They smell with creams and milks, spend so much time in the salons, and it’s all for us! And we have banned them and banned their parades.

The spokesman of the channel "ANNA news", will comment on the video of the battle of the Syrian army:
The fighters continue to flee. Tank drivers help them not only to run, but also to fly. The safety of luggage during such flights is not guaranteed.

The Idiot:

He got a box with toys and garlands, the cat got there and ate the rain, now she has a second shiny tail.
The prince is coming to us...

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The feast will come to you when the opening of the cat will show the death from a cut intestine.

Remove the naked rains and mice from cats!! to

X: You do not understand.
Y: Yes, fucking, the random number generator is easier to understand than you.

with NNM:
And what about the question of the robbery of the people is RPC, and the chief pop Gundyaev
with participation

In the near future, the construction of the world's largest ship - the floating city of Freedom Ship will begin. It will be able to accommodate on its deck 50 thousand permanent residents and 30 thousand guests, schools, medical institutions, parks and gyms, and its upper deck will be a small airport... Its length will be 1370 meters (4500 feet) and this is four times the length of the famous ship Queen Mary II. To power all residential buildings, schools, hospitals, museums, shops and casinos on the 25 deck, it will be equipped with many solar cells and wind power generators. But all of this energy will not be enough to meet all consumers’ energy needs, so the vessel will spend about 70 percent of its time standing on anchors near offshore wind turbines.

40,000 years later, everyone is looking for the sunken Atlantis.

XXX: The Allegory
YYY: It was actually a metaphor. Allegory is when uninhabited objects talk.
xxx: when speaking uninhabited objects is schizophrenia

"We’re doing everything we can to optimize Skype..." – can’t I do it on my computer?

Shob you had a cat as thick as the liking I put on you.

Mr. Chernova: I was once told I was thinking too much, and that’s all my problem. I thought...

I live in Ukraine. I have already gotten Euromaidan. In the news on television, radio, on the internet only politics. Even entertainment shows, previously telling about the lives of the stars of the show business, now broadcast about the unmistakable bleaching of a bunch of lambs on the main square of the country. You ruined the New Year’s mood! Where are my mandarins, my tree tree, my rain and my drunk snowflakes??? Burn in hell, fools who have paid for this nonsensical piar!

This is:
I recently noticed Zen here, namely: it’s especially the latent fans of dusk! After all, it was the vampire of this film who first guessed how to squeeze yuh in the holes of his own food.
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This was the first time it was in American cake.

Read your quotes about pineapples and remember the words of the song: I know the password, I see the pineapple. I believe the enots will come to save us."

by Avito

I would like to say that all my love and care is invested in this car, but it is not. There is only hatred and contempt. Not in the car’s device, I opened the hood either to pour some liquid that disappeared the day before without a trace or apparent cause, or to look at the engine when the car suddenly stands up.
A great trainer for beginners, after which driving any car whose year of release is later than 1982, will seem a blessing relief. Hard work for exports. Loaded under the roof of building materials and with a sweaty man-working behind the wheel, this car will look more correct than with a student girl, whose phone costs about the same. For enthusiasts who enjoy spending most of the day in the garage. The space for creativity in this machine is unlimited, you can repair and change almost anything.
A cool car for a real carpet! Calmed in battles pirate shun with a harsh temper! The Samurai is devoted to his master until his last breath. As Hathori Hanzo said, “Even if the Buddha himself finds himself in your way, he will be defeated!”

Whoever has hands may grasp the decree of Peter the Great to decorate the tree tree and celebrate Christmas according to the Western pattern. And it will not hunt for Stalin and the Druids.

Ukraine...Majdan for joining the EU... OMON gave triumphs to the unemployed, immediately the media began to scream about the bloody regime and all that.
The next day, a picture appears on the Internet - a large-scale face of a very young girl, the head in blood, tears flow from one eye, and the Ukrainian flag is painted on the cheeks. very impressive. breath-breaking, tear-pressing... in general, a great symbol of the atrocities of OMON.
But there is one thing but...the girl was foolishly kicked off from the advertisement of the film telecinese, cutting off her face and drizzling the flag on her cheeks))))
On the note of the hamsters on Maidan...

I work in a terrace with my brother. I was humiliated by Python yesterday. And one python was nervous all day, I watched him all the time. I thought it wasn’t so. I took on hand. Then he began to struggle heavily. I thought he was laying the eggs, I called my brother and he said:
1st Python is vivid.
2nd It is male.

It turned out that Python was just crazy.

Yohimitsu is ruling!! to
Are you chewing? be healthy

The Beauty Contest
X: I think it’s hard to take the last place.
You are the worst of these bodies.
XXX: Yes, and the last... type you are a little better than this feared
xxx: type sorry thank you for coming we struck go home and let everyone know that you are terrible

Who put the knife? Have you seen the "Destination"?