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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №80525
 21.04.2013
xxx: I listen to the drummer, there is a police syrene, like in the subject, the norm. Fuck it on the street.
YYY: I listened to the pump factory for five minutes
YYY: Until I went to find out where such a noble industry

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №80524
 21.04.2013
At the 10th Congress of the Union of Journalists of Russia, the organizers had to change the big banner that decorated the scene.
On the first day, the inscription looked like this: "X-th Congress of the Union of Journalists of Russia", where X is the number of the Roman alphabet.
The next day, an Interfax correspondent discovered that the defect and the letter "y" were glued. The Union of Journalists explained that the changes were caused by the fact that "some delegates began to have incorrect associations."
The organizer of the congress: “That’s why we glued the defiant with the booklet ‘y’ and left the Roman figure ‘X’.
By the way, the original inscription that confused journalists was made with a mistake: according to the rules of the Russian language, literal build-ups to Roman numbers are not applied.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №80523
 20.04.2013
I had a situation two years ago - in the evening, a dark, brainless dog, the same hostess, I and a scraper that carried in my hand...
For a long time, doctors from the clinic opposite reminded me of this story with a dog without shoes.
But this dog is now always in the hammer, despite the fact that the teeth are there now very often.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №80522
 20.04.2013
The budget iPhone

The first comment:

If Jobs put a pair of magnets under his mouse and wrapped the grave with a wire, he would be able to provide electricity from such news of medium-sized towns.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №80521
 20.04.2013
A man becomes a real adult when he begins to understand that the best soft toy is a couch.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №80520
 20.04.2013
The former head of the "Post of Russia" after the dismissal will receive 3 million rubles.
I hope they will be sent by post to Russia before the New Year.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №80519
 20.04.2013
A commentary to the video in which a motorcyclist outputs the stream at the meeting and crashes into a left-turning stall at the crossroads:
This is my dream penalty system.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №80518
 20.04.2013
Gods, it feels like I have not one girl and one cat in my house, but ZZ Top in full composition and 4 San Bernardino.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №80517
 20.04.2013
I'm going to work today, I'm swollen, not in the spirit from the morning.And I have a panel, where the transmission box began to scratch, well, I hold her hand over and over, no matter what, I'm screaming.I see, my chat is scratching, it's still trying to get out of the scandal, it's obvious that the topic will not be found.And here he says - But you don't hold me so hard, so I don't scream!! to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №80516
 20.04.2013
I could not fall asleep from the neighbor with the drill, when I heard the female stones, I realized that it was not a drill.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №80515
 20.04.2013
I am from the time when, if a guy said to a guy, "I need to buy a towel," they are not blue, but students of a technical university.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №80514
 20.04.2013
My husband is going on a long business trip, I got sophisticated and for the first time I made him a meat roulette with cheese, mushrooms, etc. He eats in silence for a few minutes, I am like on nails:
Well how?
You know, if you met me with this roulette from a business trip, I would think that you are a noble man behind you.
A worthy compliment!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №80513
 20.04.2013
Yesterday on the 1st I stumbled on some mouse. In honor of Pugacheva. In the hall between Philae and Galkin sits Orbakaite. That is, she sits between two uncles who slept with her mom. One is slightly older than Christy, the other is 10 years younger. On the stage is another uncle who slept with the culprit-Kuzmin. With daughter. Moreover, the daughter knows that her father slept outside with that grandmother from the hall. The very mill. In short, Santa Barbara was incomplete. There were no other two husbands of Kristina, and the current wife of Presnyakov.It was wanted that the 1st channel was more responsible for such events.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №80512
 20.04.2013
Good night sweet)
I would have eaten you! by Omnom.
I just want to eat you.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №80511
 20.04.2013
pythe is:
The picture. In the courtyard of our garage a powerful uncle washes a huge powerful car (truck) with a powerful sprayer. wash the roof - you will not reach, you need to stand for a long time and hit the stream in one place until everything dries. I see — the uncle rolls past the roof, right by, somewhere in the sky. Long to loose. and immovable. And it would be nice to look somewhere - no, obviously there and looking, in the sky. All the time I was smoking, he licked a stream into the sky, slightly swinging with the sprayer. I drowned, drowned the straw, guessed - the uncle in the splashes looked at the rainbow, probably in the bright sun he could see it well.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №80510
 20.04.2013
A: You are right more than ever.
YYY: There is no need for a pencil here.
XX: I compare A. with none. 5 is OK.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №80509
 20.04.2013
The airport of Copenhagen. If you have a transit there for more than a couple of hours, do your best to get a Schengen visa. There are only 7/11 in the transit zone, there are no smoking rooms and you can generally die of boredom. On the other side of the border there is a huge shopping and entertainment center, to which, by mistake, the airport was built.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №80508
 20.04.2013

Artem
Damn, I understood all the shortcomings of solitary being.
( by
Irina
well
Artem
Becoming a grandmother
I woke up washing my shoes.
Irina
ahahahah
Artem
There was still a rack.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №80507
 20.04.2013
I had an extra weekend in the middle of the week, lying in bed, reading a book and thinking about how to spend the upcoming free day. imperceptibly for myself drank kefir and ate strawberries... it seems that soon the question of what to do in the weekend fell on its own :(

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №80506
 20.04.2013
I was told this today at the DNS service center, where I brought headphones that didn’t sound.
XXX: I was shown where the noise regulator on the headphones

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