Kav: I received a request from the directory to send data from the license stickers from the systems.

Kav: The chef remembered in time that the black comps were going with the stickers.

Kav: I can imagine what rumors will then spread around the station after we call the users and ask them if they have a black computer or not.

kav: "Admines are completely fucking or they do not know at all, the colors of the comps are already rewritten";

xxx: "Is it because I’m black?"

iMegaphone
What's New in Version 1.6.2

Fixed error in the word "Failed" in case of failure to connect to the server

I thought for a long time, looking at the packaging of condoms Electro - mint explosion.
Until I realized it was a gum.

I am not alone in this world!! I also thought it was condoms until I saw how our buch pulled it into my mouth. At that moment I had such a sting that when he looked at me, he put the gum to the side.

The new "Russian Post" I receive a letter.
Stamp of dispatch: Moscow, office Noxxx, 27.11.2012
Stamp of receipt: Moscow, Noyyy branch, 15.03.2013
How is?! to

RIA News today at 12:27 Distract yourself from the futile world and watch for
The funeral of the former prime minister
British Secretary of State Margaret Thatcher. Live broadcast from St. Paul’s Cathedral has already begun
First comment: What could be better than watching a funeral during a lunch break?

The Spring. The gardens count the garbage that came out of the snow in bushes. And here in the same bunch are: a dead pigeon, a used condom and a glass from McDonald’s with the positive inscription “We will make the world cleaner.”

The universe has a great sense of humor, I think.

Lukik (17:32:21 17/04/2013)
I read in the car yesterday.
Lukik (17:32:30 17/04/2013)
Home Sex Kills Prostitution – Stop it!! to

SMS from the wife, who downloaded the last part of the darkness on the smartphone:
According to the plot, Kristen Stewart must have an orgasm so that the audience notices it, adds a salute in the background and beat the music))))"

Have you read "Myths and Legends of Ancient Greece"?
and no.
How do you guess the scanwords?

Walking with a 6 year old daughter (D)

When I grow up, I will be a doctor.

I... well...
It would not be good if your doctor was at home. I will learn to my old age.

I have not yet chosen which one.

(I) and UGU...
The dentist. Or a plastic surgeon... Yes, about a pofig – still good.

They are of three kinds.

I was going to open the eye, to remind surgeons, allergists, dermatologists...
But something kept.
W – W?

(D) For children, for adults and for animals.

A systemic approach exists. And you go, learn the match, papule.

There are coffee machines in the cars. While looking for a pen for the chair in the warehouse, I went for a coffee. There are 3 cars in this car salon. 1 - VAZ salon, 2 - Opel + Chevrolet and the 3rd technical center. The coffee machine worked only in the VAZ salon. At the same time, the apparatus itself was glucose and did not catch a cup, into which he then poured coffee. Thus e. You throw money, press a button, an empty cup falls out of the machine and the coffee flows past. The owners of the VAZs could be unmistakably recognized - they drank coffee. They picked up the glasses almost asleep, quickly thought and left satisfied. People who came from the Opel / Chevrolet cabin looked astonished at the cup that fell on the side, on the coffee lying past, sadly looked around and went back. Philosophy is fucking.
I immediately picked up the glass. It was just two days since I bought VAZIK.

Crusade in Nigeria announced by Christian terrorists: May 31 they will begin to destroy the Muslim north. According to the South, this will be a response to the activities of Islamic terrorists in the country.

Pingvin: I don't even know who to hurt for, so I'll just watch and enjoy the beautiful game :-D

I suddenly realized that it is not necessary to go to Vietnam in pants with the American flag.

The inscription on the fence: "LGBT - pydors!"

xxx for 600.
Q: Are you a neighbor?
XXX is no.
YYY: And that’s the right answer.
Yyy: but your point still goes to the auditorium
XXX is fucking

In Moscow everything is fine, but I can't find smoked chicken anywhere :(
Yes, in the solariums of these chickens...

xxx - 15 articles of the widepedy included in the list of prohibited
YYY - These are the idiots
zzz - Aga, resembles a pregnant schoolgirl rubbing in a pulp cream for weight loss
Customers take control of the internet, MPs take care of people, performers get a salary for easy activities, and all at our expense. Who is an idiot?

To be happy, a person needs at least 106 minutes of sex a day.
I will try to be happy.

Stayed at home with the tribe, turned him a telecome and said:
The amount of alcohol advertising, on Ukrainian channels, just goes up!
It’s fine in the evening, when the adults come from work.
But beer and vodka six times in a 15-minute advertising block, between “Luntik” and “Dasha” – that’s beyond the line of good and evil!

I am a harsh Russian grandmother.
Yyy: You’re still scratching when you get blood from your finger, Dasha.