"Do not roy a pit to another...."
It was years ago... backwards.
I am 15 years old. I visited my family in Novosibirsk for the winter.
The holidays. The Winter. Cold is not the word. Wools were issued, a warm shirt
Which almost blinked in the eyes.
So in this "uniform" I am sent to the store.
Walk for bread and something else with my 3-year-old cousin
We call her "A". I go to the store and I get what I need.
The box. At the box, my sister asks to buy a candy, for what she gets
Rejection (I am not greedy, only the diathesis of the child was!!!). She is again, and
Again... And I again... Here’s the cashier to me:"Mama, buy a baby
The food"
I am in shock. I am 15!!! I am a mom!!! Not my mom, she’s my sister!and "
And picking up the bag with something and the child, I retire from the store. entered in
Another store. Again I take something there, and here is my sister again.
She asks for candy. He receives another polite rejection. Here is 3x.
Summer: You won’t buy sweets – I’ll call you Mom!"
This was our last joint journey in
The shop! And this story about her blackmail, I told her in a few moments.
of years.
After how many years, by chance, my whole family and
relatives from Novosibirsk, found themselves in America. In one city. to me
Not 15 years old, not 3 years old. I have two children 6 and 4. The Sisters
Young and beautiful.
And that’s how she and I went to the pool. We are swimming,
We are burning. The young gentlemen are lying around the pool. My own
The sister in the water so beautifully swims, catching the eyes of young people. and here...
I am not evil!! I couldn’t stand it!!! to
I call my children, and.. type " Couldn't you swim up to "A,"and just
Play with her while calling her Mom." Loud!!! to
Pineapple of course. My mother is me.
And here’s the painting with oil."A" continues beautifully, relaxed and carelessly.
swimming, catching the eyes of young people. Here are my children, my angels.
My joy... Swimming and hugging "A" so this is on both sides "Mommy,
Mommy, let’s play it!and "
Yes! Yes!
And here after many years...
Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
From the sister’s side.
Recently, the number of men in Russia has multiplied.
Non-traditional sexual orientation They gather for 2-3 people.
restaurants, cafes, beer bars, sit quietly, drink only vodka, girls at the table
are not invited. They look at each other and say the same thing in a quiet voice.
I have such a ass.
The Passenger
When I do work long, I am slow.
When the boss does a long job, he is sensitive.
When I don’t do work, I’m lazy.
When the boss is too busy.
When I do something on my own initiative, I stand out.
The boss is initiative.
When I praise my boss, I lick my ass.
When the boss praises his boss, he cooperates.
When I do something good, the boss never remembers.
When I do something bad, the boss never forgets.
When I’m not in the office, I’m wandering somewhere.
When there is no boss, he is in business negotiations.
When I’m wrong, I’m a brainless fool.
When the boss is wrong, he is also a human being.
It seems to me that the Americans are exactly racists... in such a situation to scratch the shit for Bush could only choose the Negro!))))
News discussions on mail.
News that the United States spends more and more money on the development of air defense...
and XXX:
Do they have a normal PSA?? to
OOOU :
On September 11, two aircraft were shot down by skyscrapers.
Suka, would send Ivan Dolin to AOL to work, and specifically to ICQ, what they all...!
I am an admirer and at the same time a fan of heavy music.
Our local forum, approximately once a week user xxx creates a suck topic "SAY A CLASSIC HEAVY SONG". The first 2 times I dropped him a good list (Manowar, Iron Maiden and so on), but this fool shamed everything, thus touching me right behind the heart) now every time he creates a topic, I download the song of Bilan or Baskov, I make a rine in something mystical in the style of "Raging Thrust - Stormwind" I throw it on the ftp, and I sincerely advise to download) except thanks from him so far there were no other words.
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Andrei Talismanchik
I believe in grandfather Jung.
YA
What does Jung say?
Andrei Talismanchik
Jung said, Freud is a fool, but a wise fool.
Talk to an emo-girl
Bring me a bandage.
I: Why is it?
I want to cut the veins.
I: Why is it?
She: to die
Why is BINT?
She is: Idiot! To stop the blood
The euro against the ruble has fallen
Start of the day: God! Even if it did not break!
44675 (saved 2009-01-21 at 19:35)
by jellicle_kitten
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You should post a photo of the new - and you all start to be interested as a PERSON =)))
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Imagine a basket of apples. Beautiful, ugly and medium. I bet that you choose a beautiful one, and then you will try how it is inside, and not get from each bite, and then compare with the appearance.
as well as us. We see it, we are convinced that everything is OK with this - great, test No. 1 passed. Let’s go on, what about the personality? =) is
Natasha: Yesterday, a friend struck me to my mother, told me that I was dancing with fire, showed a witch, where I was spit with drunken petroleum, and then hanged on some kind of straw.
What happened, the apocalypse?! to
Natasha: Almost... I clung to the house and stumbled onto the mourning mother, who just from the threshold began to weep at me... I am in complete shock.
NY: What did you expect? The only daughter, swallowing, engaged in extreme sports and harassed to "worms"... for this you will not be slayed on the head
No, I knew she was brainwashing me... but I didn’t think the only reason for the scandal would be because I didn’t have a hat.
New :...
call to the agency.
I can talk to Lena.
What is Lena, what is her name?
I don’t know if it’s Rasputin or Rasina.
Aha, Pugachev, what is it?
Well, yes, I remember something related to the rebellion :)
In the stupor, she dropped the inscription on a bottle of water: “Open the lid and put it aside. Don’t put a cover in your mouth.” O_O
1> My cat loves carrots and cabbage. You may have been a rabbit in your past life.
2> then my cat was a hookup :)
1> and
2> constantly brings burning lights and cigarettes from the street. But today I surpassed myself, from somewhere on a mobile phone!
We love to talk "Do not confuse:
Tired girl in bed
It is not you.
A tired girl in bed "X)
In one of the night clubs.
Behind the bar stand are two girls sitting and kissing.They interrupt to swallow out of the glasses and interrupt with phrases like:
A few pimples around.
And don’t say...
O_O
The xxx:
Casanova is what?
WOW :
A healthy party.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
In the Casanova?
Well... and came the time when the clone became more popular than the original. In the news about ICQ on the photo monitors Opened QIP, not the original ICQ.
You can not plush. I just expressed my opinion.
I am distributing advertising leaflets. During the whole day, a man of 200 passing by said to me: "In IGNOR!!I thought of a massive stem... And it turned out to me that some fox had a sign on his back:
and warning!! to
Spamer
I’ll find a dog!