Fear the fool who knows how to improve what works.

There are many teaching stories about how our naive people are bred in the field of trade. This “Lohovsky” divorce did not pass by me. It was about buying a car. Many, who have faced the purchase of a car, will confirm that sales managers often try to "blow up the untouchable" and steam the buyer a bunch of all sorts of "well very useful" things. So when I bought, the manager tried very polite, but too persistently to sell a set of winter tires. And you know, tyres in car salons (even on a two-wheeled bike) stand like on Hammer, so I neglected boldly and for a long time. But! To be more convincing, the young man says with a very bold voice: "Girl, you have a car on guarantee, so tyres (the tyres!!) You should only buy from the official dealer, in order to avoid technical problems of the car." I stand... I think... well, yes, I’m a girl, well, I’m not very familiar with cars... well, I’m a blonde... After thinking a little, having a mysterious appearance, I ask you to call “the elder at the car show.” Comes a solid look uncle, not hesitating for a second I ask a question (very polite, note): "Tell me, please, and you have in the car showroom works so unskilled staff, who do not understand the characteristics of the car or I am here just a fool?" And then both with red faces for 15 minutes listened to a lecture on the composition of tires, manufacturers, speed and weight parameters, etc. and etc. Well, how could the poor boy know that I’ve been working in a tire company for 6 years...

Scientific and popular edition "Learn Russian with Fursenko".
How is it right to say “here” or “here”?“”

And where are our officials specifically taught to make life in the country unbearable?

If successful people in our country gave lectures on economics to students, their topics would sound like this:
"How to successfully disperse the city budget", "How to effectively disperse the district budget and bypass taxes to transfer money to the offshore"...!
Well, in the final lecture from GDP - "How to spread the budget of a whole country while destroying all its competitors."

A letter from a friend I was a little shocked by.
Can I ask you for one more service?
I – OK
Just promise to take the problem seriously and not laugh.
I – of course
"Well, I bought shoes on mega heels and I need to learn to walk properly before April 18.
I am ))
Q. You could take me by night somewhere away from the city, but where is the asphalt?? to
and............

"Leah, we have to go! Damn, this capitalist deceit is gone, Leha! Otherwise p**children, Leha"
Interesting reaction of the Soviet commentator: "Aaaah... Yeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
The Fight"

How did the fight end? Interestingly...

>...She said without thinking for a second:
My son, this is a complete shit. My acquaintance in a period of deficit bought 12 pairs of boxing gloves, unleashed them, and laid off her jacket.

Your mother seems to have great acquaintances. The same TV host Strijenova told about her sister famous clothing designer Victoria Andreyanova

The operator moves to our corner. It also sweeps the camera into our coach’s redheaded beast face. The direct broadcast. The American operator. The American Director. No Russians in Belfast. All in direct broadcast.
"Leah, we have to go! Damn, this capitalist deceit is gone, Leha! Otherwise p**children, Leha"
Interesting reaction of the Soviet commentator: "Aaaah... Yeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
The Fight"

I didn’t say the most important thing! has won?? to

Living is becoming more difficult.
Now the sandwiches are not just oil down, but oil down on the keyboard.

X: Did you change it?
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8 The Brain?

Enchanted by their nuts, they did not notice the arrival of spring.

Taken from avito from the category I am looking for a master (although more would have approached "and got...")
Seller Svetlana write a letter City of Moscow, Moscow
Type of product: Other
I bought a Barbie doll. There were small spots on the face. She began to wash and inadvertently the liquid fell on the doll’s lips and wiped out part of the paint. It is not possible to record the most, when painting a pen hit on white teeth that paint Barbie. began to wipe off with a sharp object and the resulted scratch tried to wipe them off with a pinch in no way and when wiping off with a pinch damaged the vinyl. dropped super glue but manywatt and the face of the glue is now in glue. I don't know what to do, I won't do it myself, maybe someone will help restore the doll's original appearance. I don’t want to throw it away and buy a new one. I don't even know who she was because she bought without clothes. My paintings may not be very visible in the pictures. But I hope for help. Dress up so that the doll is not so cold.

New BMW TV Advertising:
The real pleasure of driving begins then...
Wife: when you pay the loan for him))))

shturn: What we are, however, inside we are disgusting and fragile. Alien metal and silicon organisms look at the Earth’s protein anthropomorphic jelly as shit!

Dr. Mengele: Or maybe the opposite. They look and envy "how harmonious they are. Everything is assembled, elegantly flowing and cooled with the most complex liquids. It only grows. They live in an aggressive oxygen water environment. Not what we have. The crystals are broken. Amy cries and fucking. From water, rust is everywhere, from oxygen – and worse still.
or sit in their own leprosy... not. in the site of "Rjavčina" and discuss their crystal surgeon, who knows how to translate sandstones with micron precision, and the centers of crystallization asks the best of all. and also virtuously heals shells in metal with a solution of silicates. which must be changed afterwards. are planted...

HGH is shocking! Lenin in the mausoleum insults the feelings of believers and asks to rest him on all Orthodox traditions!

Ikaric: I lie, on the side of the comp orange diode of the monitor, on the side of the columns a green diode, behind this all lighting the wall flashes not set clock blue, from under the bed lights the charging diode battery photography, at the distant wall of the diode TV green lights and the floor of the wall lights the player which is charged. Fuck the dark.

Sting is coming in July!! and :)
YYY: On a peach?

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Tagged: idiot
Why is he an idiot? If I want to read it, I am an idiot.
The Dostoevsky Idiot
XXX: Is he there?
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Remembered one match Dynamo (Kiev), Champions League:

The opponents have to break through the penalty near the gates, Shovkovsky (guardman) builds a wall of Dinamo players.
The voice of the commentator: Our goalkeeper cold-bloodedly builds the wall...
And then the camera immediately hits Shovkovsky and in the live broadcast is heard the cold-blooded voice of the goalkeeper, crashing into hysteria: Dolboeby, where?! The left, your mother.