

= How is what you do?
and norm. I sit there fucking crazy to eat.
“Dick, go and do what?
Lenin does not allow.

10 minutes later.

Would you still sit hungry? :D
and nona. I almost got an unreal sandwich!
Now go to Hawaii for breakfast.
I just painted it in painting.

goodmAn (11:39:11 11/09/2008)
Pizdzz, in contact to all the messages answered, on the forum in all the topics signed off, in the mail all the spam removed / on all the emails replied, in asskoe no one writes, still sleep march, - and what now to do? Do you work???? to

Here are the words of a wonderful employee. There are almost no signs of interpenetration, as he speaks without them.)))

1st Where I am
2nd I am with him.
Three Threefold Five
4 is I have a daddy.
5 is I have a lot everywhere.
6 is What are you what
7 is The opposite
8 is Once a year every year
9 is I was infected by 2 graduate students (about the fascination of playing Carmagedon 10 years ago)
10 is I sneaked under the table.
11 is Commercial dog (about the icon "@")
12 is Think about the subject.
Thirteen Time to open the nails (on opening the windows from winter)
14 is Shell under the shirt (that is, first he ate once the pelmeni, then the silk under the shirt)
15 is I have eyes on the side.
16 is We drove far and then to the right.
17th There is no Friday this week, Thursday is the extreme day (for the upcoming holidays)
18 is Names changed with documents.
19 is I don’t remember which city, which country, and I don’t remember what.
20 is I change my legs, but I don’t remember which one.
21 is The Spirit Moves
22nd I have included my "pi" (about the "unprinted signs" button in word)
23nd Is it like it is written on the disc? I think one letter is English and the rest is Russian.
24 is While I paint the other side, I have time to paint the other side.

XXX is
I don’t know where to buy a CR license.

JlaHceJloT: Call him
Vampirka: Yeah he doesn’t take :(
JlaHceJloT: Give it better!! to
Vampirka: Fuck, the phone doesn’t take, the pervert...

I love the sardines.
XXXX: In the sense there is +)
Yyy: and in what sense can you still love sardines? ))))))
The xxx:
You can still throw them. A duel on sardines. play in the likeness of the "cities" using instead of a boycott - a baton. They can also lay on the carpet some nasty word, which is impressed to death as the sardines rot. Even on the sandwiches you can write scrolls for exams - if sho - you can drive that you were hungry in the middle of the exam. The contemplation of a sardine in its pure form is harsher than the contemplation of a flame or running water. Sraardelks as a building material - easily tramped into impenetrable walls from damned enemies. You can use sardines instead of expander. pushing a miniature chamber into the sardine - gastroscopy becomes not only a procedure but also breakfast. Similarly, the sardines can be used as brushes for rolling heavy cargo. The theory of the creation of the world from the sardine is not in any way contrary to the religion of the Pastagarians, so you can also not discard this option and dare to worship the sardine as a god. by drawing on the sardines, you can play scenes from your favorite series or movies, or simply use them as dolls for young children. Here is. I just like to eat sandwiches.

As one of my acquaintances, from the DDR, a trainee teacher, a polyglot and a fan of Russian rock, and just a good person, says:

"Kak ja vas zaviduiu: Mozhete tselye sutki delat zakupki ili sidet v internet-kafe, dazhe v polunochi, mozhete skachat vsiakuiu muzykuiz interneta - bez shtrafa, pokupat
piratskie diski - bez shtrafa, chitat bezplatno vsiakie knigi v internete (naplevat na avtorskie prava), mozhete kurit gde khotite - bez shtrafa, mozhete ekhat zaitsem - bez shtrafa, mozhete rugat seksulanykh i natsionalnykh menshinstv - bez shtrafa... rugat nachalstvo (togda navernoe ne srazu uvoliaiut),.... mozhete otkryto skazat, chto vy - patrioty, nikto ne obviniaet v natsistskom myshlenii...

V Rossii mozhesh dazhe vslukh skazat: "U moiei babushki boloe veseloe detstvo" - nikto ne obviniaet v smiagchenii totalitarizma.
U vas mozhnesh vslukh skazat: Ne vse bylo plokho pri kommunistakh" - i (navernoe) nikto ne obviniaet tebia v smiagchenii totalitarizma...."

Coldman: Today on a pair on the information systems in the CC 1.6 killed the prede with a knife... twice.. he said the exam I will not pass it =(((

<gisTy> ppc... I’m kidding off this vkontakte...
<gisTy> hangs video.. click - see... writes - type prohibited by privacy settings, can only watch friends... melt... next to a button - add to my videos...

<[sTpN]BaLIK> who plays in code4?
<Dark__man> [sTpN]
<[sTpN]BaLIK> Dark__man
<Dark__man> [sTpN]BaLIK: I’ll say more, I’m not just playing there... I’m there admin...

The Girl (18:31:44 9/09/2008)
Do you have business?

Mr.Green(18:32:01 9/09/2008)
norm of affairs. I don’t know what else to say.

The Girl (18:32:24 9/09/2008)
As always something smart))

Mr.Green (18:32:45 9/09/2008)
Would you give my breasts a touch? ?

Our economy is like a tiger in a cage: no matter how much you feed, it is hungry, let go.

He will go to a foreign coach.

Nick Blue

I live in my apartment with a puffy catastrophe - an eight month old cat

His name was Vaska. It seems that one of her ancestors had sinned with the dog, because

The animal has dog habits. When fighting Vaska uses only teeth

(Imagine a cat that runs with its teeth in the foot and, standing on the

The legs try to tear away a piece of meat), the protection of the apartment for her is sacred,

The stranger will not remain untouched. But the most interesting thing is that I rarely

I saw that she didn’t pull anything in her teeth. of any object,

The person on the floor is immediately picked up and begins the journey.

Apartment to sit in one of the cats nights.

So here. I wake up in the morning. is bad. We had talks last night. How

When I got home, I remember badly. I have to go to work. Somehow he brought himself

Okay, but I can't find the car keys. Check all the places where

Drunk you can move the keys - from the toothbrush cabinet to the oven

There are no keys. The cats are empty too. As a mother, I run around the apartment.

I call a taxi. The cat is watching the circus, sitting around.

Toilet with filler. When a taxi arrived at my house,

I go up the stairs and, without shutting the door again, I remember that I forgot.

phone, I go back and see the picture: two light movements of the cat

He scratches the filler in the bowl, takes the keys in his teeth, turns out.

He sees me. I didn’t think a cat could look like this in his eyes.

and panic. If you put the keys carefully, it is in the back!!! Washed in the bedroom.

There was no force to argue, I left, but in the evening the cat scratched in full.

and morally. But the next morning I cried to tears when I was dressed.

I was going out. I looked at the cat, and she stumbled at the pot, convulsively.

she dug the whole filler, turned around - in her eyes read clearly:

Look, the master has hidden nothing.