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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №111350
 28.03.2015
collect my money, take a loan that I am obliged to pay, buy a home and... everything. and Voila. I was not needed now.
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And how did it happen that the jointly purchased apartment - and even if the loan for it was in your name - could get the entire wife without any compensation for you? Especially if one of your children lives with you. (You could still leave all such a proud and noble, but not with one of the children "where to go"). It smells with the idea of a drama-social artistic novel that would be filled with reason.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №111349
 28.03.2015
From the Lost Film Forum about new films:
27 March 2015 10:54
Antonovsky City
You have to make a movie based on the motives of a new superhero universe - events in Yerevan City, the villain Iron Ashot, Mandarin, against superheroes Captain Azerbaijan, who beats enemies with a shale, Shaurman, and of course, SuperDag, who throws in the enemies of the cossacks for the plow - and he very beautifully jumps back and returns to his hands, and instead of armor he turns into an ancient lavash, which is stronger than steel and titanium!

[ + 14 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №111348
 28.03.2015
And he does not burn with the desire to raise a child from the person he hates, a child of 9 years, the child is against the father, loves the mother and grandmother, hating the entire male sex. She loves her mother's red-colored maza... And yes, the child is a girl who completely copies her mother's behavior, and is already convinced that all the men are goats. We do not condemn him.
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Indeed, why is it that a girl suddenly thinks so suddenly when she is for a dad "unnecessary child from a hated man." The mystery. And you still have a wonderful opportunity to think before breeding, if your child will not be in the same posture, when the father is inspired by the third beautiful princess, sincerely believing - that you said the evil and usurpatory Baba-Yaga, from whose captivity miraculously broke out the perfect prince.

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №111347
 28.03.2015
As a child, I thought that Mercader killed Trotsky with an ice bucket. Once I read the word "Iceberg" as "Iceberg" and since then it has gone away.

The truth came to light only many years after I read about Trotsky’s death in English and saw in the text “ice pick” instead of the expected “ice auger.”

I did not visualize the situation at one time, but now it seems to me that the death of the Ice Bucket is a situation worthy of being celebrated in the grinddock. The frontal portion flows out of the hole, Trotsky releases bloody saliva.

I need to write a song urgently.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №111346
 28.03.2015
We do not condemn him.
and----
1st And he does not burn with the desire to raise a child from a man who hates him and a girl, already convinced that all the men are goats, do you not see any relationship? Of course, if a 9-year-old girl hates all the men, it’s only because her mom and grandmother have settled. And the dad who does not burn something there is nothing to do with it.
2nd How do millions of women across the country raise children from men they hate?
Three Did you not think that in 5-10 years after you have given birth to a child, you can also become a bit of the... hated person? Well there, love has passed, tomatoes have wrapped, an old child interferes with a new family happiness and all that?
4 is My mother is paying for red food. And the child at this time feeds the air and in school he notes are given free, obviously? And the child is not riding in the mesh: the mother on the machine on the blades, and the child himself on the trolley bus with transplants to school, on the baskets and with the temperature in the clinic?

Or if the mother is able to independently provide the child with a subsistence minimum - all, the father is free from any obligations? Indeed, she buys her own sandwiches, and I don’t drink for anything.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №111345
 28.03.2015
Ha ha ha ha! I read the nutrition book and amused by the advice to judge the child. Two acquaintances did so - thanks to the connections of the children were sentenced. Who is raising them now? Dad with a new wife? Fuck the car. The children, in a couple of months bored by the fathers, were spit on the grandmothers. But they were convicted of the former suck (not alcoholic and not drug addict, by the way).

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №111344
 28.03.2015
It is yast. <...> He didn’t even date with her, and so – well, slept with one so beautiful, but easy behavior. When I was a young and stupid student. We met when this boy was 4 years old. There was all 10 times broken, almost a fight arrived. He was in a terrible condition =( A clever man who works for pennies somewhere, absolutely disrespecting himself, dreaming of death - her or her own - no matter what. Then, before meeting me, he gave 100% of the child's salary, and ate what friends and relatives would help. However, this lady had little and she regularly called and complained that the money was not enough, that the child wanted this, this and that. Do you know why people hate? Why does the child not have feelings? In general, she is VERY evil and benevolent Baba-Yaga. Understand it! It happens! Look at the situation not stupid on one side!
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If your husband is an idiot, let him pay for his idiotism. He thought apparently of the place that he was stuck in the "beautiful but easy behavior"? Have you tried to go to court? To take a child, if it is already sleepy to provide it? Or will the court order an alimony that you do not need? Buying things for the child and not giving money like this mom? In general, there are no brains - the guilty are always all around.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №111343
 28.03.2015
Then, before meeting me, he gave 100% of the child's salary, and ate what friends and relatives would help. However, this lady had little and she regularly called and complained that the money was not enough, that the child wanted this, this and that. Do you know why people hate? Why does the child not have feelings? In general, she is VERY evil and benevolent Baba-Yaga.
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According to the law, he must give only 25% of the salary to the child. Everything else (if true) is his and only his decision. And his problem is that he is so vertebrate (there is immediately the question - are you sure that you want a baby from a slime? Madam knows all about the perversions.
You are 100% lying. His family members held him in custody for four years. Where do I find such relatives to pay for housing, food and clothing to the infantile nonsense, who spends their money unclearly on what? This is at least 100 thousand rubles a year.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №111342
 28.03.2015
This woman has never worked, never in her life.
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Do you know all these details from him or her?

A small detail: a woman with a small child is very difficult to find a job. It is taken only for the worst and low-paid work. Women try to find work at home. They are sitting with someone else’s child. And there is no need for the fairy tale that all the divorced women collect brilliants, and the hungry child sits. A normal woman will feed the child first.
I do not believe in fairy tales.
Madam, you told a typical story, only it is a lie. You were deceived. And there is not a grandmother, but an ordinary aunt. And the man just used the fresh airport. Just be careful with the birth, you are already waiting for the number of the next baby yaga. And a new tale about the ugly stupid prostitute who caught the poor man. 😉 Which one of you lives for?


[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №111341
 28.03.2015
Filming of film. The dream scene of the protagonist. The action takes place on the beach, according to the script he must scream something following the girl leaving him. This is what the director says to the actor.
Just scream, something for her, there will be music in the movie.
And here she walks away, and the actor screams to her: Stay, fuck! Stay, fucking where did you go?! to
All the scenes entered the movie.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №111340
 28.03.2015
By the way, this happy husband and unhappy father, who "does not burn with the desire to raise a child from a person who hates him," reminded a very familiar. That, indeed, is cooler: the descendants are already two, both of the terrible, hated women, who haunted the misery and now pulling the last money and leading a vicious way of life.
The most pleased scenes, such as "she is educating my son badly!" - "no so take and educate yourself"- "Dick, I have no time, and conditions, and he does not respect me, and in general I have a new love, we better try to do better with her".

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №111339
 28.03.2015
Such guys really exist, but, as a rule, "... girls love pups..." and we "modestly stand on the side". This is why "we exist". It is extremely rare that such a person, because of his natural humility and shyness, is not alone.
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Yes, and when such a guy is trying to approach a girl who can really appreciate him, who will be interested in talking with him and quietly quiet... "Fuow, there is some kind of shrimp / shrimp / village / (further in taste) sticking to me!" Everyone needs Angelindzoli, and they, surprisingly, need only bradypitta, and "such guys didn't fall on the figure. What to do about it is completely unclear.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №111338
 28.03.2015
Re: The application has arrived. A strange phone, a strange phone.
Email of Others
ZZZ: Foreign company
xxx:... and the client himself is a xenomorph of some sort

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №111337
 28.03.2015
Modern science claims that in the days of solar eclipses, our wild ancestors splashed out of their caves, blindly roasted in the sun, issued non-memberly sounds and photographed the process on mobile phones. The most stupid is with a flash.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №111336
 28.03.2015
I spent half of my life spending half of my life.

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №111335
 28.03.2015
He didn’t even want to meet her, and so – well, slept with such a beautiful but easy behavior. When I was a young and stupid student. We met when this boy was 4 years old. There was all 10 times broken, almost a fight arrived. He was in a terrible condition =( A clever man who works for pennies somewhere, absolutely disrespecting himself, dreaming of death - her or her own - no matter what. Then, before meeting me, he gave 100% of the child's salary, and ate what friends and relatives would help. However, this lady had little and she regularly called and complained that the money was not enough, that the child wanted this, this and that. Do you know why people hate? Why does the child not have feelings? In general, she is VERY evil and benevolent Baba-Yaga. Understand it! It happens! Look at the situation not stupid on one side!
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God, girl, I cry out of your naivety.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №111334
 28.03.2015
I’ll add shit to your shit. I put off alimony for a whole year (total 5 thousand) to fly with the child to the sea in the summer. Do you know what it is called? "My money abroad is riding".
Well, we know that the deferred 50-60 thousand is just travel. And there are also excursions, attractions, ice cream and other shopping. And there is a whole year when I hold the child alone. But who thinks so? For my money!
And this year I got a good premium (comparable to annual alimony) and decided to travel not to Turkey, but to one of the visa countries. And for the visa required the consent of the Pope. Do you think he gave that consent? Do you know what the argument was? I can’t afford it, so I won’t allow it to you either. In general, the child must live on the means of the parents. But I did not ask him for an extra penny - only to go to the notary.
So I, such a shit, after the leave, I begin a lawsuit for depriving him of his parental rights.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №111333
 28.03.2015
I go on the street. In front of me stands an uncle with a stinking face, asking for a mercy. A rapid step overtakes me. It happens as follows:
For the sake of God, please give whoever can, for the sake of God.
There is no God.
The man followed the man with a stunned look.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №111332
 28.03.2015
I work as a logist for the second day, I was given such a clinging phone like the dispatchers, and I, today (what yesterday was a bit crazy) instead of working, imagined that I was saving the damn humanity in the spirit - Houston, we have problems! Oh oh! I hope my newly-cooked colleagues didn’t notice how I sat, tapped the buttons in the computer and stupidly whispered of happiness. God, I am 37 years old.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №111331
 28.03.2015
News: "Airlines have begun to introduce the rule of "two people" in the cockpit"

and gt;
Pilot 1: I go to the toilet
2nd pilot: Let the red girl come

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