Freddy and Zoo are Always Alive!! to
Stop, Kruger or Mercury?

the case when for the Internet user is a label on the desktop:
I told you there is no internet.
There is internet, but it doesn’t work.
In what sense? The Brake?
- No, I open the Internet on the desktop, and it does not work, I write a mistake, I will now read "Excessive waiting time for a response from the site"
That is. There is no internet...
There is Internet! He just doesn’t work.
I understood! I understood!

Eldar: Everything in the hotel (Shenzhen) charges very slowly - phones, laptops, external batteries. Is there an answer why? All hotels are OK here.
K-bool: Eldar, you may not know, but Chinese hotels can eat from your mobile devices and so live long and happy)))

Sam258: Saturday morning I really wanted an egg. I put two eggs in the cooker. A cat of the Abyssinian breed is rotating. The cat is very curious and used to explore - what is there spit and parit. In order for the cat to not shrink, I shouted: "Do not smell my eggs - you will be burned!" The wife stumbled from the bathroom to the kitchen to appreciate such a shame.

In 2006, it was very simple. Take care of your hands:

1) You came to the box office with the goods, the goods broken, the money at the cashier
You are in a hurry, the check didn’t wait, you left.
3) Instead of printing the cheque, the cashier takes the “cancellation” and puts the money in his pocket.

The purchase is not fixed, but the goods in the store have become slightly less. The scheme is very ancient, and there are probably other options for resolution, such as video recording the reason for cancellation, but it is easier to leave this function to a specific person - the hall administrator or guard.

The name of the mummy in the mausoleum.
He has no relationship with the technician and some representatives of the workforce.

We are already running a chronicle where chapters are named:
Ivy and the phone
Illitch and computer viruses
Illich and the Guardian

The book we think will be titled "Ilić and grabli"

xxx: The world has been covered by a “epidemic” of selfies, and then the popularity of drones is steadily going. Therefore, it was quite logical the appearance of a flying selfie stick, which was developed by the Australian company IoT Group and received the name ROAM-e. According to its executive director, Jan Duffel, the main idea of the project was to create a "selfie stick on steroids." The problem with a selfie stick is that its length is finite. We wanted to create something that would fly around and take pictures. The company relies on photo enthusiasts who will one day, instead of the word "selfie", say what they did "ROAM-e".
yyy: Hurra, now you can accidentally get in the eye not only a selfie stick, but also a screw.

A new note. They say that if you start everything on April 12 with the word Go! then everything will work out. But you have to be clear about what will happen :)

The disrespectful crocodile from задолбайка 20060, I sincerely hope that you will not be allowed close to the children. That a child may be allergic to lactose, you did not come to mind. You understand that because of your deep bismith you can destroy a child.

Although your attitude to drugs and doctors clearly detects another anti-vaccinator. Explaining something is useless. So I hope that attentive neighbors will tell where to go, and the child will be raised a more adequate person. For your own good, as you said.

Oh fucking...

Some kind of milk haters. Directly to the diarrhea all go out, child trauma of all from this milk miserable and manna meat! Go down to the ground, not everything in life is delicious, especially medicines. When poisoning sometimes you have to eat polyphenol, which taste like earth, with vomiting - to drink disgusting rexidron, etc.

My mom also said that not everything in life is delicious. It is an anaphylactic shock.
Imagine - children are capricious not to annoy adults.

The central bank will issue banknotes of 2,000 and 200 rubles in 2017, the head of the Bank of Russia Elvira Nabylina told reporters.

According to her, the design of the new banknotes is not yet determined, the Bank of Russia will choose it with the help of public condemnation, TASS reports.

The milk
And no one came to the mind that in general, inflammation from hot nichues does not pass and you need to drink a maximum of slightly warm drinks? A cold in treatment in 95% of people does not need, except that you can dress warmer. Your child’s cold will pass by itself. honestly honestly. Without your spoiled milk.

If you quickly read the names of three items of furniture from "Ikea", then you can call the devil, but he will appear in a dismantled form.

It is hard to be a blonde.
I had to remove the box from the phone. I sit, pushing out my tongue, trying to climb the glue where I need to, and not glue the phone. It was half done.
Twenty minutes later I was told that I could have pulled the phone out of the envelope. >_<

Someone from Krasnodar
They asked me how it was in the summer.
Murmansk, I did not know how to explain. by V
In the end, I said we have a summer.
a coat and a summer hat.

xxx: Now on channels such as RenTV and TV3 continue to tell versions that all the ancient highlights were erected by aliens. Why didn’t anyone put forward a theory about the construction of the subway by aliens?
YYY: Let me do it! Metro was built by the Inner Planets.

Milk and Milk.

Once as a student, I came to my parents on New Year's holidays with a slight cold. And instead of milk and honey, they offered me vodka and pepper.

They decided not to go anywhere, invited a friend, asked for a beer. He was taken at the stop.

Nipanyatna - you are here with the word "beer" elegantly masking the word "drugs" what? Because there is no law prohibiting the purchase and transportation of beer. Or what do I not know?

I have a normal phone again.
Congratulations :) What did you get?
xxx: Yeah, her daughter broke the film, it turned out that the cracks were on the film, not on the screen...)

About the milk.
I didn’t like hot milk either. But not because of the foam, it could be moved and smashed on the wall of the cup; and not because of the oil, I hardly felt it, the main thing is not to swallow that floating piece on top; and not because of soda, from it even the taste was pleasant.
Because it was fucking hot. So hot that I then had burned skin from the sky (this was also fun, but not pleasant). I couldn’t even hold the cup in my hands, it was so hot. In general, the phrase “hot milk” did not delight me when I was a child.
So my parents were very surprised when the milk brought was not very hot, and I drank it right away.

And still parents, I think, sometimes forget that a child's stomach is smaller than an adult's, and 200-300 ml of milk will simply not slip into it if the child has already eaten.