- "Paccansky" with you will be "understood" only when this allows the winner to come out offering these same "assembly". All "concepts" are exactly how they work, that is why they were invented. Appeal to the police - "west" of course. But if this is the "Patsan" statement, "right", it is no longer a terrible thing, like how? and :)
- Op, I am going to take this "Paccan statement" directly into the lexicon. If there will be a time to hold, say, "the west fell on the men to knock" and I will answer, that this is not a simple statement, but a correct, patansky, existing specifically for such cases)

About "Is there a life after marriage" Trololo stumbled on one interesting moment: immediately after the wedding (read: stamping the passport) a passionate and relaxed girl turned into a barley. Unspoiled Yes, this is not the case - either the girl from the very beginning in the bed is pressed (but this in the vast majority of cases can be corrected) and simply can not depict the African passion for a long time, or the guy gives his fantasies for reality.

From the story of life after marriage, just kill yourself. If for you, after the size of 44 clothes, all of them are jirds, I am ashamed to be with them on the same planet.

Don’t worry, this is an outdated troll. He is no longer treated and has become chronic.

Asmodey Velsevulovich> Cook believes that sex should happen through a non-standard connector, and this affects iPhones.

National Bank of Ukraine: "The dollar threatens to rise to 30 hryvnia".
The dollar is threatening! This is how you have to learn, learn!

Taxi on the way to the airport:
by Pas.Bad weather... the main thing is to fly away... and not to delay...
The water.It’s not scary to take off.
by Pas.I do not want to postpone the flight.

In the ninth class came a new one. Special school of prison type. He participated in the removal of the lark, but the type only stood on the strait, so he was punished the mildest of all. Teachers all the time conducted educational work with us on the subject that Vova is an unfortunate man with a difficult fate, and we all ought to... Yes, just to the grave of life he ought to, fucking! From this attitude, Borges. If at first he maximally pulled the little things out of his pockets, then by the second quarter he began to openly take out any other thing that he liked, and any attempts to figure it out stumbled on the pedagogical "what, thing more regrettable than a man?!", "You will break his fate!" and other nonsense masking the unwillingness to take action. And only after he entered the bag to the chemistry, he was literally cleaned somewhere in a week. Well, because to educate humanity in others is one thing, and your shirt is closer to the body!

News - today seven people attacked an invoicing car on Vishnevaya street and then fled on the "Žigule". In the city announced a plan "Interception".
The simple things learned to do...
xxx: Hide everywhere at "Giggles"? The thief crushed the night.

Another comparison of Apple and Android approaches (GeekTimes):

N1ntend0: We have been raised from early childhood on the principle: here is the basement, there are potatoes, salt and salad. If you want to drink tea, you go down to the basement and choose a steak. If you want to cook dinner, you go down to the basement and get potatoes with sals. Apple offers the approach when your potatoes are already in the kitchen next to the pot in which you will cook it, and the strawberries appear only when the boiler has boiled. Yes, it’s new, and we’re afraid of the new – that’s normal. But you can get used to it and learn to take advantage of it.
An analogy: I want a snack, but I don’t want it with tea, I want to eat it right out of the bowl, with a piece of cheese. Is it little. To do this, I need to put a cupboard. What... WTF?

The good man who advised here the book "The False Blindness" of Watts is a great rescue for you! Thank you because I am autistic. And this book, in general, is especially cool for me. This alienation is an indestructible barrier between you, the alien and your entire tribe – it is not always ugly.

Accidentally, I saw a girl in VK sadly philosophical post about the fact that two of her exs have come together. And that when “two of your ex meet up, you feel like some sort of sex substitute or trainer for the time until he has found his love.”

A lot of likes and sympathetic comments.

And I honestly hope that one of the “former” was a girl. Because IMHO is better to know that you have had a same-sex experience than to realize that you have caused two normal men to change their orientation!

Your three children behave so well. What is the secret?

There were four before!

Per a cinologist is still better called a companion, not a dog's partner. But no, I’m not in their personal life. :)

You have already tried!! Not only is it that "trahnout", "blue" and similar words are no longer perceived in another, initial meaning, so now and this!

In general, long-playing franchises with vampires are hard to shoot (they should not get old) and actors are not immortal)

I would have ordered "latte" and "express" all my life if the coffee shop had actually been illuminated by the glow of the burning barista ass.

The hammer suddenly came out of the cage in the middle of the day. The youngest daughter:
Hey, my cat, your TV is on!

I’m afraid to ask what the word "earn" means.
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This is "to hit" The expression "currently jeblo" has not been heard?

Let me quote Sergey Dovlatov.

Allow me to reproduce a not entirely censored record from my army notebook.

They sent a sergeant from Moscow to us. A very intelligent young man, the son of a writer.
Wishing to appear to be a stubborn coward, he endlessly matted.

He cried out to a rabbit:

Are you fucking?! to

(This is exactly how I put the emphasis.)

Zek reacted thoroughly:

“Citizen, you are wrong. You can say, fuck, fuck and fuck.
And fucking - such a word in Russian literary language, sorry, not.

He was given a Russian language lesson".

I buy a car. According to Announcement. I went down, saw - "Audi", 2014, the salon, tyres - in good condition, on the counter - 122 450 km. Liked it. Send the papers and then go to the bank. We’re driving the same Audi. From nothing to do I open a mess, and there, on the side, a sticker from the service: "Last oil replacement: 342 780 km"...

I went to the public toilet if necessary. And you know, there are such establishments where toilet paper is issued on demand. So here, I approach the Pissuaire and I hear a voice from the cabin towards the cashier:

Woman, can you come in?

(Doubt in the voice) MMM what happened?

I decided to write, but the ass decided differently.

Civilization reached Yakutia, and the natives began to massively give off skins of Pokémon.