Astrologers have announced a week of bees.

And go guess it is a dancer or a religious dancer.

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It was:
"I was in the third class of LGU. I went into the case to Manuilov. He is taking exams. Primary students are sitting. On the board is the topic:
"Image of the excess man in Pushkin".
Primary students struggle. I am talking to Manuela. Suddenly he asks:
How long does it take to uncover this topic?
to me?
to you.
Three weeks. and what?
“Yes,” says Manuilov, “it’s interesting. Three weeks is enough. Three years would not be enough. And these fools will write it all in three hours."
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I have always said that laziness is age-related.

The menu and additional services of fast food establishments are being developed "We eat at home!".
Among other services is a paid refusal from the forced demonstration of Mikhalkov films on screens inside the premises.
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xxx: In school I was harassed by a turtle (from the name Cherepanov). I did not like it very much. And at some point, I started licking those who were so upset.
After that, I was called the Ninja Turtle.

Two pennies for the wrong bees.
Girls (if you are reading this), the problem is not that you’ve studied hard. The problem is that this dance is purely sexual, and you look like people who have not reached the age of consent. And the second – and more important – problem is that you painted it badly. It came to the eyes of the public. It would be danced well – people would get scratched, but they would say, “A disappointment... But how they dance!” "This is how they react, for example, to Latin American dances. And what you showed was not called 'dance', but 'children' shalves shake their asses, even if you are not.
So the next time, in order not to deceive yourself and the teachers, or dress more modestly, or rehearse more.
by Dixi.

believers to be placed for reading the real Bible and the postulates of Christianity,

They cannot. You cannot read the Bible, you can only interpret the Bible by the Holy Fathers. To read on its own is sinful – it is called “to fall into the sin of delight.”

Oh, my dear mother, what about Latin? Classical Latin - samba, rumba, cha-cha-cha, tango? And they, by the way, little girls spit off...Honestly, yes, it’s inappropriate to spit and hips like that. Because movement is right, and there is no sex. Where is the sex in a girl 7-8 years old? Well, then you need to ban mini-sucks categorically, and a deep cut on the coat - all women without exception... and then you understand, they shine with charms, irritate the sick...

One of the results pleased: "The contents of barsucks. The development of barsucks"
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Even it became interesting how you can "develop" barsuka O_o

This logg chain can lead to a complete ban on any manifestation of femininity, for example: there is a pop - it can shake - on the list.
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So came the burka. A woman is initially guilty that her body can excite a lustful man and therefore this body must be hidden.
And the fact that men without shirts and scratching eggs in public places...this logic does not apply to them.

Within the framework of the start-up of the project of fast food "One home!" opened a corresponding portal in the Network.
One of the pages of the site is called "Send Mikhalkov a paid message to Mikhalkov about hatred to them" (price of a paid SMS 2 p. and 99 cop. without the VAT.

In the first three hours of the project "One House!", the hatred of users has already collected 500 thousand rubles.

Fucking Rostelecom, I wish your programmers and just inventive fun guys were fucking fucking. by Uttar. The scammers.
These creative fuckups decided to delight me, and when I opened the chrome in all 35 working and vital tabs, I read the same thing: "Ura, we accelerated your inet by 2 meters per second!"
The reboot of the browser did not bring fruit.
The amount of sex when trying to find all these tabs in the story, given that everything opened up in different numbers, I can’t even imagine.
Rostelecom, you are crazy. Without respect for me.

(from discussion on redite)
If the devil had come to you for breakfast, what would you offer him?
Some devil’s egg from the devil’s eggs. And I would probably talk about how he works in my internet provider.

I want you to close your eyes right now, take a deep breath and remember all the best things that have happened to you in your life.
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Expecting the patrol!

Dance school lessons for parents.
The question is another - what kind of paedobirst used to look at children and who was so excited that he initiated a criminal case?
And the main question is: is it all so crazy?
There was a suitable style for girls with large and beautiful lower 90+, and now because of the protest will run out of the costly girls and the direction will be like the male horn in Russia ((
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Because political prostitutes are ready for anything, only to be voted for them. And the dumb, complicated and lazy housewives are a weak layer of the electorate. We tell them, “Your sons grow up to be lazy and aggressive fools because of the violent computer games, and your daughters grow up to be stupid because of the disgraceful dances. Your example has nothing to do with this. Here you choose us, we will ban everything - and it will be right away. No-no, who says that you had to raise your ass from the couch and engage in children - lies, " - and here is a few seats at the elections they have in their pocket, you can join the feeder. By the way, the size of the ass of the dancers here in general has nothing to do with, in the extreme case you can find a child psychologist who interprets the tails of cats on the picture like penises. There was a precedent.

xxx (technologist of large printing):
In the warehouse, the guys couldn’t understand how about the paper, went to understand (naturally, before that looked stupidly in the billboard). This is the new threshold. Well, I smartly looked at the sheet, ponyxal, bit a piece and spoke the name. The effect is amazing :)

Dmitry: bought a pink pamela - a delicious spot!
Shut up silence...
Dmitry: Loop... Loop...

Loki and Chekins.
and ==
Here you laugh and I was lucky in my time to have a really "modern" armor. Cologne to be more precise. 20th century. I missed a little from the beginning. If somebody ever excavates this miracle (and it does not rust), he will confidently say that it is impossible to cut or cut it in principle. And something there about the miracle of the ancestors able to fight in the armor of such weight..In general, our reputation I secured :)
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The clot of the sports sword (with the "button") removed perforates the clot rolled into a roll.
But it’s all shit because I’ve got a hammer that’s fucking on your clothes.
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As a beacon, I will notice that the armoured ends (a heavy arrow, a 60-pound bow laminate) are also up to the candle.
and ==
The fighting hammer, as well as the cwayhander, was afraid that the hammer would not break through. No one cancelled the impact.

At the moment there are tanks and carpet bombing. Tactical nuclear weapons, of course. and c)

So that he did not pay for the apartment, he lived with her, and as he operated, washed himself together with the dishwasher.
All his other blessings seem too flowery to be true.
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Previously, the gentlemen with the maidens fled, and now - with the washers... Ah... ))))

The Physical Culture:

Drunk is also physical culture, so let's drunk publicly, and we will teach children from 12 years old!
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The absurdity of different situations begins here. Comparisons of incomparable things, hypertrophication and shaking of sabies. It ends, not seldom, in a form of stupidity.

P.S What about 12 year old kids? Is this your sick topic? Latent attraction (who is hurt about what, who is talking about it)?

If you are to the ‘toms’ and ‘tams’ then the so-called ‘children’ there are significantly older. And the savage itself is not worth an eaten egg and discussion at all. A dancing circle from Zažopinsk was shaking and shaking at a local performance, and joking with them. Unfortunately, there is a problem, but this is a subject of purely abstract discussion, on the subject of art in general and dancing in particular.

Looking at the topic of wrong bees, pedophiles and homosexuals, I recall how in school from 8th to 11th grade on all sorts of scenes and bars I participated in scenes where I had to dress up in female and wear cosmetics, how I am glad that then nobody thought of anything to accuse me or think that I had a kind of deviation.
Ordinary heterosexual guy, 24 years old
P.S He did it voluntarily and forcibly.
P. P. S And given that I had a visible beard in 11th grade, I am very glad that Conchita Wurst did not perform earlier)))