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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №112310
 19.04.2015
-In the evening more cautiously from the park fly out there police again "interception plan"
Are you catching the cocktail again?
Not picked up until receipt.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №112309
 19.04.2015

It is a tail. I do not believe in the woods. I believe in my leash. It was the sheath that killed and saved entire forests. And when somebody tells me, “Fear a woodcut with a tail in your hand,” I sincerely want to answer, “Fear my blade that is carried over you.”

What am I for? You and your rifle are just a tool in God’s hands and nothing more.

and...
Yes, fascists with concentration camps, and chikatiles with knives are just instruments in the hands of God, and nothing more. Of course, it can be answered that with another instrument in the other hand, God has punished the fascist tools and the chitill tools, but then there arises an even more interesting theological question: why does God engage in onanism?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №112308
 19.04.2015
All, came: instead of sadness I read the liver
WOW: the liver is delicious)))) omnomnom)))))
XHH: I agree, the liver is very delicious.
zzz: in the chat, where a bunch of doctors, such conversations about the liver are somewhat stressful))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №112307
 19.04.2015
Vladimir Vladimirovich, how can you retire?
What are you seeing happening in the United States?
– A...
What is the mess in Kiev?
But...
The next question.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №112306
 19.04.2015
YYU: In a distant galaxy on the Wolf Claw planet, meat trees grow, which in summer are irrigated with milk rains, and in winter are covered with cream snow. The inhabitants of the planet are actively using the internet - they post their catographs on the facebook, read the mushorg, and watch murphilms in the evenings. At night there are zoos.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112305
 19.04.2015
No, guys, even a spoon in the usb and how all the same place in the touch panels ticked, was more fun to read than about bees and religion.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №112304
 19.04.2015
I will call first, even after a tough quarrel. I am a man. I am stronger. Collector of Bank

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №112303
 19.04.2015
Thank you guys for everything you have written here. Now I know that in addition to the fact that 95% of the population are idiots, a significant part of them are warrior Christians/atheists, and about half are perverse.
And now I have a dilemma, can you consider a civilized society where one in three looks at your children with desire, and every second is willing to fill you with a mouth because your views about God and evolution are slightly different from his?
Now I may even respect gay people — they, against the backdrop of all this, no longer seem to me such a strong deviation.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112302
 19.04.2015
Why do people who survived the restructuring do not receive compensation from the Gorbachev Fund?

by KONDEXIII

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №112301
 19.04.2015
We celebrated a friend’s birthday in the city. He was given a radio-controlled helicopter. With a video camera.
He launched it, the helicopter crashed sharply into the sky and disappeared somewhere. Search the whole company. They walked around the village, listened, determined by the sound the area on which he fell. And even in the click of the fence was seen - lying in the grass upstairs with thorns and whistles. They knocked on the door, there was no one at home.
Here, to the noise of the neighboring house comes out an old lady - God's man. They explained her the situation. Oh and happiness! It turned out that she had the keys to the cottage, but she had to call the housewife. I got a cell phone and I called:
- Olga Nikolaevna, this is Maria Ivanovna, your neighbor in the country. This is the case. A helicopter crashed into your area. Your home is your purpose. The helicopter? No, it did not explode. and does not burn. Should I open the cockroach?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №112300
 19.04.2015
Vladimir Vladimirovich, how can you retire?
What are you seeing happening in the United States?
– A...
What is the mess in Kiev?
But...
The next question.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №112299
 19.04.2015
The commenters:
This
___
here here :

YYU: For Miss Universe, 42 is not an age.
— — —
is correct. This is the year of birth.
___
This is the year of the contest.
and ++++
Subtle humor is not about you.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №112298
 19.04.2015
Announcement
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Type of product: Telephone
I found it on the balcony in a shoe box a week ago and couldn’t believe my eyes. All in the dust, embroiled in the wires, he did not give signs of life. And I thought he was gone long ago, as cats leave before dying. But my brother was very faithful and calmly waited for his hour. I immediately released him and poured some food into a bowl. What was my surprise when he started blinking at me with one eye and then opened both and shrugged his tail, showing that despite years of waiting, he was still in shape. To my deepest regret, I never found where it could be useful to me. Hopefully there will be nice people who will take care of the animal. I give gift.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112297
 19.04.2015


HHH
There is a chromium axis, and there is a chromium axis.

WOWU
What is different?

HHH
Chromium OS is the open source project, used primarily by developers, with code that is available for anyone to checkout, modify, and build.
Google Chrome OS is the Google product that OEMs ship on Chromebooks for general consumer use.

WOWU
The smart milk.

HHH
CHO?

WOWU
I could write in Russian.

HHH
chromium axis from ze open surs prodrug, yuzed primarily bay developers
visa code zet from eweyleable for enivan to čekut, modify, end building

WOWU
The ridiculous monster

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112296
 19.04.2015
No, well, I am not a knight, but why do I know that the knights do not put on the pick, but drop it, and the one who has translated this book does not.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №112295
 19.04.2015
from Kolosovskiys:

Yesterday he made a comment to some young man on the “Porsche” about the excess speed in the pedestrian zone, he began to hammer, then stumbled his fists to move, because he aroused the polite tone and the intellectual coat of my companion - the incident ended expected. Here I insulted the man that he should be more careful to defend himself, more gentle.
And yesterday before the court, I myself struck the guard of the parking lot, who spoke to me in a ham tone - because I was all nervous. A miracle happened.
In the evening, I discuss the situation with the old comrade - that is, yesterday you were scorned, and today I almost sinned, and he told me:
“Yes, I also thought – now in the universe are going to be the most complex processes, our civilization is experiencing some turning point.
Are there video cameras everywhere?
Well, that was what I wanted to say...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №112294
 19.04.2015
and Ogion:
1st The denial,
2nd and anger,
Three The Tender,
4 is and depression,
5 is the acceptance.

by Sergei Sergeev:
and where
6 is ???? ? to
7 is Profit

by Leonid Tarkin:
A great review of any new game by Ubisoft.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112293
 19.04.2015
Typical Crossfit Training:
"It is impossible!" said The Reason
"This is an absurdity!!" - noticed by Experience
"It is useless!" - cut the Pride
"What are we doing? You have 5 minutes and 2 rounds. Work!" - He struck his socks in the side of the Coach.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112292
 19.04.2015
...the pilot in the plane Kaczynski at the last moment about the "Curvy mother" oral, and not "Our Father" read...
==== is
At the edge of death, they remember about the genitals, immoral behavior and close relatives. This proves that absolutely everything (!!!) In the soul are followers of the Fallic cult and the cult of ancestors... Why then hypocrites, Christians and atheists?

[ + 17 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112291
 19.04.2015
Have you ever dreamed that you were in a crowded place without cowards?
YYU : No. I am a Muslim.
xxx: Well yes, for you, the nightmare is to be in a crowded place without the shaikh belt.

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