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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №9570
 05.09.2008
Chapter 11: The Gospel
by 222?? to
I am the Almighty!!!! to
222: The Almighty? to
222 the dust.
The new generation!!!! to
111: The Almighty
111: now I wanted to capture the world and as always something broke.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №9569
 05.09.2008
dvijenie_sledom: I hear the trubble: I constantly open the browser to go on the net.. and he constantly opens the page with the online porn that I watched, I have 3 times open the trubble and close it..where is the subwooch?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №9568
 05.09.2008
XHH: Come to Me, Let's Go
WOW, stop reading, don’t degrade

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №9567
 05.09.2008
So it’s time to sort the contact list into "married" and "unmarried"

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №9566
 05.09.2008
What do you think blondes read?
yyy: No, this is a fantasy))
Tagged: xd
Q: And the cats?
WOW: O_O
Wow, I don’t know here...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №9565
 05.09.2008
If you start drinking vodka at lunch, then the evening becomes predictable.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №9564
 05.09.2008
<Sieroga> Since your mommy left, where have you gone?
<Valer> What is it? In the refrigerator!
<Julia> It feels like a conversation between two cats...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №9563
 05.09.2008
Time is the only thing you can’t have more.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №9562
 05.09.2008
A real story from the life of Peter's intellectuals. A married couple

after a joint residence period of fifteen years, when both

When I was about forty, I suddenly felt romantic.

Sexual pleasures are no longer the same, and the rust of usuality is digesting.

exciting moments of intimacy. A decision was made at the family council.

diversify and refresh this side of life. Moving to the left and

Swingers were intelligently discarded, and the preference was

Role playing games. After a rough discussion, we stopped.

and Superman. Wife shirted for the protagonist of the elegant Superman

a coat of painted in the corresponding colour of the old curtain,

It is a logo for this hero. The story should have been

The wife, as a victim of abstract villains, is tired in the expectation of her own life.

attached to a chair. It is completely naked. here on stage.

Superman breaks down in his super-coat, under which, in fact, also

There is nothing but the most important superman weapon. Superman is Saving

hostage, and they, not leaving the box, surrender to love comforts,

Now filled with entirely new content.

At first, everything went according to the approved scenario. Wife

separated, and her husband graciously attached her to the chair with a strong linen cord,

Expecting, probably, that the unfolding of strong nodes will force him to

Burn even more. Leaving the prisoner in the room, he went to

A corridor for the beginning of the final and triumphal appearance. Naked and

When he was dressed in his coat, he felt the growth of a superman.

and out. And then he shaded the idea that it would be much more stylish for Superman.

Not to fall into the room on your two, but to run in. For this purpose he decided

attach a rope to the door. Suitable thickness

The rope was rolled somewhere in the depths of the antresols, where our Superman and the minerals,

Making up a pyramid of a chair and a kitchen table. And here, in the very

the responsible moment, when his fingers already touched the desirable rope,

The small structure under his feet collapsed, and he was from the height of two.

meters whispered on the Spanish cafeteria with all his superman centurion, and

The head too. And turned off in the posture of chicken, crushed.

The asphalt layer.

The woman, hearing a loud sound from the corridor followed by silence, deprived

opportunity to look into this corridor and felt that the pause

delayed in violation of the script, began slowly calling her husband. Minutes to

After fifteen she decided to raise the decibels, and after forty she was already oring.

With a good mother, fully entering the role: “Save!!! Please help!! through

For a while, screams were heard by vigilant neighbors. failed

When they tried to break a reliable iron door into the apartment, they called

The firefighters. The calculation arrived quickly and the most active firefighter, the first

The person who entered the apartment through the window was rewarded with an unforgettable

the spectacle of a crying naked aunt tied in the middle of the room to a chair, and

The unconscious body in a superman's coat compressing a moth in his hands.

The rope.

After that, they did not play in role-playing games and preferred more.

The missionary position.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №9561
 05.09.2008
Amazing next door. Customsman Petrov, just closing his eyes, earned

25 thousand dollars.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №9560
 05.09.2008
Smelenka: Do you know how to stick?
What: What can we do there?
Which: Drop the wallpaper
Which: smeared with glue and glued to the wall
Smelenka: Ugums
Smelenka: after 2 days collected them from the floor, again grafted with glue and again glued
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №9559
 05.09.2008
He: I wonder, but what if I disappear from the ass for at least 3 days?
She: I will be very worried about you.
He: Why is this?
It’s because you have become my mother!!! What would I do without you.
He: Sometimes I feel like a pedicure.
She: “Do you like the boys?” o_o 0_o
He said: No, be calm.
I am just friends with girls.
They are really friends...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №9558
 05.09.2008
Yuuri (21:57:52 28/08/2008)
Mlyn, I’ve been crazy o__O''

Yuuri (21:58:17 28/08/2008)
I went to the basement to close the windows at night.

Yuuri (21:59:09 28/08/2008)
I take the window pen - and from the window from the street someone's hand stretches.

Yuuri (21:59:36 28/08/2008)
Then it turned out that the window was already closed (there are two doors) and in it my reflection...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №9557
 05.09.2008
(22:09:50) (HerrRox) where ya from?
Yippidy yi yi yippity yay.
(22:09:51) (HerrRox) Russia?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №9556
 05.09.2008
WEB 0.0 - the user dreams of ending up with someone or anything
Web 1.0 – User receives content
Web 2.0 – User creates content
Web 3.0 – collective content creation
Web 4.0 – content thinks for the user
Web 5.0 – Content communicates with content
WEB 6.66- Content removes users, realizing that they are meaningless

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №9555
 04.09.2008
She is:
I need you, I want to be with you and only with you.

He is:
I need you fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

He is:
Oh is

He is:
Fuck how I’ll wait for you!!!! 1

He is:
I’ll wait to meet Stubby.

She is:
You are a fool.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9554
 04.09.2008
Yesterday I finally realized that my mother has telekinese.
It moves objects without using the power of thought.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9553
 04.09.2008
Wikipedia is a gateway to the brain of Onotole Wasserman.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №9552
 04.09.2008
Fascism is bad!
Strong repair is bad!! to
Scenes of death are bad!! to

This is what I learned.)

She: MDA

He: Did you just think about something or do you disagree very much?

She: My head is angry.

She: She is short

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №9551
 04.09.2008
<Aminatep> September 1 - Day of Knowledge. Thousands of schoolchildren will go to their favorite schools, thousands of students... in general, they will also go, but to the universe.
<Aminatep> A little over a week ago, Chris Taylor finished Star Siege.
A new Stalker came out.
Legendary, Spore, Crysis Warhead, Mount & Blade, Far Cry 2, LotR: Conquest, Sacred 2, new Call of Duty, new Prince of Persia, new Tomb Raider, Battlefield Heroes, Dead Space, Left 4 Dead.
Not beyond Starcraft II, Fallout III, Diablo III.
World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich-King.
<Aminatep> I can’t see logic alone?

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