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[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №2316
 06.03.2008
<xxx>: Yes, it’s time to turn on the telephone and see at least what our new president looks like...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №2315
 06.03.2008
1: I think my one is hinting on cunnilingus.
2: What did you get?
She’s always writing that smile :P

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №2314
 06.03.2008
<imp> I didn’t say to myself – no beer!
<imp> is very excited.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №2313
 06.03.2008
Silvio as an apocalyptic?
Max is burning.
Max has no regrets.
Maxis all clearly and without cosykoffy drive so
But there is a nuance...
Maxis has them blonde with long hair in the group has ppc as the belief brežnev from viagra like

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №2312
 06.03.2008
Today in a couple. Deffacko is so excited "aaah, chinchillas, they’re so cute, I want them too, they’re so cute!!!" Another, melancholic, but with the same intonation "and when it dies, it can be made a shuffle)))" the whole group was lying.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №2311
 06.03.2008
* whiteworm_worms still misses the bulletin =
<@Diamond> will you make a plane out of it and let it out of the window?)
<%white_white> no. I’ll put it in front of all smiley.
<%white_worms> in the face of the Bear >=
<%white_worms> opposite of Zhirinovsky >=)
<%white_worms> in front of Zyuganov :-o
<%white_worms> and opposite the 4th I will try to enter "you *la who is at all? 0_O and"

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №2310
 06.03.2008
Luftwaffe
Acute infectious toxemia of sheep is translated as...

Luftwaffe
You will not believe)

Luftwaffe
Sheep sickness!! to

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №2309
 06.03.2008
Asuka is so harsh that he made three quotes in a month and a half.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №2308
 06.03.2008
Yesterday was a funny shit, they looked at the political map of the world, the world that China looks at, that is, it is the one they have produced, such things they hang at school, etc., in general, as we do, but there is one very striking difference, Siberia, it does not belong to Russia, it belongs to China as a Temporarily Occupied Territory, their children grow up with the psychic that part of Russia is not theirs.
This is not funny, it means that Chinese children will grow up and expel the “occupants” from their “land.” Zombie soldiers, a number of several million. = = (

Really not funny. Especially since they live across the river. And the fact that the river of Amur is artificially changed (the border on the fortress is going), delimiting the islands. And that whole communes are occupied (particularly busy when I learned that a whole communal of Yellow Mordians lives in a quarter from the military part of the government connection with the officer town). Overall "enchanting" the future...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №2307
 06.03.2008
The symbol of the Sochi Olympics was a green dolphin on skiing.
Here is how the representative of the Russian Olympic Committee commented on this unusual choice:
HY is! Fuck me, we are burning!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №2306
 06.03.2008
Gissen: replace the word smile with the word bottle in a song about a smile
From a bottle, everything becomes bright.
And in the sky the rainbow will light up.
Gissen: Share your bottle
And she will come back to you many times.
Gissen: And then
Suddenly the clouds blink.
Gissen: Yes, this is from the bottle
And the carpenter runs to give away the bottles.
Tag: drunk cattle
Marika: look, I sing shorter normally, and you are like these replicas like fighting mouseys with a thin voice on the bacca.
And the carpenter runs to give away the bottles.
Gissen: Just a carpenter...
Just the bottles...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №2305
 06.03.2008
Segonia one frame at the explanatory work wrote:

I wasn’t at work from 26 to 29 because the director called me a pitcher. I got upset and went to swallow vodka.I got drunk on the 26th. The rest of the days went away."

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №2304
 06.03.2008
Is it piracy to install a program from a non-original medium, or say, from a copy of such a medium?
No, it is not T.C. Piracy involves the presence of a sea-ocean, a ship and an boarding crew.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №2303
 06.03.2008
Dmitry behaved very humbly when he was conducting us the internet. There are no claims about his work, but it is not correct to scream to the whole store that the customer is carrying his brain.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №2302
 06.03.2008
Drone
I sit in the office knocking on the door. I open up. the man. Nicholas at home?
Eka
Well, I would say to him, dress up, take your socks out there and go - tea, coffee, or maybe a soup of fresh cooked tea.
Drone
No, well, I honestly answer him – no, at work... and I close the door in front of him.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №2301
 06.03.2008
Russian cars are intended for travel in the automotive markets.

Automotive shops and car services.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №2300
 06.03.2008
I don’t go to the doctors for the new year. Because it

The outcome of the visit may not be good (this is about yesterday’s story).

A dog with broken legs.



But sometimes the outcome can be unexpectedly good. Listen to: there is

I have an elderly aunt. Like most elderly people, she

It is very capricious and requires increased, constant attention.

She has asthma, among other things. When she thinks she is ignored,

So she just often has such an attack - well, then everything

Members of her family forget about their affairs, jump around the aunt, turmoil,

Nurses and Nurses.



So, the case was just December 31. The family was waiting for guests.

They were busy cleaning, tree, table - and they were all, in general, not before.

The Aunt. As it turned out, she had forgotten to eat dinner. of insult.

My aunt had an asthma attack. Strongly arranged. approximately at 23:00

cried, bleached, blinked in the eyes, delayed - horror, what there was

The celebration. I called the ambulance.



The help arrived surprisingly quickly. The young man fell into

he assessed the situation, opened his box, picked up medicines in two

the syringe, and... and, it is worth noting, the doctor was a little sluggish, which did not bother

He takes the patient very seriously. So, he looked up – and

He energetically injected both into the couch on which his aunt was lying.

30 centimeters from my aunt. Those who have studied physics know that

This phenomenon is called parallax.



My aunt’s attack was immediately over. I think because she

The innocent games are over. The celebration was nothing.

is obscured.



My aunt is healthy. There have been no attacks since then.

have renewed. Such things.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №2299
 06.03.2008
I have a wife at 18 weeks.

My is on the 12th. Who do you want more, a boy or a girl?

The boy.

And why?

I want a radio controlled helicopter.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №2298
 06.03.2008
I went on foot to Peter.
YYY: from where
xxx: from the chemistry
xxx: the electricity did not come ))
YYY: How far have you gone?
XXX to the elevator

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №2297
 06.03.2008
I rarely get stuck, but sometimes...


XXX is:
Are you a paranoid unicorn? not knowing?

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