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[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №47812
 22.05.2011
My girlfriend has three toilets in her apartment.! to
YYY: to argue.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №47811
 22.05.2011
The female logic

He: Are you really stupid?
She: Are you smart?? to
He is: Yes
She says: I am not!! to

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №47810
 22.05.2011
Neighbor in the room, Sisadmin, after a long search, bought himself... The Tammy (! ) Now the 2nd day I wake up from the chickens of malignant huth and scream "putty! How to feed this animal?and "

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №47809
 22.05.2011
We sit with the boss, his wife, colleagues and wives in the bathroom. We decided to celebrate the day of the founding of the company.
We’re playing, we’re playing, we’re playing twister.
And then at some point he knocked on the door and shouted the administrator:
Young people, you have 10 minutes left. Be in a hurry.
Something made me cuddle.
- Just like in that barrel when we went to celebrate February 23, Yes men...
The faces of husbands and wives changed dramatically.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №47808
 22.05.2011
I happened to be on a women’s forum.
Monthly I have 5-6 days, and this time the blood has been going for a month.
This is a quarterly...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №47807
 22.05.2011
The conversation with a representative of a certain company, maybe and home.sru, I do not remember, but laughed for a long time. I was on the tech floor, when I was caught down, I thought like I live here:
Do you have internet?
There is
Do you want to join us? Blah Blah Blah
No, I am tired of my inets. Change to change?
We are better, there is...
Do you have a wife or a husband?
There is, and what?
Does he have a car or an apartment?
Why to you?
Meanwhile no. Why do you need your MCH, go with me. I have an apartment, I have a Mercedes, and I have a longer whistle.

The Stupor. It did not reach her.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №47806
 22.05.2011
All decent girls ask boys not to complain about the mat, but when they burn themselves, then "blat, fucking bowl, manicure pudding" (c)

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №47805
 22.05.2011
and explanatory.

I was late for the first couple, because in the morning I dreamed that I passed the session early. This resulted in a series of powerful uncontrollable orgasms. Please enter the position.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №47804
 22.05.2011
All people have such banal dreams - a cell phone, a car, an apartment, money, a girl. And I have all my life dreamed of an installation program that will detect the d:\games folder and offer to install the games there :(

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №47803
 22.05.2011
XHH: Here, Kotte helps me with bilateral printing: he sits on the printer and watches closely when the paper comes out. As she turns out – he pushes her foot so further and she falls straight into an additional paper supply pot! A couple of papers fell by, but he’s not my professional yet

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №47802
 22.05.2011
Googled by:
What painting did you have on the closet in the kindergarten?
2: The Cherry
3: The Cat
I didn’t go to kindergarten. I went to work with my mother. In the brewery...

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №47801
 22.05.2011
xxx: Fuck, I’m most angry when my brother downloads a BDRip anthology weighing 80 GB because he can’t tolerate poor quality, and then folds the movie into a small window in the corner of the screen and jerk something on the internet. The idiot.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №47800
 22.05.2011
Blonde, what can I do?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY I have already agreed :)))
xxx for what?
D: I’m going to be hysterical.
XXX Why?

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №47799
 22.05.2011
with auto.ru "The car is in excellent condition, rugged and cheerful, in the cabin did not drink, did not smoke, did not quarrel."

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №47798
 22.05.2011
xxx: I go for a day with friends, as usual I listen to my new air floor, I don't hear music, so I sit down, the music is quiet, and the headsets are lazy and I went somewhere 10 minutes so. I’ve learned so much about myself (

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №47797
 22.05.2011
I talked to a friend (doctor):

D: I know I am bad
But not to the same extent!!! to
I am :?? to
D is yesterday. When I was challenged. I could not get out of the entrance.
Like a horror film - the dark 1st floor of the entrance, the iron door does not open, I press the home button. She does not work.
I decided to call the 1st apartment, no one opens - I call at 2 - y - a man wet from the shower flows out of the electricity in the towel
I explain to him my problem – he cries, he can’t scream, because I’m a doctor
I approached – so easily I pushed the door and it opened.
The fucking cell phone doesn’t work.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №47796
 22.05.2011
From the talks " about this":

Tell me about your first time.

It was a woman...

It promises!

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №47795
 22.05.2011
Andrei Nikitin: In 5 minutes will be the end of the world, prepare
Anton Shpakovsky: Pozoon, my garbage is burning in my yard, is it okay?? to

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №47794
 22.05.2011
I love Russia. There are no names we have. Here for example:
I come, one morning at the police station (I don’t remember why) the big line was standing, the police officer did not come yet. Within five minutes, the guard rushes, all of the rushes and begins there, filling something. After the whole hall:
Good day!
He also has a clear pen:
Good day!
He is again:
Good day!
The people are already dumb, why is it he is dumb for the second time, well, according to the figure, they answer:
Good day!
The officer is angry:
Good morning here?! to
The grandfather at the end of the turn with a quiet voice:
Here I am, I will come.
Everyone was a little upset. Well, what can I say, the name is not chosen.)

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №47793
 22.05.2011
Only in our country can remove the director of the NIH, for the collapse of the state order, in which this NIH did not even participate :D

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