"I’m not in love because I’m fat. I’m going to go, I’m going to go, I’m going to go, I’m going to go".

“I’m not happy because I’m fat. I will go over anorexics".

You are not foolish, because you are foolish. and in bodybuilding.

I am in shock, Roskomnadzor is blocking the distribution of Russian films on torrents.
The double feeling:
1st Ohreneli entirely, now and favorite movie not to watch (although not blocked Sherlock Holmes with Livanov)
2nd The clever ones! blocked Stalingrad, Gorko and other mess from Kamedi and Mikhalkov with Bandarchukam.

Miss is
I went, came and went to the store. water to buy I pull off from the box, the guy stands, I: come, I just clean up in the bag. He stands, he is already a seller, he plunges to her and quietly so: you have a presepra (her understand). I pulled my eyes off the bag, the man from behind whispered.
She says to him: something?
He is so quiet again: bla bla.
Speak louder, like in an anecdote.
Preservatives, the guy is loud.
The Green
The turn will hysterize because she has dropped him a lot, choose a mouth and stand untouched.
I forgot about water.
He is standing.
The man behind me decided to help.
Then the second subsequent
Then I left.
At that time, there was a consensus.

Yesterday I went to buy winter shoes and bought a jacket.
Q: Is it cold for my legs to wear a jacket?

The monument to Lenin in Kiev
SSS tweeted with Swedish Foreign Minister
SSS: Enlightened a clown about the history of his own country
XXX :D
YYY :D
SSS: he said there that Lenin was a villain, he did not love democracy and set up a dictatorship, what a statue.
YYY: And what did you answer him?
SSS: I reminded him that Charles XII lost the war, a bunch of people died of starvation, but the statue in Stockholm is in place.

A strange incident happened to me last night. I live with my parents, at night I go to the kitchen to the refrigerator, the way lies through the corridor, into which the door of the parent room opens. As usual, at night, while passing the corridor, I put my hands forward, so as not to knock on the door. Without touching the door in any case, I shake my hands twice to make sure I step forward, and I get a tremendous blow to the nose, to the eyebrows, to the cheeks, and when I look in the mirror, I also noticed then on the forehead a scarring scarring more than Harry Potter. The damned door was clearly in my hands!

Antivirus on the Hubble:

xxx: I’ve always said, Kaspersky is from the evil, put Linux or buy Mac and don’t put that shit.
yyy: Here you give harmful advice, and then the forums start: “I installed my son Linux, and he started to grow a beard, what to do?“!”
zzz: the main thing was not to "install the daughter of Linux, and her beard began to grow and a sweater appeared, what to do?“!”
aaa: then after half a year "a, it's all okay, it's the guy linuxoid caught up and hid in the sweater" :)

The conference of Vasily Utkin:
Question: Why do you call the Kyrgyz people Kyrgyz?! to
Answer: Because I speak Russian, and the Kyrgyz people can calmly go to the dirt.

Pink glasses are usually single.

In a student shelter, I saw an African man chewing something in the common kitchen. The smell is pleasant, and the dialogue is like this:
What are you cooking?
and bananas.
And why do we fry them?
“What am I, monkey, bananas are raw!”! to

Work made the monkey man. No more people want to work. A little...

You know, kids... When I want to drive a drunk car – I, instead of my Porsche, run the NFS or GTA. When I want to fight after drinking, I, instead of kidding to my neighbor, start a mortel combat. When I want to sing with a drink, I, instead of roaring karaoke, turn on youtube karaoke and quietly roast. When I want to demonstrate intellectual superiority – I write here, not fucking the brains of those nearby. I hope, commenters, you have the same hassle. Otherwise, you are nonsense.

Meeting in Skype. I sit and listen silently. The child enters all in his thoughts, does not notice anything and asks straight from the threshold:
“Mom, do you remember my dad painted eggs?
and KCHH. (I have drowned)
... (in Skype after a couple of laughs hanged silence, developers monitor the development of events).
I shut my breath, what did I do?
Well, you remember, in the refrigerator, you painted all the eggs, and in the morning, Dad went to cook an omelette, and his eggs are built there.
*I, a powerful relieved exhalation* A, yes, it was like that. I have a meeting, sorry.
I, trying to keep the seriousness, in the skype of God, let’s go on.
- in skype, hichikanie, revitalization and non-working atmosphere.

No-no, I’m not going to tell anyone what it was :)

Well, it’s all written long ago. The language cannot be commanded, it can only be observed. What Profile Institutions Do.

How is it right: in Ukraine or in Ukraine?

Literary norm of modern Russian language: in Ukraine, from Ukraine.

“In 1993, at the request of the Government of Ukraine, the options to Ukraine (and, respectively, from Ukraine) should be recognized as normative. Thus, according to the Government of Ukraine, the ethymological connection of the constructions to Ukraine and the outskirts was broken. Ukraine seemed to receive a linguistic confirmation of its status as a sovereign state, since the names of states, not regions, are formalized in the Russian tradition with the help of pretext in (in) and out of...” (Graudina L. K., Itskovich V. A., Katlinskaya L. P. Grammar correctness of Russian speech. The Science, 2001 S is and 69).

However, the literary norm of the Russian language, according to which it is necessary to speak and write in Ukraine, is the result of the historical development of the language over several centuries. The combination of excuses in and on with certain words is explained solely by tradition. by sr.In school, in the institute, in the pharmacy, in the department, but: in the factory, in the post office, in the resort, in the warehouse, etc. The literary norm cannot change overnight because of any political processes.

I’m sitting at work, eating a sandwich, reading LOR – what could be better on a Sunday morning?

17:29:41 Saxony
After the weekend, I’ll go to winter.
We had a lot of snow.
17:30 to 45
We had a lot of dirt...

I’ve reviewed "Carlson" and it’s done! It does not fly with propellers, as it has always been thought. After all, in many episodes, it is simply useless, and its position refutes the laws of physics.
More logical is the version that it flies with the help of an atomic anti-gravity engine, and the fan serves only for cooling.

Explain how you can argue with a person if, on any serious topic, he pulls a red coat on himself, raises his hands and begins to rumble, and I declare this hypothesis false!

Adler is a fool. Freud is good. Jung is tolerant, and what does Vanya do to him?
Who are all these people? Their ex?
My present, I will spend the whole night with them. From a lap.
Why can they and I can’t?and ((
Yes please! Write your psychological theory, and I will teach it too!

Dear Ukrainian people!
Speak, please, in your Ukrainian language as you like: although "in Ukraine", although "over Ukraine", although "under Ukraine".
And we speak in our Russian language as in our language to speak correctly: "in Ukraine".