4 course, the first pair of chemistry. Students surrounded the teaching table with samples of different substances, consider, comment. They laughed at the cocks, and then someone noticed...

Wasn’t that Vaseline?

The teacher replied indiscriminately:

This is Vaseline. Special for the session.

It was a few years ago when I went to clubs quite often and, overall, I liked it.

On the dance field I met a girl and after a while she decided to introduce me to her friends. I sat down at their table, and she left me with her friends for a moment. One girl from their company was very active in communication, she began to talk about her hobbies and preferences. She told me without silence, I had almost nothing to say and ask. But she refused to talk about their place of study, motivating it by the fact that after the guys learn about it, they disappear – they are afraid and leave. After a while, she decided to say it, but on the condition that I didn’t leave. The place of their studies was the University of the IMD. I laughed and decided, as soon as possible, to tactically leave their company. And all because of the fact that she smelled terribly from her mouth, so much that talking to her I only thought about how to get off faster and not see all their company.

And their place of study, as she thought, had nothing to do with it.

Legends about the circle, myths about the square and legends about the triangle – on our channel a cycle of shows about geometry for real boys

I need to buy a cloth for this dress.
Me too
Why about you?
- Klatch - in English "capping"

Congregatio is looking for a toy "sushi cat", nowhere

Lizardian: Maybe they are no longer. In one store it is written out of stock, and the store of the company that produced the game about the cat, "Closed for maintenance".
This is not a Pokémon, but rather a local character.

Congregatio: Figovo :(((( The husband just found a chic offer - a batch of half a million cats with self-driving from the Shanghai port...

lioppa_begemoth: Half a million... (enchanted) So I want to quote: "Give me two!")))

master_swift: "Your order is accepted!" :-D
A little more progress, and with the words you will have to be very careful! and ;)

Maky: Well, I’m saying, there’s no point explaining about adblock to the debtors, who every night in the ears on TV with advertising every 20 minutes.

The Photographer:
>> I also ate your stomach

Yes, it is your fault. Because you chose the perspective and the lighting. You worked the frame. And choose a frame in which full-fledged people look not like in a passport, but very even profitable - you can. Checked dozens of times. Choose a frame in which a spike-shaped fan of diets will look more terrifying than a nuclear war - too. Also checked too. So, dear poet-photographer, sew your hands to the top of the body and exercise.

to eat! Now I know who is that scuttle who forever drove my bag with sharp edges and straps in the subway under my ribs! One time even the blue pressed (press. Hour of pic. In the car to breathe hard, and she is not even able to wear normal pants to get to the office. The mountains of hell!

I always thought that they are blondes who do not understand that in the area of the legs even a backpack with a tent and a boat can be placed quietly. and these cows trembled for their 10 den, and the sho most ugly-because of the inconvenience of the people around them

And why does everyone formulate the law of reflection as “the angle of falling is equal to the angle of reflection”? After all, the physical meaning is that just the angle of reflection is equal to the angle of fall.

In mathematics and physics, only in programming is the assignment of a quantity.

Did you jump with a parachute? I am more than 10 times. It is not terrible at all, and the blow to the ground is not strong at all. The main thing is to keep your feet together. In general, the most terrifying thing I’ve seen is 0.5 white before the pilots take off.

A quiet night in Necropolis, but the Grail is better to hide.

Rum was part of the daily diet of British Royal Navy sailors until the abolition of this rule on July 31, 1970.

The xxx:
When you said you wanted to play sports, I didn’t think you meant RITTER SPORT.

She: You can’t even imagine what I’ve been doing this morning.)
He: Well yes, I find it hard to imagine.
She: Tennis with friends discussed an urgent issue. There is such a belief - if you throw red trousers on the luster, then... here the opinions are divided. There are two options: 1. money will flow through the river. 2nd A man will appear in his personal life. And the more original the way to throw them, the better the result. I have not come to one opinion as to what the outcome will be. We will have to find out experientially. So this morning from half an hour tried to throw the red strings from the foot on the luster))
now even if there is no result - let everyone think that I have a turbulent personal life))
He is 😉

In Russia developed a planned air bomb "Drel"

WOW: I even know where exactly they developed – we, in the neighboring apartment... worked all August...

Yes, here in every house, czuco by cb

The Russian football team with a fantastic count defeated the footballers of Ghana.
Record of 2016!

The match was 1:0 in favor of Russia.! to

My child is playing toys. Here two rabbits dug out the north and began to live there together.
I’m sure they’ll have children soon.
The child looks at me and says:
“You know, Mom, they can’t have children, they haven’t been married yet!
The kids are right in their heads.

We operate in the darkness to serve the light.

We are lamps.

At work, an employee - a lady of retirement age - tells how she went to the sanatorium:

With excitement: There was no time to rest. In the morning they ran for procedures, in the afternoon - a pool and therapeutic water, in the evening - dances.

Dream: In fact, girls, you should all go there. There are so many free men!!...

Pause

Remember, everyone is treated for impotence.

Go ahead "March by step!"

No, boy, I’ll wait until you completely stop and then I’ll start the transition. I also don’t want to guess your intentions and jump back sharply because you still decided to go. And I also have problems with vision and with the onset of darkness I can only see dirty headlights and the fact that they are moving, to estimate the distance and speed I cannot.
He sits in a warm car and is upset that pedestrians on the street are wasting his time!