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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №81005
 02.05.2013
Commentary on Anime
- Anime clearly proves that there is a normal fool in Japan, because only by smoking tightly, it was possible to drive such - to make an interim device.......from the microwave )))))))

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №81004
 02.05.2013
I jumped out under the tooth of wisdom. The doctor said that the tooth is healthy, but it is better to remove it, otherwise such a hernia will constantly pop out. While the tooth was broken, he stood up. And nothing that the doctor taught me students. He bended off his cut-off gums and said, “Look, where the dust has gathered!” Then came a nurse:
Can I take his tooth? My friend is studying design. She needs a tooth for a necklace.
Ask the owner.
I have a full mouth of tools at this time. I imagined a collar of human teeth and lost consciousness for a moment. When I woke up, there were no teeth.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №81003
 02.05.2013
A dreaming dream. Maybe even a thing. I thought long. I am a journalist. I’m talking to the chief designer(s) of the new Russian spacecraft, which flies with a triple speed of light, just before sending it around the solar system.
Q: Was it difficult for you to develop such a device?
K: Not for me at all. I was not a designer before. The ship was assembled by our welding uncle Jora. Explain how they cannot be managed. He speaks semi-scientifically and no one understands him. The first time he called them all dwarfs and went into drinking for a month, the second time - for two. I’m a childhood boy too, and I understand him. He wrote his words in a scientific language.


[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №81002
 02.05.2013
XU: When I look at George Martin, it seems to me that he is killing one of the characters when his punches are over. Once, when he was just beginning, his wife forgot to buy cakes... on that day, Ned Stark was executed.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №81001
 02.05.2013
What a fun life for schizophrenics! It can always be easily arranged!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №81000
 02.05.2013
Ekaterina
Going for a walk with no one

Let’s go out for dinner, let’s go out for chicken, let’s drink pork.

Pasha
The Russian tourists...


[ + 5 - ] Comment quote №80999
 02.05.2013
XXX: I get out of the widespread
YYY: Your shameful wardrobe vagin. and ;)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №80998
 02.05.2013
You will not recommend me to the worst enemy.

M: This is not true!

To my worst enemy, I recommend it.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №80997
 02.05.2013
by 1111
What is the weather in Peter? I don’t know what clothes to wear.)
by 2222
Standard weather for spring/summer in St. Petersburg is as follows:
In the morning, the rain and the sun
The Sun and the Rain
The rain and the sun
Take a bagel with a door and umbrella.)
by 3333
Give up the roofs ?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №80996
 02.05.2013
The Head of Professor Dowell
He called on his Skype to Israel, where they had a feast dinner.
I asked my brother to put me (on the laptop) at the table. Full of Sur. You lie all in salads, smile to your relatives and listen to the voices:
and Fima! Genuine was brought!
Give him back to me! ...
Does he see us?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №80995
 02.05.2013
He is not a romantic idiot. We went with him to the roof to meet the dawn, and he took it off and fell.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №80994
 02.05.2013
Garlic to the borst... Ah, not to get... The bulb to the borst? Oh, I can’t get it too...Fig with it, I’ll add mayonnaise! I got, I pressed in the borst, the dohuya issued! Something is going wrong...that’s fucking! Thirsty!! to

[ + 38 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №80993
 02.05.2013
> as a result of assembling the walls of Ikea with my father throughout the day, I was a brainless dude only three times!

Well, you need to be a real brainless dude, that would all day to collect a wall from Ikea where everything is clearly and accurately tailored, instructions in pictures and resembles Lego. This is not your Russian furniture, where "fix the lamels with stickers and tighten the eccentrics", without a single picture of how these stickers with stickers look and where they need to be fixed.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №80992
 02.05.2013

111: There is a serious question
222 Which one?
222: I will not drink vodka
I’m serious about him, and he’s joking again.
111: Look at it If you were to sleep, well, even be drunk, and I pushed a baseball beat into your ass. Would our friendship end there?? to
222: The most important question to bleat...
111: It really matters to me.

[ + 24 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №80991
 02.05.2013
"Without a phone call, knock on the door. Pope Svyatoslav enters and beats the table, takes "book", "tablet", "telic". Type of calculation! He was healthy and..."

Fuck you guys, you are fucking fucking. Feet in hand and lying. That their son is a fool is not your fault. Not you to pay for it. If you do, the court must prove it. And you understand that "Euroremont" is not proven. Check it out and then allow yourself to give...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №80990
 02.05.2013
In refutation of all theories, the little boy, who barely learned to walk, took a couple of steps, fell and floated on four times three times faster. Elijah was caught.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №80989
 02.05.2013
The porn site.
Japanese video with the speaking name "Bike".
A comment that made it pointless to watch the video itself:

And at the end, she says, “Why was I so evil before? Because I didn’t have a bicycle"...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №80988
 02.05.2013
Here is this:
YYY: In our area, these same brave guys painted the yellow patch with the usual color. To the question of Nafiga to do this, I received a reasonable answer "So this is to help the blind!"
_________________________________________
In the phrase combination of the "ordinary colour yellow turquoise" all four words are known to me... separately... have been until now... but now I ask you to explain to me their meaning...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №80987
 02.05.2013
Commentary on Gamepad

I bought it in the store, immediately unpacked (I wanted to play). As I went home, the knives stood. I was alone in the head with this fall - his blood shed, two others were frightened and fled. I got home, connected – it works! Generally a great gamepad.

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №80986
 02.05.2013
In all the former republics of the Union, Independence Day is the independence from Russia. And only in Belarus Independence Day is independence from German invaders.

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