Do not believe the proverbs. I was told today that if I throw out a coin, I will lose more money. He threw 1 ruble and found 50 on the street. I made two ice cream for them.
YYY: This is lucky, so lucky.
Zzz: Don’t throw away a thousand in the hope of finding fifty.
xxx: We came to an interview with a girl programmer on vb
YYY: So what?
XXX is fifth size.
YYY: Do you have anything on the VB?
XXX: The Fifth Dimension! to
I can't drive my brother with the comp
WOW: you can try to apply something like [image with clock removal scheme]
You didn’t answer for a long time, so I clarify: it was a joke.
Web programmers don’t call their ex-girlfriends when they get drunk. They look at their previous projects.
by Valeria:
I’ve had a shock today.)
I have never heard of such street proposals.)
I sit on the bench, the guy (looking like a typical botanist: pants under the chest with a belt, a filled shirt, glasses...) approaches and says:
Can I sit?
– No
I want to meet, can I?
and no!
Could I fuck you?
Fuck the fuck!! And he takes sharply away.
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We took Maman today from the village, the roads are narrow, two cars will be separated. While she was going to sit smoking, the entrance door was open. A man comes in, don’t tell me whose car it is. I say mine. It’s me – let’s change! I say, Let’s go, what kind of car do you have? The man in a light stupor, 20 seconds looked at me -Well, I mean you go ahead, and I will go to my place. Although I can change, I have Volga. My mother and I almost fell down) No, I say, thank you not! The man for the whole dialogue did not even smile, the walk with the problem of the YU))
The actress, Alexander Grey, was sexually assaulted. Three unknown persons died on the spot.
The man once said that the scooter wanted. We lie down, we watch television, there are two people crashed on a scooter.
I: You see what a scooter you have!
This is how they chase!
I: Do you want to chase?
I am not chasing at all.
I: How do you know if you’re chasing or not, you don’t have a scooter yet?
My husband: I had a motorcycle, but I didn’t chase it!
I: He was so old, he’t be able to drive fast.
Husband: Do you know what he was? Nine of them went up the mountain.
Q: What about the speed? What speed did you drive?
Man: I don’t know, there was no spidometer on him.
I laughed to tears)
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Corruption will not be defeated until the Forbes list is seen as irrefutable evidence.
Once, a girl who lived in the hostel had a boyfriend Tolik. He was without a car without a yard, but swam. One day he brought them several dozen kilograms of Kamchatka crab and red caviar. There is also a refrigerator so that there is a place to store. And sinked again. All the following weeks the girls in the room ate this. For normal food money was not special, and not to lose good. At the end of the day, the remaining cane was ruined. She was beautifully covered from above a healthy garbage bowl with spinning crabs. The Dean, coming around, looked and left in the car.
According to VCIOM, 61% of Russians support the idea of transferring officials to domestic cars. 99% of Russians support the idea of simply transferring officials.
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<Gar> But throw it, take a penny and make it your right hand!
<Government> is there a problem?
<Gar> What to suffer!! and gt ;))
<Argentum> If you have a penny, then you suffer... :))))
Pembrock: On the weekend, at 7 a.m., I had one question...Dream, you’re shrinking?and ((
News on the Internet:
The three richest people in Britain are Russian oligarchs.
Announcement: I will meet three or four girls for a serious relationship!
To us in the artist girl one went, what about the children the conversation went, she cried: what I have kids, I even have a cactus dead!!! to
by 2025. The flying cars. In Russia, one problem has been reduced.
I am a sociable person and I have many friends.
Yes, only the banks congratulated you on your birthday. where you have your pay cards and your mobile operator
Q: Are the administrators of the Mile considered friends? They sent me a postcard...
The Discovery of America:
<///>I only last night communicated with a club girl - all her words are nonsense (although before she was not) and she really believes that until the age of 25, will find an uncle on a land rover who will give her a bubble, and she will go shopping and fuck with red boys.All this Houthi in the grandmother's heads - passes from the moment they finish the institute and my mom no longer gives money, and a stupid beast (in the clubs) buying on the hollow cocktailers, is actually not stupid, but just looking for a girl once))).
Did you go to a club and encountered a foolish, useless fool? Oh, throw it off, I had a similar adventure yesterday - I went to the railway station, and there the shit smells, and the floor is filled. Who could think?
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Yesterday my grandfather came drunk.
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He said a funny thing.
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says name change to "yarungin" (grandfather’s name) says I will give you an apartment with a house
yyy (16:51) :
to you?
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well
yyy (16:51) :
I am going to change the jargon.