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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112110
 15.04.2015
>>Look, you have drawn a circle on the table in which all the seeds can fit - it is a man. Then you put the seeds on the table. Something is in the circle, something is not. What you don’t get, you put in a glass – it’s not viable.

You explain wrong.
Imagine that between Earth and Mars around the Sun in an elliptical orbit rotates invisible even to the most powerful telescopes glass of seeds.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112109
 15.04.2015
I am going to make a gift to my boyfriend, ask his friend to know the length of the brush. We discuss how to do it.

D: Can really silently take and measure a rope of any kind.
I: Fuck the imagination, stop
D is?
I: I just imagine you picking it up and measuring it somewhere.
I: The Silence
I: very hard
I: The Nordic
I: On his question, Brother, what fucking thing? You answer - "I have been touched by enlightenment" and go to sunset

[ + 20 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112108
 15.04.2015
But from what body Svetlana suddenly Fatima is a mystery!* is

It is from Bodrum.
Actually Svetlana = Fotinia

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №112107
 15.04.2015
Atheists can use their laws to explain how a secondometer works, for example, and they think they’ve learned everything. At the same time, the possible presence of the watchmaker, which designed the secondometer, as if in any formulas is not necessarily at all.

= is
Want to find the cause? So let’s go on.
Who designed the clock? God is? God is no one?
Has the desire to find the cause suddenly disappeared?

They invented a coffin and wrote down everything unexplained on it.
Why is the water wet, the sky blue, and the deputies are %s?
The atheist will say, “The devil knows it.” The believer will say: by the will of God.

And note, for challenging the opinion of atheists no one will be burned on fire.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112106
 15.04.2015
Aaa: Believe it, there is nothing worse than being a child in a teaching or medical environment. Especially authoritarian.

bbb: I would cut it down to "there is nothing worse than being a child" :-) The hardest time in a human life.

ccc: The main thing is not to reduce to "there is nothing worse than being" =)

Bbb: Buddhists have reduced and do not complain :-)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №112105
 15.04.2015
Comments on the video "Bees and Winnie Pooh.Orenburg."
Despite the brilliant creative design, the theme of beekeeping has not been uncovered!! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №112104
 15.04.2015
Since our warehouse territory drivers are constantly passing by, we decided that the fence should be written an identification sign in the form of the inscription "X*Y". And all the drivers constantly call and say: "You see X*Y? You are here."

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №112103
 15.04.2015
Dialogue about missing classes:
Why not be in a couple?
He lay in the hospital.
With what?
With the pressure!
Where does the pressure come from at such a young age?
Inherited from my grandmother.

Back in the USSR (c)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №112102
 15.04.2015
From the news:
Siluanov and Kudrin approved the increase of the retirement age to 65 years
"In eastern Moscow registered ninth case of rabies"

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №112101
 15.04.2015
The key to success should be to the motorcycle in the ass.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №112100
 15.04.2015
I go out of the garage and see a Tajik with some sort of doomed stoic face repairing the first staircase at the entrance to the entrance, which was all the time swinging. Having watched for a while how he was trying to pull the concrete rebar from under the stairs, I pushed him away, took a break and with one move pulled the rebar. He gave him a break and in the best of traditions said, "You can't do anything" and proudly went to the entrance. And the Tajik stands, lowering his hands, and says to me, “Uncle, I’ve stuck him there.”

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112099
 15.04.2015
I remember when I was a kid, I laughed so much when the wolf said, "Well, wait!" He photographed himself. It was so strange!
But who could have thought...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №112098
 15.04.2015
Where is Bukhara?

-Remember the slogan of the fighters against alcoholism in the mid-1980s: "Thirstness is the norm of life!"

That is just understandable. I don’t know, where is the bull?

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №112097
 15.04.2015
Listening to a colleague’s conversation:
“A, yes, let’s meet at 6.30 then, well, at 18.30, what? You can’t, and when can you? What can you do at 18.30? And when then? When can you? At half the seventh? Oh well" Well, yes, let’s go to mid-seventh then!"
c) Cheshire Omega

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №112096
 15.04.2015
XXX: I read about cyanose, interesting
YYY: I always forget what the period is now
XXX: When you fill out the documents, this is
XXX: What an era is it today
YYY: Everything is like that: well, Kenozoi yeah, ept
XXX yes ?
YYY: What is the period? Fuck the fourth, you’re crazy. Can you see in the lower right corner?

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №112095
 15.04.2015
- Half a day thought that it was a problem with the internet until I went to the LK and saw that the money was gone.
We pushed the gazelle once.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №112094
 15.04.2015
There were 2 SIMs whose phone numbers were recorded as "I". My wife broke her shell and gave her her.
The morning. The darkness. I sleep at work. The phone rings - the screen lights up "I call"
The first thought - Why do I call myself and spend money, because I can talk to myself without the phone and for free?
Second thought – What did I really want from myself so important?
All the way to work I thought about it.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №112093
 15.04.2015
The grandmother complains: "I can't forget one thing, as I forget the other. And then I forget what was more important for me to remember first".

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112092
 15.04.2015
Alexandr SFM: Today I am a winner in life
VictoR Buchkovski: Anu Anu
Alexandr SFM: Yesterday, I drank so well, today I barely woke up, almost late to work
Alexandr SFM: and it turns out I am a weekend today... but since a colleague got sick, I was told that it was a sbs that came in his place....
VictoR Buchkovski: (rofl)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №112091
 15.04.2015
Comments on the video: "The Kiss of Madonna by Rapper Drake"
AAA: Probably it was arranged, he didn’t protest at first... maybe she just had to knock in her lips, and instead tried to do a prostate massage through her throat.)
His face after a kiss! How he wiped his mouth. I don’t think he liked it...
SSS: It just smelled corvalol from her :)
It is formaldehyde ?
Iii: or the pineapple (

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