We are tired of warning. You’re fucking driving!
Their health.
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This and so on:
A friend was delighted by his girlfriend on the phone, saying that he would be a dad. A friend in shock. Lack of appetite"
men, the condom has long been invented and it costs a penny, in addition, the head is still on the shoulders, if you do not want to reproduce now (you do not have to hope only on what will pass through or protection - the care of the girl).
I'm going to be a daddy.Your dad also reacted like that when your mom got pregnant?
xxx 09:22:16
I’ve had twenty minutes as a couple, and there’s no predecessor. If only she came soon. It’s too noisy to sleep :(
xxx 09:24:43
All of it! She has come! to sleep!
XXX is oh! Glad you are on the net. I have a question in the category "The Most Difficult Questions", and more precisely "What Men Want"
Yyy: Minet and Chocolate
YYY: Or is it not about me?
You’re just stuck in all the old and rhetorical!
Tagged with: shui
xxx: you are wearing a coft mate to your child, you have both cars up to 85g
My wife is 9 years older!
It is fucking :(
I want to choose.)
Valery: The selection is interesting =)
Olga: I can’t get it all.
Just like I do with women.
Olga: Well I’ll get together ;)
about nuclear physics and nuclear physics.
I know one man. In the appearance - a goopper goopper: costume, clothes, conversation. In fact, he is a major specialist in the field of physical chemistry and crystal growth. He did not defend the doctorate only because it was stolen from him from the first department (the work was secret, and the case was from a number of outs, there was no defense, it would remain alive and free).
And also about stereotypes - I watched the picture: they put a tile on the floor in the institute. and Tajikistan. Well, they had a smoke out—three people were sitting in a circle, and I see—they were drawing something on the tiles. They argue loudly. I approach and look. And there is some kind of nuclear physics, apparently: the mathematics is tooth-breaking, Feynman's diagrams... Here are the stupid Ravshan and Jamshuta.
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xxx: Or I just have a reason like an idle user decrypted)
YYY is an individual entrepreneur. I like your option too.
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and Vladivostok. The Repablic. A friend pleased on the phone his girlfriend, saying that he will be a dad. A friend in shock. Lost the appetite. Go to cuddle. We are in neighboring cabins. I hear a scream.
This is the fault of all!!! to
Who is?
and fucking!
At the World Hockey Cup, Switzerland defeated Swedes, Canadians and Czechs! Donna is deciding.
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From morning to Easter Sunday, a friend of psychotrauma inflicted on the child.
A knock on the door, on the threshold is an innocent baby aged 8-9, the very cleanliness and infallibility.
The door opens blue as an isolant friend, with a shaved head and a roaring Iroquese.
To what the child said, the Risen Christ leaned down and answered so stealthily with a loud voice: “Return!” =) is
The child a couple of times from surprise changed its color and went off in an unknown direction))))
Discussion on DOU.UA
XXX: By the way, in Yandex, they say, the same story - programmers are only managed by programmers.
YYY: "And who manages the programmers who manage the programmers?"
ZZZ: "Master of the Matter Programming."
News on RBC
Sex offender in US Air Force accused of sexual harassment of woman
For what I fought, for what I struggled.
Wife: Dear, I watch the parade rehearsal, there are aircraft flying, different and nine at once and with a propeller and one such the largest - just la la la!
I: dear, only Carlson flies with propellers, but it doesn’t exist, and what you called “Lyalaya” is an intercontinental strategic multi-mode missile carrier TU-160, according to NATO’s classification Blackjack, the heaviest combat aircraft in the world.
wife: (pause, then quietly)... and I will call it "la-la-la"...
Misha is a miracle. Davecha came to me in the evening, discussed some affairs with him. He is about to leave and says, “I’m drinking water and I’m going to the kitchen.” And I have a white bowl on the table, filled up with milk, which I specially poured out to drink before going to bed. So he approaches this circle, takes the pen and confidently moves it. Milk is everywhere: on the table, on the chair, on the floor... I am an officel, but not less than Misha himself. He said, “I didn’t know there was milk in it. I thought it was your bowl just standing on top of the bottom, and I turned it over".
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---> xxx: I badly washed the hair balm from the ear. It turns out to taste very bitter.
YYYYYYYYYYY))))
You are funny, and I stand there like a fool, and I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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This is FIGN. The lady did not wash the finalgon from her neck. This is what I had "bottle bump" 8))))
XXX: Are you currently living at Dacia?
YYY: That kind of thing.
XXX: How do you change the housing conditions?
YYY: I cannot get used to it. All neighbors are retired musicians. The loudest admissible sound after 11, according to them, is a click of the lock from the cover with a violin.
A picture of a naked woman:
This is Sarah Summers, look for her in Vacuum Hoes 6 (2005).
YYY: An interesting movie?
Zzz about love.
I work in a warehouse advertising agency. Film, solvents, paint and so on.
Through the warehouse run bats and field mice.
At the end of the working day visit unicorns, Jiggurs and speaking cats.
It is recommended to wear a respirator.
Judging by the amount of milk in the refrigerator of our department, we have a very harmful job.