When I started training, I started to sleep better. How are you with yoga?
YYY: I am so exhausted that I sleep like a rooster
XXX: It is understandable. What positive did you notice?
yyy: noticed the instructor's ass in stretching pants

The lady calls today.
Hi, I am from the survey service! Tell me, please, what program are you and your family watching right now?
Right now I’m looking at the accounting report, shit! In the middle of the working day!

Five copies of age. My son is 7 years old, my wife and I tell him that in our childhood there were no comps. And it was " and the electricity was".
I say to my wife, “Thank you for not asking you about the Great Fatherland.”
The son broke through this humor and said, "Mommy, when you were a child in the cave, did the fire with sticks?"

xxx: One government website stunned today. I go, so, and there is a standard WordPress dialog after installation - type create an admin user. They asked, they created. Walked around the admin, changed the theme to a fashionable one, turned off the comments, made a “Website on reconstruction” and left. I did not even make an account. I think the administrators were pleased.

From a conversation with a friend about how she took a notebook from the service center:
- I probably looked strange when the note was brought to me and I shouted with enthusiasm: "Friend, you are my native! He"s moved to embrace him. But this is the sex of trouble, he has glucose: a vision-impaired assistance program is automatically turned on when loading. Therefore, when my notepad responded to my welcome speeches, the entire equipment department fell into a downturn.

Prohibition of import of medical equipment, interruption in cooperation in space, hundreds of...
When will the Duma finally understand the simple principle: we first learn to breathe with our ass, and only then we sew our mouth?! to

It took for the demonstration of the mobile application to order Ar.drone - a flying toy that is controlled from tablets and phones. The entire office for two days could do nothing but search and discuss wireless toys. As a result, they found an inter-store and came to the management with an offer. I don’t think it’s necessary to say that the entire marketing department took about an hour to explain to the stunned boss what the device was and why it was needed. They wept for a long time, but eventually received a favor, gave one of the employees from another department the task of ordering a toy (I will add that he did not participate in the discussion and the agreements).
After a while we sit in the kitchen, discuss what happened, and here comes the same employee to whom we decide to tell how we agreed on the purchase.
In the middle of the story he interrupts us with words, after which no one was able to say anything: "This is all nonsense. You didn’t see the accountants’ eyes when they saw the "QVH" in the account!

The xxx:
there was a device with a half-rocketed lid and a battery exploded, all the stuff in something gray

and ZZZ:
Oh, it is "grey" - alkaline electrolyte.
In general, it is better not to touch his hands and especially not to breathe.
What about the device?

The xxx:
Well, what for the device can be lying on the girl's benches?

and ZZZ:
The vibrator?

The xxx:
+ is

and ZZZ:
Listen, Figo, the nuclear weapon he has to see. O_O
Was it not in use?

The xxx:
Five minutes after I turned it off.
And so the writer.
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In the course of this "appliance" an orgasm happened, I would like to look at that girl from whom even mechanical products end up with gray matter))))

Q: At what age do you think you can start touching?
YYY: What to do?? to
xxx: to go
XXX is fucking.
zzz: if in such formulations, then after the first bank of the yaga

Men sit in the bathroom, drink beer after the steam... One of them, Mint, says: Tomorrow you will have to go back to the raids on slot machines and prostitutes. And we know we have raids on Friday, and the players know, and the girls know. I have to go.
Next to him is a man sitting, listening, and breathing: get your job - with blackjack... and prostitutes!

Skyrim in German is a very good output of the brain. They all say to one another, “O Lord, do you not want to go into the tabloid?” Then, the equipment is called some type of Zwergenzweihender and Stalkrigshammer, for example. And it is worth a couple of times to scroll through the ZAUBERGETRAENKE section in search of such a necessary healer - you don't want anywhere else. But German is more fun than English in my opinion :) Cool language :)

It is necessary to distinguish between Hitler before 1939 and Hitler after 1939 and to separate the fly from the catch. The fact is that while Hitler was engaged in land gathering, and if he, as Zubov himself admits, would have been famous only because he united Germany with Austria without a single drop of blood, the Sudets with Germany, Memel with Germany, effectively completing what Bismarck failed, and if Hitler had stopped on this, he would remain in the history of his country a politician of the highest class.

However, he remained the greatest evildoer in history only because he put before himself and Germany the delusional ideas of world domination, declaring entire peoples inferior, trying to affirm the superiority of the Aryan race over other, less full-fledged, and aiming at the extermination of tens of millions of Slavs, Jews, Roma and other ethnic groups. It was these delusional ideas that led to such a sad end for Hitler and for all Germany. And all this had nothing to do with the reunification of Germany and the collection of German lands.

This is exactly how the passage in the "News" about Hitler sounds. And to tear quotes out of context - a lot of mind is not necessary, including white-banded pagans.

Hate to Lawyers:

It is...
2 weeks of writing a contract, all their lawyers are not so
They signed and...
The store is empty, 16 weeks.
It is...

Two weeks? Contract of Sale? Have you tried to sell the strategic stockpile of weapons plutonium to Syria, and what, according to the scheme of debt settlement to the USSR?

If I need to sell something quickly, my lawyer goes to the client’s office (even if he is in another country), sits with him and his lawyers in the negotiating room, locks up from the inside and does not release anyone from there without the agreed text of the document. In the fifteen years of work of the case that this process took more than two days of negotiations, I did not happen.

Hire a professional who can defend your interests, and don’t bother. The lawyer of the client in your case worked correctly: it is better not to conclude a contract at all than to conclude it on obviously uncomfortable terms.

My husband dictated the name of the paper on the phone yesterday. It turns out, the folder "My documents" is called modacomments, with an emphasis on E.

I have live printers at my company. In the sense as people, they treat me with understanding and compassion. I come to the office this morning, the old HP is broken, it just doesn’t load, he is diagnosed with a terrible ass. We have a new Kiosera, I switch all to it, but at 12 a.m. the toner ends on it and I am overwhelmed by panic. There is no spare toner, and the volume of printing is quite large. At this time, the HP screen starts to shine, it loads completely correctly and starts working! I was ready to kiss him, I don't think it's a coincidence, he just decided to help me, I'll drink for him today!

- why to bite, the jelly bricks bite normally. Hi from the 80s =)

- Patamušta in the 1970s, we bit all the dried ones, discharged from the warehouses of NZ. You in the 80s.
got more conscious.

Here is a reference to my work:
xx.xx.xxxx was purchased there external HDD Western Digital (charge number xxxxxxx). Before the purchase long chosen on the site between Western Digital and Seagate, when he started to order directly there in the store, the manager first made a mistake and began to order Seagate blue, but in time remembered and said "No, blue..." and didn't have time to negotiate how the manager broke me and arranged "probably blue Western Digital"))

I was informed that we had a mutual understanding, as a result, the order was ordered in a couple of minutes, taking into account even my couple of questions about the characteristics of the product. I don't remember the name of the seller, the shorter he was very short cut, if it was a girl, I would have returned there in an hour to make an offer))))

I have a reference, will come back again)

<avn> Central Committee of Ukraine refused to allow Darth Vader to vote
<avn> NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I don’t believe in television at all. Once there I saw this: the governor of California in the jungle was chasing an alien.

and Nina:
I should have come to you for lunch...

and Nina:
I read the technical description and instructions for the engine TMZ 8481.10. In every line there are clues to sex. Look at yourself:

and Nina:
The working wheel of the semi-open type turbine, with radial blades, is made by the casting method of heat-resistant alloy. It is connected with the wire welding method - friction"

and Nina:
It’s all about sex!

and Nina:
The lubrication of turbocharging bearings is carried out under pressure from the engine lubrication system.

and Nina:
How can you read it calmly?! to

and Nina:
I’m already silent about the "sugging collectors" and the "forced circulation"! What about those punches and pushers, fingers and cheeks? Go crazy!

and Nina:
No, you see what is happening: "The rod together with the valve, overcoming the force of the sprinkle, moves and opens the melting hole".

and Nina:
All, I can’t work like that anymore!

and Nina:
I’d rather do electric counters.