xxx: My mother is named Lyudmila and my father is Vladimir. My grandmother was called Lyudmila, and my grandfather Vladimir. Our neighbor’s name is Lyudmila and her husband is Vladimir!

By the time I was three years old, I had no contact with other people. I was sure that all the grown-up aunts are named Lyudmila and uncle Vladimir. And my name is Asya, but I will grow up and become Ludmila.

Yyy: I was absolutely sure that in any kindergarten, in any group, there must be 2 Dim. Thus e. Me and the other boy. Everyone else with other names. And when my mom and I moved, in the new kindergarten I met everyone and immediately asked, "who is your second Dima?“Well, I’ve been shown that this guy is Dima. That confirmed my theory.

In Sberra introduced a robot, which accepts calls and is very unwilling to switch to the operator. I said I understood that you need an operator, but let me answer... Yesterday I called for a fraud attempt, our intellectual duel lasted for three or four minutes.

Connect with the operator.

Do you have a question about the map?

Connect with the operator.

Ask me, I can help you.

Connect with the operator.

In the end, she gave up.

Ask me if I can’t answer your question, I’ll switch to the operator.

Well, I had to start with that.

What is the half-life of radium?

I contacted a specialist...

I was walking with my girlfriend when a guy whispered behind her and said, “Excellent ass.” She was really upset and wanted me to answer. So I turned around and said, “Thank you, I’m doing the seats.”

We had a boyfriend, and he was ugly. It really does not coincide with the appearance: earring, teeth rotten in different directions, dull, untouched all some in general. Strange but not stupid.  He cried hard, too. The glasses were worn by a-la engineer Lapenko. But at the same time he had a big heart, which was always occupied by a beautiful princess. The princesses, clear foam, rattled and swept this hamadril into the forest.



And I decided to take him. I say, Andrew, you are not hopeless. At least you do not smell and your clothes are normal. You are normal in communication. Learn to wash your head more often. Go to the dentist. Change your stupid glasses for more stylish. Change the hair. Try to cure your pimples... you are only twenty years old, pimples! You look like grandfather. What a girl will look at you!! to



In general, I taunted him for a couple of months with my unsolicited advice, and then our ways somehow split.

Ten years have passed and here I meet Andrew!



(I would like to describe here how beautiful he became, but sadly).

The same glasses, unwashed head, rotten teeth... well, in addition to a brush.

Indeed, every one of them is an evil buratino.

In the morning – money, in the evening – chairs. The whole day is exciting.

Cock Serega on our steam ship did not tell his wife Lucy that he was a ship cook. The "marine of overseas navigation" she was quite pleased with and she did not show further curiosity.
Once, in the pre-New Year mess, the dispatcher port put our ship on the Sea. The station has almost free passage to the shore.
Seregina’s wife came to visit her husband on a steam boat, where she struck him nose to nose. He was in a high crimped cap and a cooking white jacket. Having seen her husband, Lucia was amazed, for a moment shakenly silent and, having translated the spirit, asked, "Do you know how to cook?"

When they came for the African Americans, I didn’t tolerate it, even though I wasn’t an African American! I was outraged, I went out to protest! I knew that otherwise, when they came after me, no one would be upset!
And we won! We put the police in place! The police had to leave!
And then, when the Negroes came for me, there was no one to protect me.

I have a friend, engaged in repairs, finishing works, his own brigade, he is a commander in it. How then he went out on a good facility, earned good money, sold an old car and bought a Lexus (470 like, I am not very familiar with the brands). And then the customers cut off. He comes to Lexus, communicates, makes an estimate, and the client refuses after a couple of days. Suspicious of the wrong, took Chevrolet old father to the next meeting, the client gave his consent. Repeated with another client, they also agreed to work. I bought an old carpet and the work went. And on Lexus for fishing, and to the village to relatives chases. Those are happy, you can not walk to the tombs, a lot of old people can be placed in Lexus.

And all why? Once Lexus is at a simple run, it means that he steals money from customers and takes expensive work. This is psychology.

I recently got a call from my classmate with whom we are friends. He says we need to swallow. I feel the voice depressed. I'm trying to find out what happened, he says we'll meet and tell you.

He abandoned his girlfriend. Now the details.

My friend has always been thick and modest. You will tell him at 2 p.m. to come and take the couch and he will not be able to refuse. In the last two years he has lost weight. Enrolled in the pool, proper nutrition, etc. He became a female favorite. Before that he had no relationship, and then the girls themselves began to meet him. I lived with one beauty. In communication, she is such an outcast child, like she is a princess and she owes everything to her. I worked in an office as an accountant.

And a friend earned well, well straight much above the average. I filmed a house in the suburbs. The girl has been fired over time, well, the guy is earning well. And he was not against. She paid her beauty salons, yoga well in general a full set. Well, then the coronavirus, the income fell and he hinted to her that it was time for her to find some work. She stood in the position "you are a man, earn more, and in general you owe it." And when he told her that he had no money to call the master to the house, she threw him a scandal with beating dishes and hysterics.

As I said earlier, he was removing the house and parallel to the original. And where the month before the scandal bought an apartment and did repairs there, imported furniture. The girl didn’t know about it, he wanted to make a surprise. The lease contract lasted until the end of July. And here he collects all the things in silence and leaves at sunset, leaving a note that they are separating and if you want you can continue to live in this house, but from July you pay yourself, the owners do not mind.

How she bombarded (laid to listen to voice messages), and about the small member said and in general that he is a loser in life and much more. And now apparently realizing that soon her boyfriend is out on the street trying to get along with him again. But a friend firmly decided that it was better to be alone than with her.

Cock Serega on our steam ship did not tell his wife Lucy that he was a ship cook. The "marine of overseas navigation" she was quite pleased with and she did not show further curiosity.

Once, in the pre-New Year mess, the dispatcher port put our ship on the Sea. The station has almost free passage to the shore.

Seregina’s wife came to visit her husband on a steam boat, where she struck him nose to nose. He was in a high crimped cap and a cooking white jacket. Having seen her husband, Lucia was amazed, for a moment shakenly silent and, having translated the spirit, asked, "You know how to cook? »

It was in zero. My daughter got sick and had to go to the pharmacy at night. At night, the pharmacy was trading through the window, and as I approached it, I saw a line of four or five people. He stood up for two guys of twenty years old, one of them was with a girl and unwittingly heard the dialogue of these Hussars.

1) How much will you take?

Well, Olya and I will have enough for six a night.

“Aha,” I thought, deciding that it was a prejudice, and I rejoiced for this guy and his Olya.

2) How much will you get?

Well, I’ll be with Lenka, and we’ll need a dozen.

“Damn to yourself! This is a party, this is Lenka,” I thought and tried to remember if such a night happened to me.

And here is his turn and he broadcasts to the pharmacy ambrasure:

Sell me the warrior. Ten of things.

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Nubia... How is it?

Constitution of the...

A bit of racism.

If suddenly all the black population, regardless of age and gender, leaves the country:
The population of the United States will decrease by 11.3 percent.
The number of employees will decrease by 1.4%;
The number of prisoners will be reduced by 48%.
The number of gangs and other criminal groups will be reduced by 53%.
The country’s average IQ will rise by 7.4%, putting the U.S. on the third place in the world, alongside Japan.
The average SAT score (2016) will rise to 1100 points (currently it is 1000);
The number of AIDS patients will be reduced by 65%.
The number of chlamydia patients will decrease by 59%.
The number of patients with gonorrhea will decrease by 69%.
The number of patients with syphilis will decrease by 57%.
The average annual income in the country will rise by more than $20,000;
The number of people living in poverty will decrease by 54%.
The number of homeless people will be reduced by 65%.
The number of welfare recipients will decrease by 52%.
The U.S. Democratic Party will lose 26% of its voters.
by Alina Zagorski

People live as if they had a second life: not drinking, not smoking, having children, working on three jobs.

I don’t understand where all Schwartz, Van Damme, Stallone, Bruce, Chuck Norris, Lundgren are?
Why doesn’t anyone save America?

Already expressed on these pages the comparison of the behavior of the inhabitants of our town with the curse of King Midas. The same, the legendary king, who, "by the command of a man" found the ability to turn into gold everything he touched. Only unlike a fairy tale hero, my countrymen have a magical gift to turn everything around them into shit.
Yesterday opened the first store in the city of the network "Domostrud". At the entrance, every visitor was given a medical mask for free. The one that saves from the terrible coronavirus.
I don’t know what kind of organizers have done this, but they’re good. And we are not.
By the end of the day, the whole district was filled with abandoned masks. The inhabitants of the fairy town once again, in all its beauty, showed their magical gift.
Without realizing themselves as the culprits of this shit, those who grew up in shit, who see nothing in life except shit, shit and will remain and will live, angry that they see nothing good in life, one shit around.
Unless they want to change themselves.

- Are you not afraid that after removing all restrictions on covid, there will be a sharp increase in morbidity?
No, our experts have learned to control the statistics.

When I lived in the community, of course, I encountered different situations. One night I woke up from a terrible scream of a neighbor who saw in the window (and we lived on the 4th floor) a man on a rope. I was scared that a student did not cope with the stress during the session. It turned out that it was just a guy on the boxes tied to his girlfriend. We were suggested not to risk our lives, get up to us and calmly get up to the destination. He said it was too simple and used further...

Sometimes amendments turn into redress.

China produces hats and T-shirts with the inscription "Boycott China" due to high demand in India.