I wanted to buy a flash.
xxx: could not find an option to hang on the keys at an adequate speed.
What is the speed of hanging on the key?

She lived in Beijing for six months. I understood that if someone of my acquaintances changed their hairstyle, or radically upgraded their closet, I would not recognize them.

The village. The summer noon.
The grandmother cries out to the neighbor:
It is paradise!! Do you need grass? I have fresh!! to
The hopeful boys from the bench disappointedly turn back - the grandmother points to the bite of a buryan in the garden. But for a second they hold their eyes on someone else: the grandfather turns away from the grandmother as disappointed.

TonyaBane: I am studying as a lawyer. The body, in which the couples take place, directly adjacent to the department of forensic examination and the hall of farewell to the deceased. Simply put, a crowd of students crawl by the sorrowful every day, and I am one of them. There is a small likelihood of a collision with these same, sorry lords, who have died, during their "movement" from the morrow to the farewell hall. In a few years, they looked enough and more for me the meeting with these subjects ceased to be extraordinary. At the beginning of spring (when the snow is still everywhere, but already begins to melt and unpleasant ice areas are formed) at 8 a.m. I cheerfully and cheerfully melted into pairs. From the doors of the morga slowly two sanitarians with the subject on the bearings, in order to immerse him in the catapark. Without paying much attention to this action, I calmly pass by. Then there is an incredible satanic vaccanaly. The guy, walking a little ahead of me, slides and stretches right under the feet of one of the sanitary workers. The entire unstable structure, along with the sage on the bearings, finds itself on the ground in a few seconds, the deceased from falling the ropes on his arms and legs are torn, three of them live on the ice. Honestly, I grew up with punks, practiced at the local ROVD, my uncle was a loader, but I heard of such nuclear mother structures for the first time.

XXX: How many problems in the plane, it turns out :-)
Yyy: If this is a problem for you, fly the RJD.

This is:

The gentlemen are not extinct, as the chickens now complain. People are tired of ungrateful people.

Probably the gentleman signed up.

The rush of cyclists at the transition.
Earlier in the law this was unambiguously prescribed, since this year amendments have been made and (I can be mistaken, I read in the spring) this item has also become unambiguous. So let’s turn the head:
1) if there are people on the crossing besides you, including on the other side of the road - you are an obstacle to their movement - you should not argue and rely on your skill of driving, pedestrians you are interfering - which means by law you are obliged to rush.
2) if the pedestrian is empty, then the car will not have time to react to your unexpected appearance, and you will not be able to jump away from the impact, as a pedestrian can.

Moving by bicycle on the roads remember the simple thing - the car driver scratches the car, you can not collect. The main rule is to be visible and predictable. Well, unless there is a purpose to suspect on the side.

Congratulations to the cyclist.

xxx: Home Internet is so often not working that my three-year-old now calls any unworking thing "Internet" :(

This doctor is everywhere!
Who is?
and Doctor.
Dr. Who is Who?

Comments on Torrent:
Where is Crack? I either buy a license or I buy a license.

From a corporate chat between two sitadmines.
C1: IT only search for helpdesk operators
Up to 30k
may be combined)
C2 and C2)
Q1: It will be interesting.
2nd: Ahaha
Pity your brain.
C1: call me, do I have an application? then call the helpdesk, call the helpdesk - I remove the phone again, say, what is your problem?)

The state where prices are rising is not the state, it is the market.

For a long time, I promised to buy a new game called Monopoly. Dad said, Dad did a long time, as a result of the game bought mom and threw them as a gift. Happy children run to kiss dad, dad acid, but honestly kicks on mom, here - kiss her all. And here, at the height of the manifestation of gratitude, the younger (8 years) hangs for a fraction of a second, looks at me and says thoughtfully: "... but it means that Daddy has left unspent money!"

Once the Ukrainian militias were simple men with hunting guns. They were sent against them, and they were brought against them. There were tanks, there were tanks. Then the planes. The U.S. has introduced ships into the Black Sea. In vain they are.

by Photographer
In the case of 15216
They borrowed the girlfriends of the brides dressed as if they had just come to the wedding from the road shift. I understand that she had 20 clients tonight, at least turn around to smile. In the photo, it turns out that the bride took her money client.

After watching the results of the football team matches.
Is the Czechoslovak leader still a Czech?
The Czechs have a goalkeeper, even if not a Czech.

I got a honeymoon. I ordered 5 liters.
P.S A liter has already drank, and went to bed (in case the legs refuse).

I add :

Yesterday from 24:00 to 06:00 an unknown person or persons penetrated the protected territory and abducted a guard dog named "Black".
The funny thing is that the dog was white!

Generally very logical. My neighbors, for example, have a Cat Sphinx (nude) named Pushok. And what else?! to

I still don’t understand, but here are those who shout ‘fascism will not pass’... ask for a wide door to open!? to

XXX: It’s a great idea to leave a child in the same house with his scissors.

YYY: Yes, you have to take all the sharp, cutting and cutting objects with you to work, fucking!

XXX: We need to remove them.

Yyy: You won’t believe it, but these little tricks will go anywhere.

zzz: Stick the scotch to the ceiling, and when it slips off, all the knives will fall to the floor, straight on the child, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh