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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №86706
 08.09.2013
XXX: Today I took the teaching. And the whole group treated him differently.
YYY :?? to
xxx: He looked at the cursor of one of us, breathed hard and said: "I will die from Facebook spamming";

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №86705
 08.09.2013
You realize that autumn has come when you start spending more time in the bathroom.
YYY: Because you start eating strawberries? XD is
xxx: no, because there, unlike the apartment, there is a hot heating. >_<

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №86704
 08.09.2013
The lecture. The windows opened. A wedding courtyard passes through the window, and as usual, the machines bicycle. This harmonious ball of sirens silences the voice of the lecturer. As a result, the audience laughs.
This sound seems to make many happy.
Voice from the audience (1): Or jealousy.
The voice from the audience (2): or sorrow.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №86703
 08.09.2013
Listen, don’t throw me any more spots on Skype while at work, okay?
YYY: And what happened?
xxx: Yes boss, fool, gave us all the Remote Vision Express
YYY: What is it?
XXX: Monitoring of subordinates
Will he see what you called him a fool?
XXX is fucking.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №86702
 08.09.2013
Game Lord of the Rings Online:

Ketsalkoatl: Kurunul... who? This is why you are trying to break your tongue!!! to
[Community] Kurunoldoryan: Have you seen it?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №86701
 08.09.2013
It sounds scary, but we have completely stopped shaking in memory.
___________________________________________________________________
You, baby, are speaking for yourself. and ;)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №86700
 08.09.2013
Do you play guitar at 2 p.m.?

Yyy: Well, I didn’t do it so often, because after one occasion I felt sorry for them. They called the local driver, who was driving for about an hour, without waiting for him, they decided to beat me with their music, well, and in the end, when they knocked on me, I said, "Nothing like this, they were making a noise here." You are not lucky :D

Zzzz: Ahhh, that was you!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №86699
 08.09.2013
The Anti-Piracy Law:
The fight against piracy in our country is when people who download free music and movies want to jail other people who pump free oil and gas.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №86698
 08.09.2013
In my theory, that the human body decomposes, and then is absorbed by the roots of plants and turns into beautiful flowers is more interesting.
Per it is a rebirth.

It is biology.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №86697
 08.09.2013
Sometimes you look at the night sky and see a bright scenery.
"ah, the star has fallen!" - say romantic subtle natures.
" and The tank with the shit with the ISS was thrown down..." - do you think

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №86696
 08.09.2013
Q: What type of model do you have?
and Frankenstein. Two of the dead were recovered.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №86695
 08.09.2013
X: I left for a moment, left the laptop on the couch, my girlfriend was sitting next to me.
I go back unnoticed, the girl ticks the plug in the headset hole and whisper "beware of the laptop, now I rape you" after which a whispering chilling voice says "oh no, but not the plug from the headphones, not", "uhahhaha, as it is necessary, now you will learn how to remove the music from the contact". My jaw hanged off, she noticed me quickly put a laptop and pretended as if she was doing nothing, singing a song whatever it was.

[ + 15 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86694
 08.09.2013
My cat reminds me of our opposition. He sincerely believes that from the fact that he is not in the pot, but next to it, something will change. He knows that nothing will change from a single action, but he will surely catch the puzzles, or it will take half a day, but he can do nothing with himself - his consecrated nature requires the fulfillment of his civil duty, because who, if not he.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №86693
 08.09.2013
A familiar, happy mother of six-year-olds told: "Miniature from the lives of twins: to decide who of them opens the oven (burning cookies), decided to play in the "Stone-blade-paper" - 12 times showed the same figures!!! It was a lot of fun."

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №86692
 08.09.2013
About the training.
Every week I learn what I don’t know yet. Thus, the quantity of what I do not know is constantly increasing and greatly exceeds in quantity and, most importantly, in quality what I already know.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №86691
 08.09.2013

Wife: Clive, Clive Today is cleaning!! to
I: Oh God...
Who I married...
________
Chandler, hold on to it!! to

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86690
 08.09.2013
Okay, maybe someone will suggest a good fantastic movie with a good soundtrack.

"Star Wars of the Year"!

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №86689
 07.09.2013
I just went out to smoke. A small schoolgirl passes by with a backpack and clothes. At every step he makes a whispering sound, with a umbrella in his hands. He holds him with a shotgun and targets passing cars. The Terminator 5 ?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №86688
 07.09.2013
XXX is
"Your version of Firefox is outdated!", a magical pop-up window tells me. I tick and close the Opera tab.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №86687
 07.09.2013
XXX: The best view of this city is if you are in a fucking standstill.

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