My wife loves to call me to work, today she declares indignantly:
Why don’t I call you, you’re busy all the time!!!! to

You are truly lonely, if you are addressed by “brother” only by copnics, you say “hello, grandmother” only to the neighbor sitting on the bench at the entrance, you ask “help, sister” only from the worker of the clinic, you shout “calm down, children” only from the window to the neighbor’s pets, and “dear” you say only to the potatoes in the bazar.

In Russia, a luxury tax has been introduced. Gerard Depardieu hurriedly gathers things (((

xxx: try the chocolate crocodile with a whole foundation
I was just in panic when I ate it.
YYY: What is it?
YYY: Funnel in the shell?? to

Shadowrzn: What did the man named Pasha think when he called his dog Palych?

Basil: What a charm. In the lock with my comp rattles Dexter man with nick "Mochnatý Pelmešek"
basila: although "Grandmother’s Meat" fucking who swallows

The internet is running out in the office all day. I call admin and he says:
Go to the server and go there.
O_O
It turns out that it means rubbing the router)))

If a woman does not know what to wear, she says she has nothing to wear.

Friends decided to celebrate their wedding anniversary in their hometown. Say, we will gather in the same restaurant where we had the wedding 15 years ago, we will invite all those who were there then, we will talk, we will recall... romantically, hell!

said and done. The restaurant was ordered, the vacation was planned, the plane tickets were bought. But here stood their 13-year-old son. I will not go with you – and point.
The boy does not tolerate airplanes. It is a 13-hour flight through the world. A joke to say!)
In general, and to persuade tried, and to threaten, he - in no way. Eventually, his father decided to talk to him t-a-thet, in a manly way. They closed up in the room, talked, and went out.
“He doesn’t go,” the father said.
The victorious child leaves.
What, did you take and give up the teenager? My mother asks sarcastically.
and no. He just convinced me.
...??? to
“I tell him that he’s an adult man and it’s time to overcome that airplane fear. He says he hasn’t been afraid of flying for a long time, that’s not the point.
The fact is that the anniversary was invited by those who were at the wedding 15 years ago, and he was not there then.

They just couldn’t talk. They lived in a community, all in one place. They did nothing, only quarreled, gathered and beat each other. Sitting around the fire. They issued choral sounds remotely reminiscent of songs. So it went year after year. They became more and more stupid and stupid.
Stand to stand. Didn’t primitive humans evolve?
What about primitive people? I’m talking about House 2.

and XXX:
Remember the joke from the council?
You know that when the school in Minala burned, the teachers were transferred to us in Salmi.
Well, and speaks the director on the pediatric council "The process of optimization of education in the area is going well. One school burned, another one should be closed, but we do not know what to do with teachers.
A teaching from the place (and, from the initial link, what the “basics of Orthodox culture” will lead):
"How, close them in school and burn them".

When it comes time to die, you regret the fact that there is no hope in the heavenly office for a whirlwind.

A duel of six letters.
In the sense of experience? Or is it because of a duel-lose who has already been singed off?

I have a dog, it has two traits: 1. He is deaf and 2. She loves to look into the bags of ALL passers trying to find something to eat, which often scares them.

A distant Siberian town, winter, 11 o'clock in the evening, dark, the wind is terrible, the snow falls so that at a distance of 3 meters nothing is visible. Walking with the dog. In order to escape a little from this sweet weather, he stretched his cap and tied his shirt on his face, leaving only his eyes. The dog goes next to us, here we are overtaken by a girl with bags, obviously not noticing the dog, passing 2 meters forward, the dog saw a great opportunity to check her bags for something delicious. She begins to run to the girl. I run after the dog in full automation and shout "Stop, SUCKA!". After this, the girl immediately looks around, sees that a curled dark thing runs on her and abruptly crashes from place.

I’ve never seen girls running on their heels through a 20-centimetre layer of snow.

Do not believe. Girls gamers can't find a guy:

Refrigerator "Donbass" principally does not cool "Lviv" beer...(c)

What do you know about reserve? I have a spare umbrella at work, spare pants, spare jojoba oil and spare flower drainage.

Interview with the late admin:
Are you late for 3 hours at work?
Yyy: My stomach hurts.
XXX: How will you prove it?
Yyy: Will I have diarrhea to photograph?)))

Dialogue about tattoos

Where can I put anything else when I have finished my hands?
Yyy: I have a friend, she has a dragon full of shit.
YYY: and the lips themselves are sexual, it is to put him
Yyy: So when she was giving birth half-home ran to watch

xxx: that is, if I take the nick of BrainFucker, I will violate the rules of the forum and the user agreement, but the user of BrainFucker for six months will not violate anything, right?