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[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №90785
 08.12.2013
Two rings two ends.
Today it is not a knife, it is an ananas party.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №90784
 08.12.2013
Talk about human rights has not added any rights to people, but has led to many confusing their rights with their desires.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №90783
 08.12.2013
Yesterday watched seems on the channel "Kinosal" some American film, fortunately the name did not remember. The beginning also did not see, but the meaning of the film is that the city has fallen dark, there is no lighting, and in the dark people "eat" some shadows and can only be saved by turning on the lamp, but unfortunately these "shadows" seem to quickly "drop" batteries and batteries. As in such a film, several people are rescued in some bar where there is a backup generator, and the heroes are content with quick flashes with lights outside the bar to save someone else or find something. So that’s what I’m leading to, the movie was watched with me by a 5-year-old boy and commented on it. According to the film, one of the heroes during the excursion found a truck where the battery was not fully planted, around a bunch of cars with planted batteries, and there is no such thing, the headlights shine, but are not launched, the type of capacity is lacking. The fearless American heroes decide to push the truck to the bar, charge the battery from the generator still operating and remove away from the city. Looking like the main characters, they push (loaded!!!) a truck for at least a couple of quarters, the younger gives - Wasn't it easier to remove the battery from the truck, recharge it, put it on any lighthouse and hit? But unfortunately, the American was not allowed to think about it, pushing this truck and getting out of the shadow with the "shadows" the main character, breaking the antenna and finding a piece of cloth heroically tries to extract gasoline from the nearest lighthouse, to wrap on the antenna cloth to make a torch and disperse the "shadows". On this scene, the young man again issued an expromt - And it was not easier to light up the whole lighthouse, because apart from them in the city nobody was left alive or better to fire an entire house and in the light of the fire calmly get to the bar. In general, it’s a pity that they didn’t look at it at first, or else they would give the main heroes valuable advice.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №90782
 08.12.2013
Can I invite you to the cinema?
What do you like about the Maldives?

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90781
 08.12.2013
here here 😉
For the first time in my life I sent a package.
While waiting in a line (5 people), the FREE employee of the mail helped to choose the box, fill out the forms correctly, suggested the index and borrowed a pen.
The shipment arrived in 4 days instead of the promised week.

I like the parallel universe I live in.
Tomorrow I will go to Sberbank for the first time.
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The first dose is usually quality and free.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №90780
 08.12.2013
Bitcoin Exchange Chat

xxx: Are there such bots that calculate the future on proceeds and sights to scratch more? and Artificial Intelligence)

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zzz: xxx, you can make wires to the cockroaches, plant them in front of the schedule and beat them when they are not correctly predicting - over time, a good expert system for trading will come out.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №90779
 08.12.2013
For the first time in my life I sent a package.
While waiting in a line (5 people), the FREE employee of the mail helped to choose the box, fill out the forms correctly, suggested the index and borrowed a pen.
The shipment arrived in 4 days instead of the promised week.

I like the parallel universe I live in.
Tomorrow I will go to Sberbank for the first time.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №90778
 08.12.2013
Tolstoy placed the signs of intersection not according to the rules of the Russian language, but where he believed they should be.
— — —
My teacher used to say, “Then when you become a thick lion, then you will write as you want, and now you will learn.”

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №90777
 08.12.2013
Fighter in the style of Naruto.
Heroes approach the bomb.
We need to demine it immediately until it explodes.
Three minutes later:
We have to hurry, we have very little time left.
Seven minutes later:
What do you know about demining bombs?
Filler for 20 minutes.
30 minutes later:
So let’s start?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №90776
 08.12.2013
Sometimes fools think they’re not.
Tagged with "trolls" It helps them.
Forget that they are fools. But since
"trolls" look and behave exactly the same,
As fools, this subtle difference between us and you
Absolutely not interested. Moreover, the motives of these two subjects are entirely
Same as your reaction to them.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №90775
 08.12.2013
xxx: grammatipy, it's prints, I fucking print on the sensor, fucking not comfortable
YYY: How do I ponmiate you?
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[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №90774
 08.12.2013
I go with a friend on the street. At an open lookout with a tight face, a worker stands and holds a cable going inside. Quietly passing by, my friend suddenly rattles "Cut off! andquot;
The worker pulls the cable, a selection mat is delivered from the lock. How we fled. and. and.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №90773
 08.12.2013
<Andrew>
I remembered Triton.
Super Heavy Hydrogen

<John >
and sho?

<Andrew>
There was a sign in the restaurant.
Buy 2 hamburgers and get a tritty as a gift.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №90772
 08.12.2013
Cats and rain.

If you have an animal in your home, you will also have a sense of responsibility for his life. My cat will never eat the rain, I just don’t buy it, hanging a hose and a mushroom on the tree. It is also beautiful and safe for the beast. And my cat will never fall out of the window in the heat, because the removable light wooden grid I made is placed on the window. Sometimes the cat even sleeps on the window, hanging the legs out.

[ + 33 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90771
 08.12.2013
Surprisingly, such potseroths who chase the unfortunate Santa and his deer, but at the same time meet the year of the horoscope according to the Chinese horoscope.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №90770
 08.12.2013
Sometimes a bitch attacks me.
Dusted cabbage with a pig. There was a little cabbage left, made a salad of chicken with pineapples. From the cooked chicken for the salad remained a bouillon. I cooked a spicy soup on it. I saw that there were a few pieces of baton left, roasted with garlic, dried up, got a bunch of soup. A little butter remains from the soup, here is a baking charlotte. A little apple remains from the charlotte, compot is cooked.
Not to cook, not to fucking.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №90769
 08.12.2013
xxx: "VICI" are these crab sticks?
yyy: "Veni, vidi, vici" - " came, saw, crab sticks"

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №90768
 08.12.2013
My husband is going somewhere tonight. My daughter (4 years old):
Dad, and where are you?
Okay, I am leaving you.
Why don’t you take your own?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №90767
 08.12.2013
About interesting names. I personally know a good girl named Angelika Algerievna. Prior to marriage, she had the name Dante. His name was Dante Alighieri.
Not a joke! The Outlook mailbook still shows this name to everyone, although it has long since resigned from us.
Angelica, if you read, hello from Diamond! And with NG!

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90766
 08.12.2013
About the "at least one developed Russian microprocessor".
I would just remind you that it was in our country that discoveries were made, which (among many others, of course) formed the basis of almost everything modern IT. This is a quantum generator created by Bas and Prokhorov. This is a low threshold, continuously operating at room temperature semiconductor laser, which was made possible thanks to the research of Jores Alferov. Thanks to them - created semiconductor amplifiers of signals of the gigahertz range, without which it would be difficult to imagine the current mobile communication. This is a large number of theoretical and experimental research, without which it would be impossible to create modern microelectronics. It is space. In general, the contribution of our scientists was quite noticeable.

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