$10,000 was not enough to successfully pass the interview.

No, I didn’t go to the prosecutor’s office or the tax office, not even a cleaner at Gazprom. As my acquaintance psychologist said, “Life is richer!” with that in mind that there are more situations in life than the options we assume in our minds.

So, the call: “Dear Simon, this is the company FranKConsultinG (frank consulting), we found your resume and would like to offer a job manager on customer service, a salary of 50 +%, no searches and cold calls.”
In the interview, I learned that the company is advising people who want to trade on forex. The boys and girls walked through the office in a Wall Street Wolf costume. Under the conditions for initiation, candidates undergo free training for 7 days, then write the test and according to the results of it, a decision is made on admission to work. Training is free, so I agree, especially on an hour a day. Honestly, it was interesting, the more the subject is completely new to me. One day after a compulsory training hour, I was invited to stay for additional training which will take place for existing clients, also free of charge. The training was conducted by a 23-year-old financial consulting genius with fat barrels and a pediatrically illuminated brick.
During the training, the lecturer told and asked questions to the audience, some of which I answered. After the class, I was invited to the guru’s office.
The Guru
You understand a number of terms better than our current customers. I was very impressed.
I am
I’ve met those terms before.
“I see you know the dates when slavery was abolished in the United States and slave law in Russia. From this I can conclude that you are a brilliant acquaintance with world history.”
The Guru
In this regard, I would like to offer you a position not as a customer manager, but as an account manager for our clients. Here there is a significant difference in income, the manager has a salary of 90K + 90K of passive income +%.
Well, and of course, the classic of the genre: "I need to agree this issue with the management!"
The next day, the issue with the leadership was solved in a miraculous way. But there is one nuance! People don’t trust managing their brokerage account, a person who doesn’t trade in forex, so I need to take $10,000 somewhere to open my brokerage account. At that moment I understood that wild A*U*AI. Falomorf, I came to work, and I was offered to get 10K green for a successful employment. I gently sent the guru in the direction of the female reproductive organ and said that I was not ready for such risks and better I would remain a customer manager. To what the guru objected to me that the money then I should not bear him, but should put them on his own brokerage account with any broker I would like and generally pushed a-la speech Tony Robbins about the importance of successful success and the problem of loser failures, while trying to show on his phone his insagram where he is on a yacht with blackjack and prostitutes. Honestly, I haven’t watched Instagram so I don’t know what’s there, but I’m sure that in the best traditions of infocygan.

After the training, there was a simple test of 19 questions that I thought I wrote well, and in the evening I was promised to call to report the results. The next morning I called myself and I was promised to figure out what was going on with my test and call back.
I was not used to thinking badly about people and assuming that there was no job "Customer Manager", but there was just an attempt to heat up the next loophole, and only those men who sleep with other men do so.
Probably, I still wrote the test badly and I just didn’t get upset...

P.S I believe in the honesty of the president and the innocence of the officials, in the care of the banks about the clients, in the mermaids, in the households.

Rosstandart identified a shortage of fuel at every fifth refuelling plant, as a result of the inspection of every fifth refuelling plant.

Based on real events. (The names have been changed)

There are two bosses in the office.

...and I also have Dolbovids working here.

You are what! ? to Show me!

“Mashenka, invite Dolbovidov to me!

For a moment Viktor Arkadievich.

The guy comes in, in the glasses, the face is disturbed by the attention of the management:

Hi Viktor Arkadievich! Called to?

I’m interested in you here. [...]

You hear Dolphin, but what is your name? (They are

- Yes, I myself as a child was very upset about her, one day I approached my father in tears and asked - why is she so funny? He said, “You are a son! She is magical!”

What kind, what kind? (There are some of them!)

- Magical... "If Dolbovidov say out loud, the deep... is immediately visible..."

I had a friend at the academy named Leha. He was a sportsman, all his childhood engaged in wrestling. All his medals and grades are easier to measure in kilograms than in pieces. From his first class, he loved light athletics. He became interested in sprint, playing in city competitions in honor of the university. He ran 100 meters according to the norms of KMS after a year of training. And here he tells such a story. From the first person.

- I come from training, bathed, sleep I am going to lie down. And under the windows, two kinds of margins of orte, rjute, music on phones are listened to without headphones. I climb the window and say, “Hey guys, let’s be quiet! You interfere with sleeping!” And to me the answer is the one who is smaller: “Go on!” I asked him again in a good way, and he started shouting offensive words to me. And the second one, who was healthier, said, “Oh! The Environment! The UGU! “Hey he said!” After a minute, they shouted to me, “Come out, we’re going to shake you!”

Well, I was not in a very good mood, jumped in the shoes, and ran out. I see, the one who is healthier, stood up, headed to me, whispering mashed, kind of fading. And I, without talking to him, turned the "melt" to him, he kissed his mother-earth with a pumpkin and suddenly stinked. I go to the second, the most speaking one. And as he drowned from me, only the heels near my ears glittered. I squeezed at myself, thinking, “Oh, naive winnow, from whom did you think to run?” And followed him.

Then there was a pause in the story, which was clearly delayed.

Well what? Next What? I am asking.

and nothing. I could never catch him.

This is what adrenaline does!

How to extinguish millions of hectares of forest is economically unprofitable. And as the collection of the valley to allow - so the limitations and conditions of the hero breakthrough.

Life is unpredictable and full of surprises, I remembered two such stories, and somehow unite yourself into one. The situations are similar, but the stories are different!
The first was told to me by my father, a teacher with a long experience, when we discussed the peripetics of the teaching profession. “I worked as a teacher of physical education at the Nikonov School, and one day a student of the Institute of Physical Education came to us for practice. He was tall, tight, came to class in a chic sports suit – I never had it. As a practitioner, he had to take several lessons, and he got the theme of "Rise on the rope." The student built the class, told what was needed, and then said, “Look, I show you!” And easily, technically, climbing the rope under the ceiling. And there, the rubber breaks out of his sports trousers, and the trousers hang on his ankle. At this his practice ended, I didn’t even have time to talk to him, I didn’t understand how he disappeared from the gym, and he didn’t show up in our school anymore, he didn’t even come for characteristics.”
The second story was told to me by the lady-inspector GORONO (for millennials - the city department of folk education). We talked about a well-deserved teacher. And this lady says, “You know, I recently went to her for a class in the commission. The woman is, you know, big, but active, always in motion. And here she writes on the board, then, continuing to speak, goes to the class, and at this moment the cowards fall on the floor from under her shirt - the rubber broke. So you can imagine, not for a second, with a smooth voice continuing to uncover the topic, she leaned, raised the cowards, approached the teacher's table and removed them in the box. The fourth grade students didn’t even shuffle, as if they hadn’t noticed! The lesson went perfectly.”
So what is it? Everything in life must be prepared. Well, and, of course, professionalism in the institute will not be taught, it is a matter of profit.

The leader of Moldova Igor Dodon has agreed with Vladimir Putin on a discount on gas.
The Russians could not agree on the gas discount with Putin, so gas again increased by 1.4% from July 1, 2019.

One of my favorite mathematics courses.

The professor rolls on the board of long-lived formulas and something monotonous bumps under his nose.

The audience suspects. that he himself has been confused for a long time and is drawing hooks from the balda.



I: Sorry, can I ask a question?

Q: Yes, please...

I: So tell me, in life, in reality, how can this all be needed? Why teach this? If you need to, give one example.

Q: Here, in a week we will have a check-up, there will be...

Physiotherapy, 1 course Teacher at the first class in the introductory speech:

I greet you, ladies and gentlemen.

Voice from the back:

I don’t give you here...

The Teacher:

I am not losing hope!

It was a trip to the Czech Republic. I rented a car. I went to Karlovy Vary and rested. I go back and already in Prague I cling to the bus and eat, the navigator confidently leads.

Wherever you go, the police. We talked in broken English. I am a police officer.

P. You passed under the sign of traffic prohibited!

I. How to? I was on the bus and didn’t disturb anything.

The buses can come here, you can’t.

Sorry, I didn’t know, can I go?

P is no. There will be a fine.

I. What one?

P. From 500 to 5000 crowns (the crown then ruble 1, 5 was worth).

I understand it (with sadness). Could you 500?

P is possible. Payment immediately.

It turns out that you can negotiate.

I am lying on the couch today, clinging to the phone. The woman takes off her clothes from the dryer and says:

- On Mike's seam broke, stretched in the sides. I’m not that big, I need to throw it out.

I say in the machine:

Leave it for later...

That’s how death looks.

With me in the office is a woman named Nadia.

We have a common phone.

And when I answer a phone call, I often feel like some sort of...savior, hero.

They ask me:

“Grool, is there hope?”

And I answer with confidence, “Yes. There is!”



Sometimes you have to upset people and say, “There is no hope...” but I always add, “It’s coming soon.”

The discomfort and the shame of Spain. A acquaintance told me. From his face:

“I was 9-10 years old. We lived then with our parents in the village, which has already become part of the city - on the outskirts, shorter. I studied in the third class and a new girl came to us from September - such a beautiful, airy girl... She was fascinated with poems, studied for "excellent", in general - a dream! I liked her very much... And here one weekend I stand on the doorstep of our house and see from a distance as she walks along the road. I jump from the doorstep and to the cylinder - type, I'm here "resting", the man is serious, busy. She approaches, looks around me and suddenly asks, “How long does the store work?“He smiles so echoingly... I thought, “I don’t know, I say, probably until six.” She laughed and went on. Interestingly, I think we would really need to find out how far our shop works and jumped in the direction of selpo. I run, the saleswoman: “How long do you work today?” She said to me, “Until five.” Well, and jumping back, anyway, I think that girl will go back by me. Indeed, a couple of hours passes - he is back, already with a girlfriend. Come and run like horses.

“How long does the store work?” She asks again, and she laughs all red.

“I knew until five.” - I proudly declare, and then they just broke... They laughed so that the glasses ringed. “Dumb,” I say, “what are you asking then?” I was offended and went home.

Father was home. “What is upset?” He asks. “All the babies are stupid! I say. “They ask how long the store works, and they’re rushing!”

“But you, my son, would have stuck the width!” This is the shame!! Well I didn’t even think I was so hinting at a piece of cowardice from the width!) And the girl I then avenged... I met her!”

I once had a dog, a taxi. We go with her in the elevator, two Caucasians come in, look down and one says:

Oh sheep sheep, right?

Well, I’m going to kick, tk. Not very inclined to talk to random people. The man is not concerned:

The German, right?

I cried without any thought:

The Caucasus!

And only because, in my view, it is the Caucasian shepherds who are the greatest and fiercest, regardless of the characteristics of my companions.

Here, for the first time, I felt what it meant "the atmosphere was thickened": there was silence, they hanged up somehow, looked around, I got to know WHAT I cried... I was 16 years old, the 90s - no cameras, no concierge, and the general situation of those times allowed to suggest that they could cling to my tongue unchallengedly and very likely.

But here the second, not the one who asked, cleared the situation:

and WAH! What is the question, that is the answer, and he raised his finger up.

When a donkey roars, even a lion and an eagle are afraid.

They went to the sea and lived near Anapa. In the private sector, our budget is quite budgetary.
I went out of the kitchen to cook, but the housewife stopped eating. Large clean room with veranda, garden. In the room, the air conditioner is pre-water, before not even seen such, floor, with a thick tube, all yellow from time to time. But it really cools, in the heat it is good.
To the sea is a normal walk of 20 minutes. My brother and I spent about an hour. What the doctor prescribed. In the literal sense. Brother at me.

Is it that if all the countries of the West agree and at the same time take away their intelligence agents from the Russian government, we will have a government crisis?

I have a friend, an outlawed grammarnazi and a corrector. Because of this, he often makes comments. And here somehow we sit in the dining room with him and our common friend. A girlfriend, a simple girl, tells something vividly and here from her lips breaks down, like a red patch for a bull, the word "suffice." The friend changes in the face and clearly, educatively corrects it:

The Dock.

A friend looks at him and repeats:

and sufficient.

The friend does not retreat and is already louder:

The Dock.

My wife calmly and confidently said:

and sufficient. There is a verification word.

A friend for a moment spared her confidence.

A verified word? Which?

I got!

In the early 2000s, when I was working as a night administrator in a computer club, I knew one San Sanich, with the appearance of an ordinary man (working as a second administrator there), turned out to have a drug addiction past, but tears from the needle.



He told me about the following...



Going down, as with all the calls, was extremely difficult for him. Understanding that a little more and the end of his meaningless, in general, life, he one day, decides to bind with a terrible past. Well, it takes willpower and iron confidence – enough. And a strong fear of an immediate death is also an incentive. But, as they say, it is easy to say, it is difficult to do. Environment, dependence, breakdown... Nothing worked out in the city. It was literally enough for two to four days. In his village lived his grandfather. A mature decision.



Not long thinking, he gathered and went to the village. How the spirit tells his grandfather his problem. Grandpa is in shock. He does not know how to help. He knows Sanya. My grandfather has a small, strong barrel.



In general, the grandfather locks his grandson in the cage for two months - such a deal. He carries food and cigarettes, squeezing into a narrow, like a slaughterhouse, window and hears how Sanya orets and asks to release him, swears he has healed, asks, prays, threatens, matters. In moments of calmness and conscious behavior, it passes through, closing with strong joints, a window with waste of vital activity.



The first few weeks are especially difficult. It feels like you are in hell. Then it becomes easier. Two months later, his grandfather released him and Sanya returned to the city. No gram since then. I tried to change the surroundings, but since I had no place to move, I stayed in the area and, of course, not once or two, I was offered to start again. Only he understands - that managed to get down to him once - is rather an exception to the rule. If you give a slug at least once, that’s all. Sometimes, when there are failures in life, he loses himself in "illusions", but every time he is restrained.



When San Sanich worked with me, he still did not accept (I think) and had, in appearance, a healthy appearance. What happened afterwards, I do not know.

In terms of the delicacy of doctors: sat in line on ultrasound, a man with a son of 16 years of age approached. She went out and out on the whole corridor: “Yes, you came to the scrotum? And your son? You know, I don't do the scrotum very well, it's better to go to Imyarek Imyarekovna, she does the scrotum very well!" The poor boy was red like cancer.